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Title: Five White Collar AUs Sam Didn't Write
Rating: Nothing over PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: These are five AUs that could have been long fics, but aren't. One crossover, two alternate histories, and two alternate realities.
Notes: Hell with it, I don't even know how to deal with this show right now, but I had this stuff written...

Now available on AO3.

IF SOMEONE WANTED TO EXPAND ON ANY OF THESE

THAT WOULD BE FINE BY ME

Five AUs )
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Title: Torchwood and Doctor Who Snippets
Rating: PG-13 for language and sexual themes.
Notes: So, I cleaned out my LJ the other day (I clean when I'm nervous) and found a whole bunch of old fic snippets I'd never got round to doing anything with. I thought I might as well archive them here. These aren't going to go any further, I think, but they were fun to write and I may as well share them, eh?
Warnings: None.

Originally posted 8.3.08

Torchwood and Doctor Who Snippets )
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Title: Five Stories Sam Won't Write And One He Did By Accident
Fandoms: Torchwood, Doctor Who, and SGA
Rating: PG-13, I suppose. I'm not sure how to rate implicit sex with frondy aliens.
Summary: Extended summaries of five fanfics I'm never going to write, and one fanfic that I wrote accidentally while trying to write a summary for it.
Spoilers: Through the end of S2 for Torchwood and SGA, S4 for Doctor Who
Warnings: Discussion of PTSD.

Originally posted 7.2.08

1. Typing, Telephones, Light Filing - Torchwood/Who, Donna/Jack/Ianto )

2. The One On The Right Is On The Left - SGA, hints of McKay/Sheppard )

3. Please, Don't Ask - SGA, Sheppard/Other, Sheppard/McKay )

4. Employee Assessment - Torchwood, Gen )

5. Talking is Overrated - Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Gwen )

6. Stupid Human Tricks -- Torchwood/Who crossover, Jack/Ianto, Jack/OAC ( )
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Title: Headcase
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: PG; Jack/Ianto implied
Summary: Concussions are hardly unknown in their line of work.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] villainny, poor concussed thing. Quite short, by my standards anyway; just under 350 words.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 3.12.08

Headcase )
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Virtue summary: Hope did not live in the Ryder house.
Warnings: Themes of domestic abuse.

Mercy summary: They lock the doors at night now; they've had to, since the riots.
Warnings: None.

Virtue and Mercy )

***

Summary: James took it well.
Warnings: Uh. Beheading?

Calm Acceptance )
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Title: Harry Potter Snippets
Rating: No more than PG.
Warnings: None.
Notes: So, I cleaned out my LJ the other day (I clean when I'm nervous) and found a whole bunch of old fic snippets I'd never got round to doing anything with. I thought I might as well archive them here. These aren't going to go any further, I think, but they were fun to write and I may as well share them, eh?

Originally Posted 8.3.08

Harry Potter Snippets )
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Note: The Dye Job was just a silly idea I had; The Shave was a twisted interpretation of the prompt 'Remus Lupin gets rid of his grey hair'.
Warnings: None.
Rating: G

Available at AO3.

The Dye Job )The Shave )
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Summary: Sometimes even fictions need guardian angels.
[livejournal.com profile] kungfooqueen did a meme a while back where she advised people to draw or write a shameless Mary Sue self-insertion fic. This isn't quite a self-insertion, it's more meta, but I had fun with it :D
Warnings: None.

First Posted to this journal 2.21.06.

Also available at AO3.

Because I Can )

Too Late

Jul. 15th, 2005 02:50 pm
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Summary: Dumbledore is too late for Remus Lupin.
Warnings: None.
Rating: G (Gen)

Available at AO3.

Drabble: Lemons, the origin of Too Late )

***

Too Late )
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Summary: Ten years of poverty is an experience in nakedness, in being slowly stripped of things like illusions and decent clothing.
Warnings: None.
Rating: G (Gen)

An Experience in Nakedness )
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Rating: PG-13 (Sirius/McGonagall)
Summary: It's hard to discipline Sirius Black.
Warnings: Student/Teacher dynamic.

Cats and Dogs )
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Summary: After death, what is left but our identifying marks?
Warning: Multiple character deaths.
Rating: R

Identifying Marks. )
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These are all rated G, though they may contain a variety of 'ships. There are spoilers through OotP.

One Of A Kind ) Teach Us ) Second Generation ) Train ) The Bookshelf ) Not-Godfather ) Ferret ) Minister ) Minister II ) The Toast ) Cherry Blossom ) The Wake ) Class Reunion ) Italy ) Just Like ) Second Test ) A Question of Paternity ) Inheritance ) Defence Professor )
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These are all rated PG; they encompass a wide variety of ships and some mature themes. Spoilers through OotP.

There's You ) London ) Understand ) Scaredy Cat ) How It Feels ) Because ) Screwup ) Smarts ) France ) Something You Ought To Know ) Come Home To Me )Dragon Slayer )
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Title: True Crime
Fandom: Harry Potter
Notes: Gen, PG for a little gore. Snape-centric. Inspired by my Random Wiki Link.
Warnings: None.

First Posted 2/28/07

Available at AO3.

True Crime )

Title: King and Cavalier
Fandom: Harry Potter
Notes: Harry/Hermione/Viktor, R for sex. Inspired by a challenge ("Choose from the words: Ron, Viktor, Narcissa, knife, cavalier, body heat, young").
Warnings: None.

Available at AO3.

King and Cavalier )
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Title: White Which
Prompt: One of the Malfoys as the White Witch.
Pairing: None given.
Rating: G.
Warnings: None.

White Which )

Title: Dreamers
Prompt: "Logic!" said the Professor half to himself. "Why don't they teach logic at these schools?"
Pairing: Any Professor/Student
Rating: G
Warnings: None.

Dreamers )

Mealtime

Jul. 15th, 2005 08:42 am
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Warnings: None.
Rating: R. RL/SB, CW/NT, SB/SS, RL/BW/SB

Available at AO3

Mealtime )
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From drabble night....

Prompt: May/December; a photo of a field of Bluebonnets.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Remus/Harry.
Warnings: None.

Show Me )
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These are rated PG-13 and R. They encompass a wide variety of ships and adult themes including adultery, transgenerational, multiple-partner, and teacher/student relationships. Spoilers through OotP.

PG-13:

Detention ) Letters ) Instinct to Run ) Anniversary ) Taking The Blame ) Invisible ) Crush ) Routine ) Touch )




R Rated:

Reason ) Homework ) Seekers ) Caught ) The Dance ) Nice Gryffindors ) Kept Man ) Apple ) Portrait of the Artist ) Lessons In Greek ) Siberia ) Self-Defence )Ten Questions )
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Title: Heroes Snippets
Rating: No more than PG-13, only for swearing.
Warnings: None.
Notes: So, I cleaned out my LJ the other day (I clean when I'm nervous) and found a whole bunch of old fic snippets I'd never got round to doing anything with. I thought I might as well archive them here. These aren't going to go any further, I think, but they were fun to write and I may as well share them, eh?

First posted 8.3.08

Heroes snippets )
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Originally Posted 5.17.07

So, this drabble takes way too much explanation.

The Explanation )

Which resulted in the following Fall Out Boy/Heroes crossover. ONLY ON THE INTARWEB, people.

Fall Out Heroes )
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Two short fics I found in my post-Hack excavations; thought I'd stash them here.

Title: What's Good For Vorenus
Fandom: Rome
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Titus Pullo wants what's good for his Centurion. (Pullo/Vorenus)
Warnings: In-character ethnic slur.

First posted 11.14.2005

Titus Pullo is not as stupid as he looks... )

Title: I'm Having A Vision
Fandom: The Dead Zone
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bruce knew he was in trouble when Sara mistook his date for Johnny. (Bruce->Johnny)
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Bruce knows Johnny better than anyone... )
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Summary: What do you do when the Doctor needs a doctor?
Warnings: None.

Physician, Heal Thyself )
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Rating: G
Fandom: House/HP Crossover
Note: Written on inspiration from [livejournal.com profile] bicrim.
Summary: House draws some unlikely parallels...
Warnings: None.

Available at AO3.

Who's Who )
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Summary: House and Wilson don't need very many words.
Warnings: None.

Guy Talk )
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These are unrated but generally in the PG range.
Warnings: None.

Blue-Eyed Boy ) Out On A Limb ) Shiny ) Badge ) Ability ) Juxtapose ) Equal Rights ) Inhuman Rights ) Labyrinth ) Dominoes ) Bet ) The Rules of Latatian ) Surprise ) Stand Up ) Retired ) Hogswatch Surprise )
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Title: Chemistry Set
Summary: A gift from Severus Snape.
Warnings: None.

Chemistry Set )
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Summary: Remus likes books, and dark-haired men.
Warnings: None
Rating: PG

Unpredictable )
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These are unrated but generally fall in the PG to PG-13 area.
Warnings: None

2.13.04 ) GO/Queer Eye: Four Horsemen ) Iulius ) Shaving ) Tetris ) Cake ) Next Year In... ) Aziraphael Fell )
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Here are the collected Drabbles from yesterday's meme. :) There's one original fic and one "Ellis" fic, three Potter fics, two Discworld fics, two Lord Peter fics, three Housefics, and three crossovers.

Enjoy. :) Nothing R-rated.

Warnings: None.

Drabbles! )
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These are unrated and generally fall in the PG-13 to R ratings range.

Warnings: None.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer )





CSI: Crime Scene Investigation )
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First Posted 5.6.2007

Also available at AO3.

These drabbles are from a meme that was posted originally on February 19th, 2006.

In the meme, I asked people to visit The Invisible Library (link now defunct) and suggest a "nonexistent book" from the records there, which I would then write an excerpt from. They're filed here in an organised fashion and will eventually be available in PDF format.

With some exceptions, these drabbles are sorted by the genre of the book they can be found in -- thus, for example, one Sherlock Holmes drabble is in with the Sandman comics while another is in with the Mystery books. The LJ Username in front of each drabble signifies the person who requested it.

Some drabbles have been tweaked slightly since their original posting. This is Part I, containing Harry Potter, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Mystery, Horror, Literary, and Ellis Graveworthy. Part II contains Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Satire.

Warnings: Some gore in the Horror section.

The Harry Potter Series ) The Discworld Series ) Sandman and Good Omens ) Mystery and Horror Novels ) Literary Novels ) Ellis Graveworthy's Works )
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First Posted 5.6.2007

These drabbles are from a meme that was posted originally on February 19th, 2006.

In the meme, I asked people to visit The Invisible Library and suggest a "nonexistent book" from the records there, which I would then write an excerpt from. They're filed here in an organised fashion and will eventually be available in PDF format.

With some exceptions, these drabbles are sorted by the genre of the book they can be found in -- thus, for example, one Sherlock Holmes drabble is in with the Sandman comics while another is in with the Mystery books. The LJ Username in front of each drabble signifies the person who requested it.

Some drabbles have been tweaked slightly since their original posting. This is Part II, containing Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Satire. Part I contains Harry Potter, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Mystery, Horror, Literary, and Ellis Graveworthy.

Warnings: None.

Assorted Science Fiction and Fantasy ) Satire )
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First Posted 12.28.2006

All right, here are the final, finished products from the Charity Flopsyfest I ran on [livejournal.com profile] copperbadge from December 16 - 21, 2006. The short fics are interspersed with "drawbles", brief sketches offered by [livejournal.com profile] waccawheels and [livejournal.com profile] celestialsoda on a limited-request basis. Please don't use the artwork without permission!

These fics range in rating from G to R.

Warnings: Light bondage.

Enjoy! And thank you to everyone who participated and made someone's midwinter a little brighter. :)

Harry Potter ) Stealing Harry/Laocoon's Children )
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These flopsies were written as part of a charity fundraiser for the Las Cruces Reptile Rescue. The fandoms include Harry Potter, Ouran Host Club, Discworld/Good Omens, CSI, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Wimsey, Classical History, Black Books, and House. Specifically they contain spoilers for the end of Going Postal; they also contain some writings by Ellis Graveworthy, for the CC fans amongst you. :D

Warnings: Drug use.

Harry Potter: Ellis Graveworthy and the LCVerse, also Black Books and Good Omens xovers. )

House MD )

Discworld )
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Another fic that never made it into the archives, but OMG I am so glad I found this one, I really like it.

Drabble: Calm Acceptance. First Posted 7.24.2003.

The History Channel tells us that on February 8, 1587, Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded for treason. Her son, King James VI of Scotland, calmly accepted his mother's execution.

"Jamie, I'm going to kill your mother for treason," said Elizabeth.

James, King of Scotland, looked thoughtful.

"Can I have her room?" he asked.
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These may contain spoilers for all books through Busman's Honeymoon.
Warnings: None.

Part of the Wimsey of Ficlets podfic anthology by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] blueyeti!

My Price. G. ) Centre Of Attention. G. ) LPW/My Fair Lady Crossover: Ascot Opening Day. PG. ) Examination. PG. ) Keeping Track. PG-13 )

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On Storytelling:

Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.
-- Henry Jenkins

Life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language.
-- Tom Stoppard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-- G. Bernard Shaw

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
-- J. Michael Strazynski

Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable. Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery, which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.
-- House M.D.

Humans? They're long gone. Vanished. Extinct. They only exist in stories.
-- Ferngully

Anton Chekov, who was a doctor, said, "Medicine is my wife; writing is my mistress."

Se non e vero, e ben trovato. (Even if it’s not true, it’s a good story.)
-- Italian Proverb

The recipe for becoming a good novelist is easy to give, but to carry it out presupposes qualities one is accustomed to overlook. One has only to make a hundred or so sketches for novels, none longer than two pages but of such distinctness that every word in them is necessary. One should write down anecdotes every day until one has learnt how to give them the most pregnant and effective form; one should be tireless in collecting and describing human types and characters; one should above all relate things to others and listen to others relate, keeping one's eyes and ears open for the effect produced on those present, one should travel like a landscape painter or costume designer. One should, finally, reflect on the motives of human actions, disdain no signpost for instruction about them and be a collector of these things by day and night. One should continue in this many-sided exercise for some ten years; what is then created in the workshop will be fit to go out into the world.
-- Nietzsche

The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much. Thieving is God's message to him. Let him try and be a good thief.
-- Samuel Butler

What is written without effort is generally read without pleasure.
-- Samuel Johnson

Same story, different versions, and all are true.
-- POTC: Dead Man's Chest

I am a humble artist
moulding my earthly clod,
adding my labour to nature's,
simply assisting God.
-- Piet Hein

Every archaeologist knows in his heart why he digs. He digs, in pity and humility, that the dead may live again, that what is past may not be forever lost, that something may be salvaged from the wrack of the ages.
-- From "The Testimony of the Spade"

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
-- Francis Bacon

It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing.
-- Seneca epistles 88 45

When asked how she acquired her knowledge of science, Octavia Butler replied, "I read."

Imagination is more important than information.
-- Albert Einstein

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