sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Feed The Body, Nourish The Soul
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: Steve Rogers just wanted to sell good, nourishing, cheap food from his food truck. Now the crazy fusion chefs from TOBRU are calling him a hipster, the avant garde restaurant "Shield" across the street has declared war on chains, and...well, then there's Thor, who thinks Steve's habit of licking food is weird.
Warnings: None.
Notes: This was inspired by a post on tumblr, so I can't take credit for the idea. I'm not a chef, I've just read a lot of books about food, so my apologies for any inaccuracies. Also I wanted to say, at the outset, that I have nothing against the Food Network, chain restaurants, or seasoned fries. I actually love seasoned fries.

Also available at AO3.

Blackglass has done a lovely podfic of this fic, and Reena Jenkins has also done a wonderful podfic version!

Other stories in the "foodieverse" have been added to the end of this post, and are also available at AO3, linked from the version above.

TOBRU and War On Hunger are usually located next to each other... )

Title: The Hot Hipster Chef Documentary
Rating: PG
Summary: Someone made a documentary about Steve without his permission. Or Tony's.

We just saw the video. )

Title: Pairing
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve is having some doubts about Tony. Tony's, well, not.

Crab crisps or baconost crackers? )

Title: Hot Potato
Rating: G
Summary: Potato Rescue is the hottest new food truck nobody knows about. Steve is determined to make Sam Wilson king of all potatoes.

Eat this. )
sam_storyteller: (Ouran High School Host Club)
Title: Transfer Students
Fandoms: Avengers, X-Men, Batman
Rating: PG
Summary: Five times the Avengers pawned kids off on the Jean Grey School.
Notes: Written with assistance from LadyYueh, ElsaJeni, and Plu.
Warnings: None.

Also available on AO3!

[ profile] reena_jenkins has done a podfic of this fic!

1. Not That Kind Of Mutant. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: The Photograph
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve had body-modesty trained out of him in boot camp, and apparently his attitude is infectious.
Notes: First posted on Tumblr as a speed-writing exercise.
Warnings: None.

Also at AO3.

Now a podfic by Reena Jenkins!

There's a picture of the Avengers... )
sam_storyteller: (Torchwood)
Title: Handler
Rating: PG
Summary: There are some staff changes going on at SHIELD.
Warnings: None.

Also here on AO3 and here in Russian!

[ profile] reena_jenkins has done a podfic of this fic!

You need a new handler. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Ironsides
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Antonia Carter Stark takes no shit and no prisoners.
Warnings: Brief mention of torture; brief discussion of intimate partner violence and rape.
Notes: Genderswap! Of the in-this-universe-Tony's-always-been-female kind. Well, in some ways, it's canon...
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [ profile] 51stcenturyfox and [ profile] kallaneboi made it betta!

Also at AO3 here.

Now a podfic by [personal profile] intransitive!

Peggy Carter mourned Steve Rogers, of course she did... )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Epilogue
Rating: PG-13 (for swears!)
Summary: After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).
Warnings: Spoilers for the movie; also, this is a fixit.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [ profile] misswinterhill inspired and beta'd; [ profile] 51stcenturyfox and [ profile] neifile7 made it even more awesome.
Notes: As Foxy said, "Fuck plots! This is a movie tag!"

Now a brilliant Podfic!

Also available at AO3

Epilogue. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Extremely Hot And Currently Female
Rating: R (Tony/Loki)
Fandom: Avengers; kind of a comicsverse/movieverse mashup (aren't they all)
Summary: Tony knows he shouldn't sleep with Loki, it's just sometimes he's drunk and she's female and he forgets why.
Warnings: Everything is clearly consensual, but there is intoxicated sex, unsafe sex, and semi-public sex. WELL IT'S LOKI YOU GUYS COME ON.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [ profile] neifile7, Claire, and [ profile] 51stcenturyfox made it better; [ profile] amand_r let me throw initial drafts at her and LOLed.
Notes: I don't speak Tumblr so I don't know how to tell them I did this but the whole story is based on a tumblr post here where the author said "Headcanon: Loki randomly shows up naked and sometimes female whenever he feels like it, and whenever Tony is too drunk to remember why sleeping with the enemy is heavily frowned upon. Tony whines about it in the mornings, but Steve is never sympathetic. They agree that Thor should never be told about it."

Now a podfic by the lovely Greedy_Dancer!

Also available at AO3.

The first one's a freebie. )
sam_storyteller: (White Collar)
Title: Neal Caffrey Versus The BBC
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.
Notes: This came about as a result of what was actually an Ocean's Eleven reference but could so easily have been a Blake's Seven reference, if Neal Caffrey were a closet fan of classic Beeb scifi.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [ profile] spiderine, [ profile] tzikeh, [ profile] neifile7, and [personal profile] girlpearl (who is responsible for inspiring the manip. BLAME HER.)

Now available at AO3!

Also now there is illustration! See Jenna's sketch of the cosplayers here.
And a podfic! Recorded by [ profile] circlette and available for download here.

Bow ties are cool, Peter. )

Lost Loves

Dec. 24th, 2010 11:36 pm
sam_storyteller: (White Collar)
Title: Lost Loves
Rating: PG
Notes: [ profile] juniper200 gave me the idea. [ profile] amand_r is to blame for several other elements. This is a crossover but to explain the other fandoms would seriously ruin everything.
Summary: Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

Now a podfic by [ profile] cantapodpatrol!

Also available at AO3.
The video footage was inconclusive. )
sam_storyteller: (White Collar)
Title: Jeffrey Nullier's "Man With Fedora"
Part: 1/2
Rating: PG (Language)
Warnings: None.
Summary: A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...
Betas: [ profile] spiderine, [ profile] neifile7, [personal profile] girlpearl, [ profile] tzikeh

This is now a podfic by [personal profile] lunate8 and [ profile] martinius! Also, the lovely [personal profile] cephei has done a rendition of Field #2, linked here. It's also been translated into Russian, which inspired some lovely art.

Also available At AO3.

Originally Posted 9.20.10

Part 1: Who Framed Neal Caffrey? )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: I Was Only Borrowing Time (I Was Going To Put It Back)
Fandoms: White Collar/Doctor Who.
Rating: PG
Summary: They haven't exactly met in linear order, Neal and the Doctor, but sometimes that makes for the best kind of friendship.
Warnings: None.
Betas: [ profile] spiderine, [ profile] tzikeh, [ profile] neifile7, and [ profile] hija_paloma

Oh hay [personal profile] ponderosa did an illustration of this fic! It is awesome and I keep laughing at Peter's expression.

Now a podfic by [ profile] twilight_angel!

Originally Posted 9.11.10

Also available at AO3.

Can we keep him? )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: Paper Chase
Rating: PG-13 (language, some violence)
Fandoms: White Collar/Sherlock
Summary: One criminal consultant. One consulting detective. One serial killer. And one perhaps inadvisable bet...
Warnings: Some gore.
Betas: [ profile] hija_paloma, [ profile] juniper200, [ profile] tzikeh, and [ profile] spiderine. You should see the fights we had about Oxford Commas.

[personal profile] pandarus and [personal profile] lunate8 have done a co-podfic of this story, which can be found here. Enjoy!

Originally Posted 9.03.10

Now available at AO3.

This is a cultural centre of America, surely they have tea somewhere. )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: It's Not The Violin
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: R for violence; no sexual content.
Summary: Somewhere between Alejandro and the fistfight, John Watson became someone Sherlock Holmes would kill for.
Warnings: Some graphic violence. And some graphic violins.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [ profile] tzikeh
Notes: Though they don't necessarily share a theme, per se, this was inspired by Could Be Dangerous, a really excellent Sherlock vid by Lee_Fragilidad.

Now a podfic and audiobook, recorded by the lovely [personal profile] pandarus!

Originally Posted 8.23.10

Also available on AO3.

Does it surprise you? )

Lab Book

Jul. 19th, 2005 05:10 am
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Lab Book
Fandom: Sherlock
Rating: R (Sherlock/John)
Summary: "The likelihood of finding a cab on Christmas Eve is fast approaching nil." "So was the likelihood of you kissing me in the middle of the pavement, and yet."
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [personal profile] tzikeh and [personal profile] hija_paloma

Here on AO3.

Now a podfic! You can find [personal profile] pandarus's awesome reading of it in mp3 here or audiobook here.

Also, Xistentialangst on Tumblr has made a lovely cover for the fic.

Originally Posted 8.18.10

That's a big bed. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Trying to Communicate
Rating: PG
Characters: Team, hints of Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: Through 2.07, Dead Man Walking
Summary: There's an alien in the Hub, and it's trying to communicate. This borders perilously on crackfic.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 5.5.08

Also available at AO3.

There was a sentence he never thought he'd think. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: I Make No Promises As To Historical Veracity
Rating: PG
Summary: Ianto copes by inventing the coffee machine. Gwen copes by crossdressing. Shortfic.
Notes: Written in response to [ profile] rm posting a steampunky coffeemaker and demanding a Torchwood steampunk AU. Which is not really AU so much as an unexplored branch, really. The original comment is on that post, this is the expanded and enhanced version.
Warnings: None.

Now a podfic by [ profile] dreamwaffles!

Originally posted 5.16.09

Also available at AO3!

What are you doing? )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: The Quiet Room
Rating: R
Couplings: (please to note that not all of these are ships) Gwen/Owen, Ianto/Tosh, Ianto/Jack, Ianto/Gwen/Jack
Summary: "Inside this room, no one talks," Ianto said, his voice carefully neutral. "It isn't allowed. What goes on here stays here and, outside of it, never happened. Other than that there are no rules, in a manner of speaking."
Author's Notes: This was written in response to [ profile] exuberantself, who said here: Personally, I "believe" that there is a reasonably large room in the back end of the Hub where there is nothing but a lamp and a very nice bed. Inside the room, no one speaks and there are no consequences. At the end of a particularly trying day, the members of Torchwood Cardiff, in whole or part, go to it. This does not follow the details of the rest precisely, but does chase the spirit of the thing.
Warnings: Infidelity; quasi-public sex.

Now a podfic by [ profile] filthgoblin! Also this fic inspired an Avengers fic, The Room Of Requirement.

Also available at AO3.

Originally posted 10.7.08

The Quiet Room )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Manchild
Rating: G
Summary: "So we made a new rule: if you shoot the Captain you buy dinner."
Warnings: None.

Now a podfic by [ profile] dreamwaffles!

Also available at AO3.

Originally posted 5.31.08

Manchild )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
I feel guilty and awful every time I write about real people, and yet I do it anyway.

Well, guilt is overrated.

Title: Close Your Eyes And Think Of England
Rating: PG at most, for talk of pornography
Summary: "Oh, are we talking about slash again?" (various actors from Doctor Who/Torchwood/Harry Potter)
Warnings: None.

Now a podfic by [personal profile] letsgofriday!

Originally posted 5.6.08

Also available at AO3.

It wasn't anything weird. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: The Ten Commandments Don't Apply To Angels
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Fandom: Supernatural (Spoilers through the premiere of S5)
Summary: Dean keeps insisting Castiel do things that humans do; sometimes Castiel is grateful for this, and sometimes...not so much. Mild Dean/Castiel.
Warnings: None.
Notes: BETA CREDIT to [ profile] 51stcenturyfox and [info - personal] girlpearl, who rock. I suppose this is something of an AU. It'll probably be jossed by Thursday anyway. But it was fun to examine the concept of how an angel might cope with human life.

[ profile] sadcypress has podficc'd "The Ten Commandments Don't Apply To Angels", and you can find the recording for download here. It's a great emotive reading and the audio is very clear, so I hope you enjoy it and let her know how she did!

Originally posted 9.15.09

Also available at AO3.

The Ten Commandments Don't Apply to Angels )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: The Royal Society
Rating: PG (language)
Fandom: *deep breath* Torchwood/Discworld/Nero Wolfe/Lord Peter/Harry Potter/SGA/Jeeves&Wooster/Sherlock Holmes. EAT THAT.
Summary: It's just a quiet game of poker among colleagues.
Warnings: None.

Now a podfic, and translated into Russian!

Also available at AO3.

There is a gap in the multiverse. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Good Boy
Rating: R for violence (no sex)
Summary: Tony needs Gibbs. Gibbs has his uses for Tony, too.
Author's Notes: Set basically in the same universe as the NCIS/Dexter crossover. I'm...quite disturbed that this came out of my head, in fact.
Warnings: Graphic depictions of implicitly-condoned serial murder.

Now available on AO3.

[ profile] reena_jenkins has done a podfic of this fic!

Originally Posted 2.14.09

Snapshot. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Style
Rating: PG-13 for gore and violence
Summary: Dexter makes a friend.
Fandoms: Dexter, NCIS
Warnings: Mention of rape; graphic depictions of implicitly-condoned serial murder.

Originally Posted 2.10.09

Also available at AO3.

[ profile] reena_jenkins has done a podfic of this fic!

I knew the first time we met that he was a kindred spirit. )
sam_storyteller: (Blue Moon Coffee)
Rating: PG
Fandoms: CSI/Dexter
Summary: Gil Grissom meets a young forensics expert from Miami and uncovers an intriguing puzzle.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 10.14.06

Also available at AO3.

There is a podfic of this available from Reena Jenkins!

Meeting Of The Minds )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Summary: The true story of how Bernard Black acquired his bookshop.
Warnings: None.

Now a podfic by [ profile] blueyeti! And available in Russian.

Also available at AO3.

That's Why They Call It A Gift )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: My Home And Native Land, 1/4
Rating: PG
Pairings: Gen; a little McKay/Sheppard on the side, but that's about it.
Warnings: None.
Summary: Ronon's friendship with Chuck, the head Gate Tech of the Atlantis mission, leads him to discover the strange and alien ways of Canadians and helps him lay his past to rest.

Now a podfic by [ profile] julii_wolfe!

Also available at AO3.

In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag
On Canada's fair domain.

My Home And Native Land, 1/4 )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodies, or, A Humourous Interlude Between Epics
Rating: PG
Summary: Ianto neglected to introduce himself as he informed the senior staff that Atlantis was now under the jurisdiction of Torchwood, whatever Torchwood is. Set during S1, pre-Siege.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Torchwood/SGA crossover. This could be a whole AU where Torchwood takes over command of Atlantis, except I'm not a masochist.

Now Available on AO3.

Originally posted 10/3/2008.

[ profile] reena_jenkins has done a podfic of this fic!

Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodies )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
These may contain spoilers for all books through Busman's Honeymoon.
Warnings: None.

Part of the Wimsey of Ficlets podfic anthology by the lovely [ profile] blueyeti!

My Price. G. ) Centre Of Attention. G. ) LPW/My Fair Lady Crossover: Ascot Opening Day. PG. ) Examination. PG. ) Keeping Track. PG-13 )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Warnings: Discussion of PTSD.
Summary: Aziraphael and Crowley have a bet, with Lord Peter Wimsey's soul as the stakes.

Now a podfic by [ profile] blueyeti!

Also available at AO3.

First Posted prior to 9.23.2005

Devil Took The Soldier Boy )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Warnings: None.
Summary: When Charles arrests Peter in an...unfortunate nightclub, he wants an explanation.

Originally posted 9/2005(?)

Now available at AO3!

Part of the Wimsey of Ficlets podfic anthology by the lovely [ profile] blueyeti!

Investigating )
sam_storyteller: (Ouran High School Host Club)
Rating: Pg-13 (sexuality, profanity)
Summary: "Isn't it enough that you show me what the world is?"
Warnings: None.

Now available on AO3!
Also a podfic by ReadByAnalise010!

First Posted 9/21/06

Taijitu )


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On Storytelling:

Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.
-- Henry Jenkins

Life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language.
-- Tom Stoppard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-- G. Bernard Shaw

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
-- J. Michael Strazynski

Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable. Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery, which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.
-- House M.D.

Humans? They're long gone. Vanished. Extinct. They only exist in stories.
-- Ferngully

Anton Chekov, who was a doctor, said, "Medicine is my wife; writing is my mistress."

Se non e vero, e ben trovato. (Even if it’s not true, it’s a good story.)
-- Italian Proverb

The recipe for becoming a good novelist is easy to give, but to carry it out presupposes qualities one is accustomed to overlook. One has only to make a hundred or so sketches for novels, none longer than two pages but of such distinctness that every word in them is necessary. One should write down anecdotes every day until one has learnt how to give them the most pregnant and effective form; one should be tireless in collecting and describing human types and characters; one should above all relate things to others and listen to others relate, keeping one's eyes and ears open for the effect produced on those present, one should travel like a landscape painter or costume designer. One should, finally, reflect on the motives of human actions, disdain no signpost for instruction about them and be a collector of these things by day and night. One should continue in this many-sided exercise for some ten years; what is then created in the workshop will be fit to go out into the world.
-- Nietzsche

The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much. Thieving is God's message to him. Let him try and be a good thief.
-- Samuel Butler

What is written without effort is generally read without pleasure.
-- Samuel Johnson

Same story, different versions, and all are true.
-- POTC: Dead Man's Chest

I am a humble artist
moulding my earthly clod,
adding my labour to nature's,
simply assisting God.
-- Piet Hein

Every archaeologist knows in his heart why he digs. He digs, in pity and humility, that the dead may live again, that what is past may not be forever lost, that something may be salvaged from the wrack of the ages.
-- From "The Testimony of the Spade"

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
-- Francis Bacon

It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing.
-- Seneca epistles 88 45

When asked how she acquired her knowledge of science, Octavia Butler replied, "I read."

Imagination is more important than information.
-- Albert Einstein

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