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sam_storyteller ([personal profile] sam_storyteller) wrote2005-07-11 12:27 pm
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Drabble: Guy Talk. House MD; PG.

Summary: House and Wilson don't need very many words.
Warnings: None.

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"House."

"Busy!"

"House."

"What?"

"Stop."

"No."

"Patient."

"Cuddy?"

"Consult."

"Cuddy."

"Interesting case."

"Busy."

"Are not."

"Juggling."

"I see."

"Distraction."

"Upset?"

"Cameron."

"Again?"

"Eternally."

"She's hot."

"Um, DUH."

"Do her."

"Trouble."

"I would."

"Married."

"Divorcing!"

"Mine."

"Which?"

"What?"

"Her or me?"

"Both."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Seriously."

"Indeed."

"Patient."

"Still juggling."

"Haemophiliac."

"Boring."

"Ow!"

"Sorry."

"That hurt!"

"Hand slipped."

"Stop juggling!"

"Fine."

"Done now?"

"Patient?"

"Clots."

"Yeah?"

"Embolism."

"I'm listening."

"You're juggling."

"I multitask."

"Teenager."

"Hmm."

"Also fever."

"Tox screen?"

"Clean."

"Blood work?"

"Ordinary."

"For haemophilia."

"Went without saying."

"Interesting."

"Ducklings?"

"Coffee."

"On it."

"Wilson, wait."

"What?"

"Double Latte."

"Fuck you."

"You wish."

[identity profile] physixxx.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
you are like... the king of dialogue-only!

:bows:

[identity profile] shadowfyre8537.livejournal.com 2006-05-15 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
That has got to be the most disturbing icon I have ever seen. i'll never be able to use MS paint without having dirty thoughts again.

[identity profile] physixxx.livejournal.com 2006-05-15 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
you can thank [livejournal.com profile] smutella for that


;)

[identity profile] axmxz.livejournal.com 2006-07-02 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
o_0

That icon is going to give me nightmares...
ext_389012: Jon and Stephen talking about their rallies. (Default)

[identity profile] queenfanfiction.livejournal.com 2009-08-03 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF is that Draco doing Harry on Paint?? o_O

(Anonymous) 2006-05-12 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, that's perfect.

[identity profile] purple-chalk.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oohwonderful.

Thank you for the italics, though-- I'd have never managed to keep track without them.

[identity profile] sam-storyteller.livejournal.com 2006-05-15 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I had to do that for MYSELF, to keep it straight *laughs* I figured, if I was losing the thread, other people might...

[identity profile] purple-chalk.livejournal.com 2006-05-15 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aah, that's a crucial question in the editing process-- does the writer understand anything of what they've just written?

[identity profile] freckles42.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Very nice. :D

[identity profile] medicinal-mirth.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to say that was adorable, but it seems like the wrong word to use when House is involved. *g*

That was a fun little read, though.

[identity profile] dolimir-k.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect!

[identity profile] cinaed.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* That does seem straight out of an episode. I really enjoyed it.

"Married."

"Divorcing!"

"Mine."

"Which?"

"What?"

"Her or me?"

"Both."


I can see House laying claim to both Cameron and Wilson. Thank you so much for sharing.

[identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, you can make the short bits of dialogue really pay off. :D

[identity profile] genagirl.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome.

[identity profile] albinolady.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
hehehe.. its funny when you read it, but its even funnier when you read it outloud! XD lolz!

[identity profile] grenzgestalt.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Love in a box. :D

[identity profile] elucreh.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Still juggling...

Two words:

[identity profile] karaokegal.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Awe some!
ext_47882: (At fault)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_xanthia/ 2006-05-12 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I love reading it and hearing their voices in my head... *grins* Best part is House claiming both Wilson and Cameron.

[identity profile] ennui-blue-lite.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! This is really cute! They should do a House/Wilson gag like this on the show.

[identity profile] sam-storyteller.livejournal.com 2006-05-15 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I hope they do sometime. It would be better with visuals. :D they've come close in Daddy's Boy -- I always point to the scene in the parking lot ("I've been lying to you in increasing amounts...") as a perfect example of dialogue done well.
ext_13504: Kara Thrace, Starbuck, BSG (As you wish - Princess Bride)

[identity profile] unicornvamp3z.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"You wish."

You know, I think that should be "As you wish" >_<

Brilliant as always, Sam.

[identity profile] chibi-squirt.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, nice. It was a little hard to follow House all the time--I wasn't always sure what he was trying to say--but overall it's spot-on in-character, both House and Wilson.

[identity profile] priscellie.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
This is awesome. Bravo!

[identity profile] always-blue.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* And this is just the sort of game they would go and have too.

(Anonymous) 2006-05-13 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Love it.

[identity profile] silverjewel7.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That was genius :)

[identity profile] brightsun301.livejournal.com 2006-05-18 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
There needs to be more House!Fic. More House for everyone! 'specially me. I never get to watch the show. :(

[identity profile] whatever-sky.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehe. You writing House made me actually watch a few episodes of it.

And do you know what I've found? Chase would make a very good Draco, wouldn't he? Although, they go into detail about his family life and everything, but where there's a fanfic writer will there's a fanfic writer way...:)

*plot bunny plot bunny*

[identity profile] sam-storyteller.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. I've wondered if one couldn't write a fic where Draco grew up into Chase, and House was Doogie Hauser(Howser? Hauser?) before he changed his name...