Drabble: Guy Talk. House MD; PG.

[sam_storyteller]

Summary: House and Wilson don't need very many words.
Warnings: None.

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"House."

"Busy!"

"House."

"What?"

"Stop."

"No."

"Patient."

"Cuddy?"

"Consult."

"Cuddy."

"Interesting case."

"Busy."

"Are not."

"Juggling."

"I see."

"Distraction."

"Upset?"

"Cameron."

"Again?"

"Eternally."

"She's hot."

"Um, DUH."

"Do her."

"Trouble."

"I would."

"Married."

"Divorcing!"

"Mine."

"Which?"

"What?"

"Her or me?"

"Both."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"Seriously."

"Indeed."

"Patient."

"Still juggling."

"Haemophiliac."

"Boring."

"Ow!"

"Sorry."

"That hurt!"

"Hand slipped."

"Stop juggling!"

"Fine."

"Done now?"

"Patient?"

"Clots."

"Yeah?"

"Embolism."

"I'm listening."

"You're juggling."

"I multitask."

"Teenager."

"Hmm."

"Also fever."

"Tox screen?"

"Clean."

"Blood work?"

"Ordinary."

"For haemophilia."

"Went without saying."

"Interesting."

"Ducklings?"

"Coffee."

"On it."

"Wilson, wait."

"What?"

"Double Latte."

"Fuck you."

"You wish."

Comments

[physixxx.livejournal.com]

you are like... the king of dialogue-only!

:bows:

[shadowfyre8537.livejournal.com]

That has got to be the most disturbing icon I have ever seen. i'll never be able to use MS paint without having dirty thoughts again.

[physixxx.livejournal.com]

you can thank smutella for that


;)

[axmxz.livejournal.com]

o_0

That icon is going to give me nightmares...

[queenfanfiction.livejournal.com]

WTF is that Draco doing Harry on Paint?? o_O

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, that's perfect.

[purple-chalk.livejournal.com]

Oohwonderful.

Thank you for the italics, though-- I'd have never managed to keep track without them.

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I had to do that for MYSELF, to keep it straight *laughs* I figured, if I was losing the thread, other people might...

[purple-chalk.livejournal.com]

Aah, that's a crucial question in the editing process-- does the writer understand anything of what they've just written?

[freckles42.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Very nice. :D

[medicinal-mirth.livejournal.com]

I want to say that was adorable, but it seems like the wrong word to use when House is involved. *g*

That was a fun little read, though.

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

Perfect!

[cinaed.livejournal.com]

*snickers* That does seem straight out of an episode. I really enjoyed it.

"Married."

"Divorcing!"

"Mine."

"Which?"

"What?"

"Her or me?"

"Both."

I can see House laying claim to both Cameron and Wilson. Thank you so much for sharing.

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Wow, you can make the short bits of dialogue really pay off. :D

[genagirl.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[albinolady.livejournal.com]

hehehe.. its funny when you read it, but its even funnier when you read it outloud! XD lolz!

[grenzgestalt.livejournal.com]

Love in a box. :D

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Still juggling...

Two words:

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

Awe some!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_xanthia/]

I love reading it and hearing their voices in my head... *grins* Best part is House claiming both Wilson and Cameron.

[ennui-blue-lite.livejournal.com]

Ha! This is really cute! They should do a House/Wilson gag like this on the show.

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

I hope they do sometime. It would be better with visuals. :D they've come close in Daddy's Boy -- I always point to the scene in the parking lot ("I've been lying to you in increasing amounts...") as a perfect example of dialogue done well.

[unicornvamp3z.livejournal.com]

"You wish."

You know, I think that should be "As you wish" >_<

Brilliant as always, Sam.

[chibi-squirt.livejournal.com]

Heh, nice. It was a little hard to follow House all the time--I wasn't always sure what he was trying to say--but overall it's spot-on in-character, both House and Wilson.

[priscellie.livejournal.com]

This is awesome. Bravo!

[always-blue.livejournal.com]

*laughs* And this is just the sort of game they would go and have too.

[(Anonymous)]

Hee! Love it.

[silverjewel7.livejournal.com]

That was genius :)

[brightsun301.livejournal.com]

There needs to be more House!Fic. More House for everyone! 'specially me. I never get to watch the show. :(

[whatever-sky.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. You writing House made me actually watch a few episodes of it.

And do you know what I've found? Chase would make a very good Draco, wouldn't he? Although, they go into detail about his family life and everything, but where there's a fanfic writer will there's a fanfic writer way...:)

*plot bunny plot bunny*

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

Heh. I've wondered if one couldn't write a fic where Draco grew up into Chase, and House was Doogie Hauser(Howser? Hauser?) before he changed his name...