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sam_storyteller) wrote2005-07-11 07:17 pm
sam_storyteller) wrote2005-07-11 07:17 pm
Entry tags:
Who's Who; HP/House crossover. G.
Rating: G
Fandom: House/HP Crossover
Note: Written on inspiration from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bicrim.
Summary: House draws some unlikely parallels...
Warnings: None.
Available at AO3.
***
"Harry Potter," House said. Cameron stopped in mid-diatribe and stared at him.
"What?" she asked.
"Harry Potter. You're Harry Potter," he said. "You're all, we must save the world and I must suffer."
"Have you actually read those books?" Foreman asked disdainfully.
"Yes, I have, Albus Dumbledore," House answered.
"Isn't he the boss?" Foreman asked. He smirked a little.
"No, he's the arrogant, manipulative asshole," House retorted. "Which makes you..." he pointed at Chase, "Draco Malfoy."
"I am not!" Chase protested hotly. Then he blushed. "I mean, I don't know anything about those stupid books."
"You are so sneaky snobby damaged blond kid," House asserted. "Though only because Wilson beat you out for Remus Lupin."
"Pathetic and gay?" Foreman asked.
"Intelligent and grownup and gay, and how did you know?" House demanded. Foreman looked sheepish.
"Who are you, then?" Chase demanded.
"Duh. I'm the evil overlord. Which means that some day I will destroy you," he pointed at Cameron.
"He wishes," Wilson said from the doorway. "Come on. Cool, deranged, he owns a motorcycle..."
"Sirius Black," everyone chorused.
Fandom: House/HP Crossover
Note: Written on inspiration from
bicrim.Summary: House draws some unlikely parallels...
Warnings: None.
Available at AO3.
***
"Harry Potter," House said. Cameron stopped in mid-diatribe and stared at him.
"What?" she asked.
"Harry Potter. You're Harry Potter," he said. "You're all, we must save the world and I must suffer."
"Have you actually read those books?" Foreman asked disdainfully.
"Yes, I have, Albus Dumbledore," House answered.
"Isn't he the boss?" Foreman asked. He smirked a little.
"No, he's the arrogant, manipulative asshole," House retorted. "Which makes you..." he pointed at Chase, "Draco Malfoy."
"I am not!" Chase protested hotly. Then he blushed. "I mean, I don't know anything about those stupid books."
"You are so sneaky snobby damaged blond kid," House asserted. "Though only because Wilson beat you out for Remus Lupin."
"Pathetic and gay?" Foreman asked.
"Intelligent and grownup and gay, and how did you know?" House demanded. Foreman looked sheepish.
"Who are you, then?" Chase demanded.
"Duh. I'm the evil overlord. Which means that some day I will destroy you," he pointed at Cameron.
"He wishes," Wilson said from the doorway. "Come on. Cool, deranged, he owns a motorcycle..."
"Sirius Black," everyone chorused.
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