Fall Out Heroes: Fall Out Boy / Heroes crossover. PG-13.

[sam_storyteller]

Originally Posted 5.17.07

So, this drabble takes way too much explanation.

femmequixotic is in Bandom, which is fandom for bands, and specifically into Fall Out Boy, of which Pete Wentz is apparently a member (listen, I've seen his cock, that doesn't mean I know who he is). She posted the following (edited for length, hur hur):

...this guy from another department and I got started talking about music and concerts, and I mentioned I was going to FOB at the end of the month.

Him: So, hey, you're online a lot, yeah?
Me: Dude, I'm the web designer. Yeah. DUH.
Him: Have you ever googled Pete Wentz's cock?
Me (a wee bit flabbergasted and amused): Hell, yeah.
Him: OH MY GOD ISN'T IT FABULOUS? I mean, you can't see all of it because he's got it in his hand, but really, it's a great cock.
Me: (still OMG amused) Er. Yeah.

I AM SO TEMPTED TO PIMP HIM INTO BANDOM. Except then he'd find my porn. So no. But still. SO AMUSED.

To which I replied, "I think if you've admitted to googling Pete Wentz's cock, you're past the point of needing to be ashamed about your bandom porn."

Femme: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well. There is that. BUT. Who wouldn't google Pete Wentz's cock?"
Me: "Well, I did. Goodness me." (link not worksafe, duh)
Femme: "Yeah. This is why I love bandom. THEY MAKE IT SO EASY."
Me: "But there's no fun speculation about when Pete Wentz will blow up New York!"
Femme: "YOU NEVER KNOW. Besides. That's what AUs and CROSSOVERS are for."
Me: "Peter Petrelli probably does listen to a lot of Fall Out Boy..."
Femme: "YES. You know he does. You know it. He has the hair. EMO BOY. I think you should write me Pete Wentz/Peter Petrelli. Because I am demanding that way."

Which resulted in the following Fall Out Boy/Heroes crossover. ONLY ON THE INTARWEB, people.

Fall Out Heroes

Claire was disturbed by the laughing.

Peter never laughed. Well, not laughed like normal people. A snort or a cynical Ha was probably the best you could expect.

She leaned in through the doorway and saw Peter sitting at Nathan's office computer, laughing and laughing, arms folded across his stomach.

"What's so funny?" she asked, and he groped for the mouse to close whatever window was open.

"Nothing," he said, wiping tears from his eyes.

"You're not laughing at nothing."

"No, it's just..." he waved a hand. "You're too young."

"For what?" she demanded, annoyed now.

"Nudie pics -- "

"Oh, gross." Then curiousity overcame her. "Whose?"

"P -- P -- P -- he took pic - tures of himself," Peter hiccupped.

"He?"

"Sorry, and then someone put them up all over the internet..."

Claire hesitated. "This isn't my DAD we're talking about, is it?"

This sent Peter off into a new gale of laughter, and she darted forward, opening the window.

"Oh my god," she said.

"It's not what it looks...like..." Peter collapsed into snickering.

"You googled Pete Wentz's cock!"

Comments

[lirren.livejournal.com]

I am so completely and utterly amused. And have recently found myself in bandom as well (although not FOB), and I absolutely love that term.

runs off to use it everywhere

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Oh man... just seconds ago I was in tears from something stupid my mother said to me, and now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! XD *hugs* Only you, Sam.

*snickers*

Peter cock! XD

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

Awww *hugs* Pete Wentz's cock will heal you!

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Do you think it'll cure cancer next?

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

You just never know.

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

As long as I never have to touch it, who knows where it's been!

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

Well, we clearly know a few places it's been. ALL OVER THE INTARWEB, for a start.

*snerk*

[plum177.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

how do you get into situations where you write this stuff?

mostly when people throw rabid plotbunnies my way i run and hide (and then I write them, but don't post them...)

you write such brilliant madness!

you and daegaer are the king and queen of crackfic!

*loves*

[farwing.livejournal.com]

I love how enabling my friends list is! You rock!

[farwing.livejournal.com]

Also, um. Is there any way that I could persuade you to write a House/My Chemical Romance crossover? I mean, it can be gen, but see, MCR is from New Jersey and, well...come on! It would be awesome! House would give them so much shit for being melodramatic and he'd probably criticize their music and it would make me very happy. Plus, those boys are always coming down with food poisoning, so it would be easy to get them into Princeton Plainsboro. In exchange, I would send you a mix of really odd-fun-wonderful music in exchange... *tempts*

[darksideofstorm.livejournal.com]

...

If I may be completely fannish for a moment:

OMGDOIT!

Plus Wilson would be so quietly amused by the whole thing Chase could be a secret fan

[farwing.livejournal.com]

OMG Chase would so be a secret fan! Or...I dunno, maybe Cameron would be too? She's kind of the emo duckling anyway. Hahahaha. Seriously, she listens to "Cancer" and cries emo tears for her dead husband. *is a horrible person*

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'm afraid that was a one-off inspiration. :D

[satanbaker.livejournal.com]

*in fact can not stop laughing*

BAHAHAHA.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

oh, bandom. :P

I don't watch Heroes, but I have to say I'm highly amused by the explanation behind the drabble.

I was listening to FOB the other day at work and someone commented on the lyrics & I was like "Yeah, Fall Out Boy is the slashiest band ever" (not really thinking about it, obviously) and then I had to explain myself. *random pointless contribution*

[hiddenmuse.livejournal.com]

That's too funny! :-D

{visiting by way of femmequixotic}

[tiltingheartand]

... you know, I was googling lyrics to some Fall Out Boy song because I cannot for the life of me remember where this phrase is from, and THIS PAGE is on the first list of results. One: it's a small world. Two: it's a really, really disturbing small world.

[tiltingheartand]

-- actually, going back to the search page, it is the FIRST result.

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

I don't even know who Pete Wentz is. Other than a member of the band. And yet I have seen his penis.

[bloodrebel333.livejournal.com]

He took pictures of himself that other people put online? *is so amused*

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

With his cameraphone. :D

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaaa oh Sam. Oh Pete. And yes, he's famous outside bandom and outside the circle of people who've heard of FOB as that guy who posted pictures of his dick online.

I gotta say, now I'm imagining Peter Petrelli having a conversation with his brother about it, and the comparative issues that would arise.