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Title: The Tin Box
Rating: PG-13 (all images are worksafe)
Summary: Jack goes down in history. And he has the photos to prove it.
Author's Notes: Thanks to Gypsy, Foxy, Amandr, Nick, Claire, Spider, C, and Thad for providing photos, inspiration, and encouragement (AND BETAS, JESUS). I know not all of these manips are perfect, but I learned a lot while doing them. If you click on each photo, there's a link to the same photo at my gallery, with commentary on my process and my thoughts. Some are more sublime than others.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 10.12.09

Also available at AO3.

The Tin Box )
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Title: Trying to Communicate
Rating: PG
Characters: Team, hints of Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: Through 2.07, Dead Man Walking
Summary: There's an alien in the Hub, and it's trying to communicate. This borders perilously on crackfic.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 5.5.08

Also available at AO3.

There was a sentence he never thought he'd think. )
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Summary: The Doctor joins some Kings of Orient following a star, helps a quartet of sociologists, gets thrown in prison, meets shepherds (ditto: talking sheep), finds a baby in a stable, uses Christmas carols for nefarious ends, and learns The True Meaning Of Camel.
Notes: I can't take credit for the turtles; it references an urban-legendy anecdote, by way of Stephen Fry on Quite Interesting. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hija_paloma for beta-reading.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 12.21.08

Also available at AO3.

The Gift of the Mad Guy )
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Title: No Word For Yes
Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans
Summary: Someday he will have a Jack-to-English dictionary. Though it will contain more than just the words, he supposes. And be unsuitable for children.
Notes: Spoilers for Torchwood post-S2, Doctor who post-S4, with Torchwood S3 casting speculation. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] adina_atl for betareading.
Warnings: None.

Originally posted 7.14.08

Now available at AO3.

No Word For Yes )
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Title: If We Haven't Got Nightingales, Glenn Miller Will Suffice
Rating: PG. If you aren't old enough to read sex scenes you probably aren't old enough to recognise the sex scene in this fic.
Characters: Team, Gerald and Harriet, assorted minor OCs, the Hub
Pairing: Ahahahaha ahem. Jack/Hub. No, for serious. Plus also Jack/Ianto, but you know. That's canon and stuff.
Spoilers: Through 2.09, Something Borrowed.
Summary: In which Gerald Carter is distinctly annoyed, Ianto Jones goes exploring, Lisa Hallet is the cause of a falling-out, Owen Harper contemplates new digs, Jack Harkness has sex (with architecture), Gwen Cooper weds, and Glenn Miller plays.
Warnings: None.

Originally posted 3.14.08

Also available at AO3.

If We Haven't Got Nightingales, Glenn Miller Will Suffice )
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Title: Dresser
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack/Ianto primarily.
Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans.
Summary: "To be dressed by a skillful man is something to be proud of."
Author's note: You can't blame Doctor Who for this. You can't even blame Jean for this one. It's all [livejournal.com profile] spiderine's fault for pointing out the coat thing. Actually, probably a good deal of blame rests at the feet of Dorothy Sayers, as well.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 3.11.08

Now available at AO3.

Dresser )
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Title: Writ In Water
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Time isn't an archive, with neat little files and labels. It's just this...heap of things that happened. You pull something off the bottom, you knock some things over. That's why we live with our messes."
Notes: Written for the final round of [livejournal.com profile] writerinadrawer. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles.
Theme: Getting clean; added element, a board game.
Word Count: Less than 4500
Score: 1 (+12, -11). Won the round and, thus, the game.
Warnings: Technically involves a suicide.

Originally posted 10.06.09

Also available at AO3.

Here lies one whose name was writ in water.
-- Gravestone epitaph of John Keats

Writ In Water )
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Title: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 4 of 4
Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans and greenhouses.
Characters: Jack, Team, OMC. Canon pairings.
Summary: After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. Nicholas knows his place is in the shadows, but he watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules.
Notes: Spoilers through 2.13. This chapter is entirely AU and will be sidelined in favour of canon when canon returns next season. Credit for the Whenkipedia goes to [livejournal.com profile] fyrdrakken, who suggested the idea in the comments to the original Rules Of Torchwood Three.

First Posted 4.6.08

Scalpels are not steak knives. Scalpels are not letter openers. )
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Title: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 3 of 4
Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans and greenhouses.
Characters: Jack, Team, OMC. Canon pairings.
Summary: After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. Nicholas knows his place is in the shadows, but he watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules.
Notes: AU for the second season, but only slightly. Spoilers through 2.12.

At the first sign of disembodied music of any kind... )

Rewrite and update for season 2 finale. )
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Title: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 2 of 4
Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans and greenhouses.
Characters: Jack, Team, OMC. Canon pairings.
Summary: After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. Nicholas knows his place is in the shadows, but he watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules.
Notes: AU for the second season, but only slightly. Spoilers through 2.12.

Unauthorised Police Public Call Boxes are required to give advance notice before arrival. )
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Title: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 1 of 4
Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans and greenhouses.
Characters: Jack, Team, OMC. Canon pairings.
Summary: After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. Nicholas knows his place is in the shadows, but he watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules.
Warnings: None.
Notes: AU for the second season, but only slightly. Spoilers through 2.12. Hopefully, if I've done this right, it will be a sketch of characters as seen through new eyes, rather than a horrifying Gary Stu. Let's cross our fingers, shall we?

Now available at AO3
We Do Not Mess With The Rift. )
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Title: The Rules of Torchwood Three
Characters: Team
Spoilers: Through 2.13.
Rating: PG, Gen.
Warnings: None.
Author's Notes: Credit to [livejournal.com profile] nardo218 for the Matrix screen saver line. Also, [livejournal.com profile] ak_alterego has created a graphical version of this with awesome handwriting and layout. If you'd like to comment, you can do so here.

The Rules spawned a series of stories now known as the Rulesverse, centred around an OC named Nicholas who comes to work for Torchwood after Jack's disappearing act at the end of Season One. You can find them at the rulesverse tag. Their proper order is:

1. Nicholas Redux
2. The TARDIS House Rules
3. International Rules
4. The Rules of Social Conduct

They are now all available at AO3.

First posted 2.20.08

Summary:

Imagine, if you will, a raw recruit to Torchwood, stood purposefully in front of a large whiteboard in a corner of the Hub.

"Memorize them," Ianto tells him, claps him on the shoulder, and wanders off.


THE RULES OF TORCHWOOD THREE )

Updated for 2.13, Exit Wounds. )
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Title: The Day the Music Died (and I Got Farked)
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Summary: This is an original story about what could happen if everything possible went wrong in a fandom, brought on by the minor wanks about spoilers/piracy and the temporary failure of Livejournal this afternoon. It's comedy! It's tragedy! It's kinda foulmouthed, now that I read it. It encompasses everything I love about every fandom I could think of.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 7.18.07

This fanfic does not contain spoilers for Deathly Hallows. The events of the fictional "Carver" fandom are not in any way reflective of the events in the final Harry Potter book.

I was there, man, I was there through it all. Let me tell you something about fucking fandom. )
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For the PG-rated version of this story, please go here.

Summary: The Marauders take a road trip.
Warnings: Mild drug use.

Also available at AO3.

Pilgrimage, or, How To Play Emperors )
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Summary: Remus had the Dursleys whacked. Tactfully, of course, and well after Harry left the house.
Warnings: I'm not sure how I'd classify this, but it involves quite a few children doing quite a few illegal things. No child abuse, physical or sexual, but definitely bad influences.
Author's Note: Just some AU silliness I came up with, featuring a crimelord called Uncle, Dumbledore's usual oblivious self, and the Dursleys getting what's been coming to them, Sopranos style.

Also available at AO3.

The Uncle )
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Title: Sublimation and the Snitch
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Summary: Remus is seventeen. Of course he thinks about sex while writing essays.

Also available at AO3.

SUBLIMATION AND THE SNITCH: QUIDDITCH IN HUMAN SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS
by Remus J. Lupin
Hogwarts School, History of Magic Class
Year Seven Thesis )

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Origins: Sublimation and the Snitch, Drabble )
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Summary: After his flight at the end of HBP, Draco ends up in a slightly unusual place -- with a very unusual new teacher...
Warnings: None.
Notes: "Invictus", the poem, is by William Earnest Henley and can be sung to the tune of Amazing Grace, The Yellow Rose Of Texas, or, in a pinch, the theme song to Gilligan's Island. I'm not sure who wrote Whiskey In The Jar, it's an old Irish tune, but apparently Metallica has done a cover of it...

Also available at AO3.

Captain My Own Soul )
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Summary: Remus and Harry communicate best through letters.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Owl Post )
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Summary: To the rest of the world, they will always be the Children.
Warnings: Discussion of PTSD.

Also available at AO3.

The Children )
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Title: Registration
Rating: PG (Gen)
Summary: James roped Remus and Sirius into holding his place in line for registering Harry; when he defaults at the last minute, his friends are forced to pick Harry's name for him.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Registration )
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Summary: In an alternate universe, one man still struggles with a moral decision made many years before.
Warning: Themes of suicide; reference to major character death.

Also available at AO3.

Reclamation )
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Rating: PG
Summary: Sirius finds a brother, but not in the way he thinks.
Warning: Discussion of child abuse and portrayal of its effects.

Also available at AO3.

Drabble: I Won't Tell, origins )
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Rating: PG
Summary: Three ways of looking at Remus Lupin.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

I. Molly )

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II. Severus )

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III. Remus )
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Summary: Someone had written a revisionist history book claiming that the idea for the piano was stolen from a wizarding instrument of great antiquity. Draco had to admit that anything involving stringing cat's guts on pegs and pounding them with hammers did seem about in the Pureblood line.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] blythely.

Also available at AO3.

Conservatory )
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Summary: Remus has decided it's time to cure Tonks of her awkwardness, the only way he knows how. Post OotP.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Rhapsody in Blue )
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Rating: R (Snape/Narcissa, James/Lily, Sirius/Remus, Arthur/Molly)
Summary: There are good rituals to be done for the Maying.
Warnings: Some of this could be read as dubcon.

Also available at AO3.

Masked Revels )

Handler

Jul. 15th, 2005 10:20 am
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Rating: R (Remus/Charlie)
Summary: When Remus met Charlie, the wolf sat up and begged.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Handler )
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Summary: Dre knows Marshall needs to get his head on straight, but all that rage has gotta go somewhere.
Warnings: High level of profanity, including racial and sexual slurs.

One Two Three Rest )
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Title: Good Boy
Rating: R for violence (no sex)
Summary: Tony needs Gibbs. Gibbs has his uses for Tony, too.
Author's Notes: Set basically in the same universe as the NCIS/Dexter crossover. I'm...quite disturbed that this came out of my head, in fact.
Warnings: Graphic depictions of implicitly-condoned serial murder.

Now available on AO3.

[livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins has done a podfic of this fic!

Originally Posted 2.14.09

Snapshot. )
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Rating: PG-13. This is, I hope, a happy story, but not one I ever hope will come true.
Summary: The worst happens. But you have to laugh. You have to.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Nine six. )
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Note: This story is an Alternate Universe story which takes place during Men At Arms, canonically, and retcons both MAA and Guards!Guards!. At points, dialogue is lifted directly from MAA.
Summary: Vimes, trying to regain his footing as a guard captain after the death of Sybil Ramkin at the hands of the Dragon, begins to fall for the new werewolf on the squad...
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Transformations )
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Note: This comes before "The Fire" in my own fanfictional timeline, and thus occurs sometime after Equal Rites.
Summary: Vetinari and Margolotta's first meeting is educational for them both.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

A Room Vith A View )
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Note: The Patrician's Papers falls after Night Watch in the book timeline and technically follows Defender of the Crown in my fanfiction timeline, but properly it is a sequel to A Room Vith A View. As a note, despite the opening prologue, Vetinari is not dead, nor does he die, anywhere in this fanfiction. The Editor's commentaries upon his death are solely for the sake of continuity.
Summary: Vetinari and Margolotta rekindle an old flame, in several different ways.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

The Patrician's Papers: An Historio-Political Treatise Disguised As A Romance. )
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Note: This was the first Discworld fanfic I ever wrote. It is dear to my heart, as the tale of one being's determination to make the world a better place...or at least, a place with more spiky bits to threaten the bad guys with. It falls after "Curtains" in my fanfiction timeline and between Feet Of Clay and The Fifth Elephant in the books.
Summary: Detritus has invented a new and intriguing way of totally destroying his enemies.
Warnings: None.

Now available at AO3!

The Piecemaker )
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Summary: Aziraphael and Crowley are a new breed of angel.
Warnings: None.
Rating: R
Notes: This was previously two separate stories, Some Strange Race and The Seconds Slim. It was rewritten in 2013 to form one single story.

Original posting date unknown.

Now available at AO3.

Some Strange Race )
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Summary: Aziraphael's new body is causing some problems.
Warnings: Light bondage.
Author's Note: Yes, I'm aware that the whole "bodies" thing in the Good Omens universe more than likely doesn't work this way, but it DID say that sometimes they have to go get new ones. And also I'm aware Buddhists aren't the only ones who are all over the reincarnation groove, but I sacrificed veracity for alliteration. :D

Also available at AO3.

Goodbody )
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She instantly seized on the ones Peter calls "Little Mischief" and "The Lost Chord" and said, "Somebody who understood him took those -- was it Bunter?" -- Busman's Honeymoon

Warnings: None.

Part of the Wimsey of Ficlets podfic anthology by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] blueyeti!

Also at AO3.

The Lost Chord )

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On Storytelling:

Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.
-- Henry Jenkins

Life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language.
-- Tom Stoppard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-- G. Bernard Shaw

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
-- J. Michael Strazynski

Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable. Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery, which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.
-- House M.D.

Humans? They're long gone. Vanished. Extinct. They only exist in stories.
-- Ferngully

Anton Chekov, who was a doctor, said, "Medicine is my wife; writing is my mistress."

Se non e vero, e ben trovato. (Even if it’s not true, it’s a good story.)
-- Italian Proverb

The recipe for becoming a good novelist is easy to give, but to carry it out presupposes qualities one is accustomed to overlook. One has only to make a hundred or so sketches for novels, none longer than two pages but of such distinctness that every word in them is necessary. One should write down anecdotes every day until one has learnt how to give them the most pregnant and effective form; one should be tireless in collecting and describing human types and characters; one should above all relate things to others and listen to others relate, keeping one's eyes and ears open for the effect produced on those present, one should travel like a landscape painter or costume designer. One should, finally, reflect on the motives of human actions, disdain no signpost for instruction about them and be a collector of these things by day and night. One should continue in this many-sided exercise for some ten years; what is then created in the workshop will be fit to go out into the world.
-- Nietzsche

The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much. Thieving is God's message to him. Let him try and be a good thief.
-- Samuel Butler

What is written without effort is generally read without pleasure.
-- Samuel Johnson

Same story, different versions, and all are true.
-- POTC: Dead Man's Chest

I am a humble artist
moulding my earthly clod,
adding my labour to nature's,
simply assisting God.
-- Piet Hein

Every archaeologist knows in his heart why he digs. He digs, in pity and humility, that the dead may live again, that what is past may not be forever lost, that something may be salvaged from the wrack of the ages.
-- From "The Testimony of the Spade"

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
-- Francis Bacon

It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing.
-- Seneca epistles 88 45

When asked how she acquired her knowledge of science, Octavia Butler replied, "I read."

Imagination is more important than information.
-- Albert Einstein

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