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sam_storyteller ([personal profile] sam_storyteller) wrote2005-07-18 10:55 am
Entry tags:

Headcase; Torchwood, PG

Title: Headcase
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: PG; Jack/Ianto implied
Summary: Concussions are hardly unknown in their line of work.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] villainny, poor concussed thing. Quite short, by my standards anyway; just under 350 words.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 3.12.08

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Concussions are hardly unknown in their line of work; along with the gunshot wounds and the bruises and the occasional momentary death, it goes with the job. Though concussions are a little different, of course. Anyone can sit with you when you're at A&E with buckshot in your hip, after all.

Owen says that medical studies have proven you don't need to sit up with concussion patients anymore, but even coming from a distant future Jack has lived too long in the past to buy it. It is his job to stay with them, therefore, and Owen washes his hands of the whole situation.

Rhys is nice but kind of ineffective, so Jack makes Gwen stay with him at the Hub when she's been hit on the head. They sit in his office and don't talk much, since Gwen's high-strung enough not to drift off simply because she's sitting down. The silence is okay; sometimes if she asks he'll even answer questions he wouldn't at any other time.

For Tosh, he takes her up to the Plass and they stand at the rail and eat crisps (which are all she wants, anything else makes her nauseous) and let the cold keep her awake. He makes her teach him Japanese, mostly the dirty stuff. Tosh blushes, but her vocabulary is extensive and intriguing. Jack teaches her pick-up lines in alien languages and tells her it's love poetry.

Owen keeps insisting he doesn't need to be sat-up-with, but Jack insists harder and when you're concussed there's only so much Jack you can take before it's overwhelming. So they sit on the sofa near the rolldoor and Jack pulls Owen's head down to his shoulder and tells him stories, as if Owen's a little kid, every one of which is true and none of which Owen believes.

(Except Owen doesn't get concussions anymore. Jack kind of misses it.)

And of course when he's had a severe head injury is the only time Ianto can't pull a bluff better than anyone else on the team, so Jack makes him play cards. Ianto sits in the conference-room chair, all hollows-under-eyes and lip-chewing youthfulness and sidelong looks, and Jack thinks it was one of his best ideas ever to suggest strip-poker.
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[identity profile] goddessleila.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha Jack. Never change.

The image of Jack sitting with Owen's head on his shoulder, telling him stories, is just about the cutest thing ever.

[identity profile] vulpes-demonica.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"the occasional momentary death" *gigglesnortdead* Am I the only one to like Owen better dead? he annoyed the crap outta me before, but now... Well, he's okay at least.

And yes, Jack will never change...

[identity profile] sam-storyteller.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I like him dead, but I'm not fond of the "breakable" factor. It makes scientific sense but it limits him a lot as a character. Which in some areas can be helpful -- no eating, drinking, or sex -- but in others are going to limit his usefulness, especially with that one bad hand.

I'm going with a theory put forth by others in other comms -- hopefully sometime in the next season he'll run into some Nanogenes who can help.

[identity profile] vulpes-demonica.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ja, they'll probably 'fix' him at some point. But for now I'm enjoying the fact that he ain't just a self-serving prick anymore.
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[identity profile] jade--dragon.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
This was the cutest thing ever. The mental images of all the team members, Gwen all twitchy, Tosh and the 'love poetry', Owen and storytime...and Ianto all young-like.

Luffly. ♥

[identity profile] wondersheep.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Last line made me cackle madly and startle the mice.

(No, really, I laughed and then screeched as a mouse darted out from under the couch)

(I hate mice.)

[identity profile] inksheddings.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Short, sweet, and easy to picture. Especially the strip poker.

[identity profile] mlab555.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 05:16 am (UTC)(link)

Jack thinks it was one of his best ideas ever to suggest strip-poker.

I love your Torchwood fic so much. :)

[identity profile] gracie-musica.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
That was brilliant, Sam! <3 And yes, short for you, but all the sweeter.
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[identity profile] wildestranger.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Captain Jack as a pervy old man is highly entertaining ( as well as somewhat disturbing, which I suppose is what Jack does). :)

[personal profile] starkdependant 2008-03-13 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
This was absolutely brilliant, something fun to read just before I have to go hand in my Uni coursework =D. I was just like, 'Gimmmmee a minute guys, I just wanna read this." =P
Good Job!

[identity profile] shebit.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
That's mean. What chance does a concussed Ianto stand?

[identity profile] sam-storyteller.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
None at all. S'good for him, takes him out of himself. :D

[identity profile] polaris-starz.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Your icon is the best ever.

Someone should write Ianto/Giles. Just sayin'.

[identity profile] shebit.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

Ianto would make a marvellous (if slightly kinky) Watcher.

[identity profile] rabidpotterfan.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Jack would decide to play strip poker with a concussed Ianto! LOL!

I adore the image of Jack with Owen's head on his shoulder telling him stories. :)

[identity profile] phineyj.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, this is short and sweet. I did like the Tosh bit. Maybe those pick-up line'll come in handy.

[identity profile] welcome-to.livejournal.com 2008-03-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
haha--your icon made me lol fer realz.

[identity profile] demotu.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
when you're concussed there's only so much Jack you can take before it's overwhelming.

This made me giggle and

<(Except Owen doesn't get concussions anymore. Jack kind of misses it.)

this made me feel very melancholy and

Jack thinks it was one of his best ideas ever to suggest strip-poker.

this made me want to read that fic. Really pretty!

[identity profile] marvola.livejournal.com 2008-03-14 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And of course when he's had a severe head injury is the only time Ianto can't pull a bluff better than anyone else on the team

Or else, that's what Ianto likes to make him think...

[identity profile] sam-storyteller.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
*taps Ianto's head* Sneaky lad. Not nice to trick Jack like that. :D

[identity profile] ravanasnape.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
along with the gunshot wounds and the bruises and the occasional momentary death, it goes with the job That made me giggle :)

I love the way you dealt with Owen in this. I really didn't like him last series but he's growing on me now.*

This whole ficlet is lovely :)


*Especially after seeing Burn Gorman in Penelope with my sister at the weekend, which is probably something I shouldn't admit to, but I loved that film so much. Especially for the cast.

[identity profile] sam-storyteller.livejournal.com 2008-03-15 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah -- Owen's grown on me, and whatever one thinks of him it's undeniable that Burn Gorman tears up his lines. He is potentially the best actor on the set -- Barrowman's got him on sheer talent, but he eats the scenery sometimes and Gorman may have more range on him.
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[personal profile] snakeling 2008-03-15 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I hadn't seen this one :)

And strip-poker while Ianto's concussed is so very Jack :D

[identity profile] technosage.livejournal.com 2008-03-17 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. That's so very much Jack. :D

[identity profile] cameragirl88.livejournal.com 2008-03-20 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha i adore you

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it would certainly keep him awake! Jack, you dog.
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[personal profile] lilyleia78 2008-03-26 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely little snapshots of Jack's relationships with each member.

[identity profile] pinkalarmclock.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
nice little drabble :)

Em xXx

[identity profile] thrace-adams.livejournal.com 2008-04-06 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh this just made me smile :)

[identity profile] geordie-star.livejournal.com 2008-04-06 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
WIN!
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[identity profile] pinkfairy727.livejournal.com 2008-04-06 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehe! Very nice :c)

[identity profile] electrictoes.livejournal.com 2008-04-06 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely loved the whole thing, but especially that Jack misses Owen getting concussions, it was fantastic.

[identity profile] beadattitude.livejournal.com 2008-05-07 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh all lovely, but Owen allowing tenderness is heart-melting.

[identity profile] selana1505.livejournal.com 2008-05-18 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
this was so sweet and funny

Jack teaches her pick-up lines in alien languages and tells her it's love poetry.
I can so see him doing this LOL

(Anonymous) 2008-06-08 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i luv the simplicity of this fic. And i'd just luv to see Owen in the next series so that Jack can tell him stories, would be so cute.

[identity profile] qaffangyrl.livejournal.com 2008-09-07 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
So absolutely and completely Captain Jack. Bravo.

[identity profile] sadams119.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
ah, poor sweet tosh. i know she's a bit of a silly girl (scary smart, but silly) but i love your characterization of her.
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[personal profile] kat_of_rafters 2012-01-25 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
This is perfect. Just... absolutely perfect. So simple and so beautiful.