House/Who Crossover: Physician, Heal Thyself. PG, gen

[sam_storyteller]

Summary: What do you do when the Doctor needs a doctor?
Warnings: None.



"You look awful. I think you're sick. Got a sore throat?"

"No. And I don't get sick."

"Well, you look sick."

"Why is there stuff coming out of my nose?"

"You've got a cold."

"Nonsense."

"You have. Better get to a doctor."

"I AM a doctor!"

"Yeah, but like...not really."

"I might be."

"Doctor, if you don't take us to see a doctor I'm not going to give you any more tissues."

"But there's stuff! Coming out my nose!"

"Use your sleeve."

"That's just disgusting. What if it's my brains?"

"It's just snot. See a doctor. You have to know at least a few."

"Right. When a Time Lord's brains start leaking out through his nose, there's only one person to call."

***

"What is it?" Wilson asked, coming up behind House.

"It's a police call box," House replied, studying the blue box in the corner of his office intently. "They were all over London in the fifties."

"Did you buy it or something?"

"No. It just showed up."

"What do you mean? Who delivered it?"

"Nobody. It was just there."

"That's a little weird," Wilson said.

"Wait till you meet my patient," House replied.

END

Comments

[anchoredhope.livejournal.com]

... grrr. I was looking forward to some, oh, actual interaction after reading the header.
you are such a tease, sam!

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

Icon, meet fic. Fic, meet icon.

Two great tastes that taste great together!

[jatam.livejournal.com]

hehe, cute!

[fleur-de-liz.livejournal.com]

Oh em gee.

The mind is boggling with possibilities. At the forefront is, "What if House got his hands on a sonic screwdriver?"

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

NO SCREW IS SAFE!

[deadcat-vagrant.livejournal.com]

I was more worried about Wilson...

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

(And I have no good icons, but I don't care.)

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

I REQUIRE FURTHER.

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

The Doctor is stingy with his inspiration. :D

where's a cat macro when you need one?

[stellabymoor.livejournal.com]

MOAR!

it ain't a cat macro, but...

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Howzat? 8D

[vampireborg.livejournal.com]

GACK, I JUST SNORTED MY TEA. Thanks. :D

[cjk1701.livejournal.com]

But why why why why did you stop right in the middle?

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, it's just better that way. :D

[aimsleydale.livejournal.com]

YAY.

(hee!)

[happi-feet.livejournal.com]

Nooo! You tease us with your drabble!

[garoul.livejournal.com]

The doctor's reaction to his cold is priceless.

...and the new companion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Jones) is a medical student! Hee, even if the Doctor is not cooperating, I'd love to see the ducklings interact with Martha.

"Have you traveled anywhere exotic recently?"
"Er, Does the moon count?"

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha ha ha. Nothing fazes House, does it. :D

[ecaterin.livejournal.com]

*howls for more House!!!!!!*

[intrikate88.livejournal.com]

ROTFL... this has promise. It'd be just lovely if THIS was a new ep :P

[jazmin-firewing.livejournal.com]

TEASE! *pouts*

Ah, well. What you gave us was good.

[paxluvfelicitas.livejournal.com]

This's the first fanfic I've read since Mardi Gras; it's such a nice way to come back!

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you! Give up fic for lent, eh?

[paxluvfelicitas.livejournal.com]

Yup! My fandom-friends had a betting pool going on when I'd crack; I think the favorite time was Tuesday of the second week. It actually wasn't as hard as I thought it was going to be; the only really bad times were when one of your fics popped up on my flist. ^_^

[gwynevere1.livejournal.com]

Hi. A friend recced this in my journal when I commented that I'd love to see the TARDIS land in Princeton-Plainsboro.
This was perfect! Thanks for writing it.

[sam-storyteller.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it! :)

[at-splicken.livejournal.com]

"Christ, what if it's my brains?" XD wow. I just wish there was more. :D

[shebit.livejournal.com]

Not even House deserves the Doctor as a patient.

[deadcat-vagrant.livejournal.com]

And now I am stuck. I want more, but I doubt you'd tackle a drabble this old. I am also now wanting to write more of this story and my brain keeps shoving ideas into my skull without asking.

*whimpers*

[quean-of-swords.livejournal.com]

Best. Crossover. Ever.

Wish it was longer, but I can imagine the hi-jinx. Now... to decide which companion is with him...

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Oh man. The Doctor is going to be such a joy to nurse back to health. XD

I think I would have paid to see the face on House's face when somebody calling himself "the Doctor" showed up for a consult and didn't even know what snot is... though strictly speaking, there is a condition in which you'd start leaking brain matter out of your nose. Disgusting, but true... and ridiculously rare.