This is a compendium of the "Hydrocodone Midnight Theatre" posts I did while I was recovering from surgery in late November. Essentially I would sit up after my folks went to bed and write fanfic to various prompts while tripping out on my (prescribed!) painkillers.
tehnakki: I love how suggestible you are when stoned! I should have spent today preparing weird fic ideas to take advantage of you in this state.
copperbadge: I’m spending like the next four days on high doses of opiates, so you’ve got time...
You can find all the original posts plus various side discussions
under this tag on tumblr.
ONE: THE LONG CONRating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Pepper Potts has a secret past.
Prompt:
rielrolling: Pepper is BFFs with one of Neal Caffrey’s aliases because ~art luv~ and they meet and hijinks with Extremis and theft.Also available
at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found
here. ( It was about ten minutes to 'We should have left ten minutes ago'... )TWO: TURKEY SOLDIERRating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Bucky has a firm policy: never say no to free food, especially on Thanksgiving.
Notes:
Coauthored by Historymiss on TumblrPrompt: HistoryMiss: "Thanksgiving headcanon: Bucky totally attends every Thanksgiving dinner he’s invited to, from the group Avengers meal to the one at Becca’s home to the Capfamily one with Rikki and Steve and Sharon and Sam, and ends the day full of like 8 different turkeys and well on the way to drunk but it’s totally worth it."
Also available
at AO3.
( 1. Maria Stark Foundation Charity Brunch )THREE: CONTROLLED BLASTRating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Tony Stark is training John Sheppard for another mouthy scientist, far in his future.
Prompt: anarialm: Look, all I want is the story about how John Sheppard and Tony Stark attended boarding school together. Is that so much to ask?
Also available
at AO3. The original draft of the story may be found
here.
( IEL was not the most prestigious school in the country... )FOUR: BUS PARTYRating: NC-17
Warnings: Dubious consent due to sex pollen; minor mentions of daddy kink
Summary: Sex gas, Latveria, and a SHIELD orgy.
Prompt: daroos: I was not anticipating how much I would just want an Agents of SHIELD orgy. Throw in whichever Avengers you think might be fun, but fer serious, can all of them just have a mad 70’s sex party on the bus? Sam? Can you make this happen?
Also available
at AO3. The original draft of the story may be found
here.
( Coulson, to his credit, didn’t panic. )FIVE: SHERLOCK AND WATSONRating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Watson chivvies Sherlock Holmes out of his rooms,
again.Prompt: Based on
this photograph and RDJ's caption of it.
romantic-chamber-of-the-heart: Now I can’t stop picturing this version of Holmes & Watson. Like the Mary Russell books but with John and Mary’s daughter who just gets called “Watson Jr.” all the time.
Also available
at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found
here. ( Read more... )