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sam_storyteller) wrote2005-07-13 12:20 am
sam_storyteller) wrote2005-07-13 12:20 am
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Fall Out Heroes: Fall Out Boy / Heroes crossover. PG-13.
Originally Posted 5.17.07
So, this drabble takes way too much explanation.
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femmequixotic is in Bandom, which is fandom for bands, and specifically into Fall Out Boy, of which Pete Wentz is apparently a member (listen, I've seen his cock, that doesn't mean I know who he is). She posted the following (edited for length, hur hur):
...this guy from another department and I got started talking about music and concerts, and I mentioned I was going to FOB at the end of the month.
Him: So, hey, you're online a lot, yeah?
Me: Dude, I'm the web designer. Yeah. DUH.
Him: Have you ever googled Pete Wentz's cock?
Me (a wee bit flabbergasted and amused): Hell, yeah.
Him: OH MY GOD ISN'T IT FABULOUS? I mean, you can't see all of it because he's got it in his hand, but really, it's a great cock.
Me: (still OMG amused) Er. Yeah.
I AM SO TEMPTED TO PIMP HIM INTO BANDOM. Except then he'd find my porn. So no. But still. SO AMUSED.
To which I replied, "I think if you've admitted to googling Pete Wentz's cock, you're past the point of needing to be ashamed about your bandom porn."
Femme: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well. There is that. BUT. Who wouldn't google Pete Wentz's cock?"
Me: "Well, I did. Goodness me." (link not worksafe, duh)
Femme: "Yeah. This is why I love bandom. THEY MAKE IT SO EASY."
Me: "But there's no fun speculation about when Pete Wentz will blow up New York!"
Femme: "YOU NEVER KNOW. Besides. That's what AUs and CROSSOVERS are for."
Me: "Peter Petrelli probably does listen to a lot of Fall Out Boy..."
Femme: "YES. You know he does. You know it. He has the hair. EMO BOY. I think you should write me Pete Wentz/Peter Petrelli. Because I am demanding that way."
Which resulted in the following Fall Out Boy/Heroes crossover. ONLY ON THE INTARWEB, people.
Fall Out Heroes
Claire was disturbed by the laughing.
Peter never laughed. Well, not laughed like normal people. A snort or a cynical Ha was probably the best you could expect.
She leaned in through the doorway and saw Peter sitting at Nathan's office computer, laughing and laughing, arms folded across his stomach.
"What's so funny?" she asked, and he groped for the mouse to close whatever window was open.
"Nothing," he said, wiping tears from his eyes.
"You're not laughing at nothing."
"No, it's just..." he waved a hand. "You're too young."
"For what?" she demanded, annoyed now.
"Nudie pics -- "
"Oh, gross." Then curiousity overcame her. "Whose?"
"P -- P -- P -- he took pic - tures of himself," Peter hiccupped.
"He?"
"Sorry, and then someone put them up all over the internet..."
Claire hesitated. "This isn't my DAD we're talking about, is it?"
This sent Peter off into a new gale of laughter, and she darted forward, opening the window.
"Oh my god," she said.
"It's not what it looks...like..." Peter collapsed into snickering.
"You googled Pete Wentz's cock!"
So, this drabble takes way too much explanation.
femmequixotic is in Bandom, which is fandom for bands, and specifically into Fall Out Boy, of which Pete Wentz is apparently a member (listen, I've seen his cock, that doesn't mean I know who he is). She posted the following (edited for length, hur hur): ...this guy from another department and I got started talking about music and concerts, and I mentioned I was going to FOB at the end of the month.
Him: So, hey, you're online a lot, yeah?
Me: Dude, I'm the web designer. Yeah. DUH.
Him: Have you ever googled Pete Wentz's cock?
Me (a wee bit flabbergasted and amused): Hell, yeah.
Him: OH MY GOD ISN'T IT FABULOUS? I mean, you can't see all of it because he's got it in his hand, but really, it's a great cock.
Me: (still OMG amused) Er. Yeah.
I AM SO TEMPTED TO PIMP HIM INTO BANDOM. Except then he'd find my porn. So no. But still. SO AMUSED.
To which I replied, "I think if you've admitted to googling Pete Wentz's cock, you're past the point of needing to be ashamed about your bandom porn."
Femme: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well. There is that. BUT. Who wouldn't google Pete Wentz's cock?"
Me: "Well, I did. Goodness me." (link not worksafe, duh)
Femme: "Yeah. This is why I love bandom. THEY MAKE IT SO EASY."
Me: "But there's no fun speculation about when Pete Wentz will blow up New York!"
Femme: "YOU NEVER KNOW. Besides. That's what AUs and CROSSOVERS are for."
Me: "Peter Petrelli probably does listen to a lot of Fall Out Boy..."
Femme: "YES. You know he does. You know it. He has the hair. EMO BOY. I think you should write me Pete Wentz/Peter Petrelli. Because I am demanding that way."
Which resulted in the following Fall Out Boy/Heroes crossover. ONLY ON THE INTARWEB, people.
Fall Out Heroes
Claire was disturbed by the laughing.
Peter never laughed. Well, not laughed like normal people. A snort or a cynical Ha was probably the best you could expect.
She leaned in through the doorway and saw Peter sitting at Nathan's office computer, laughing and laughing, arms folded across his stomach.
"What's so funny?" she asked, and he groped for the mouse to close whatever window was open.
"Nothing," he said, wiping tears from his eyes.
"You're not laughing at nothing."
"No, it's just..." he waved a hand. "You're too young."
"For what?" she demanded, annoyed now.
"Nudie pics -- "
"Oh, gross." Then curiousity overcame her. "Whose?"
"P -- P -- P -- he took pic - tures of himself," Peter hiccupped.
"He?"
"Sorry, and then someone put them up all over the internet..."
Claire hesitated. "This isn't my DAD we're talking about, is it?"
This sent Peter off into a new gale of laughter, and she darted forward, opening the window.
"Oh my god," she said.
"It's not what it looks...like..." Peter collapsed into snickering.
"You googled Pete Wentz's cock!"
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I don't even know who Pete Wentz is. Other than a member of the band. And yet I have seen his penis.