Sam's Fanfiction Archive

Title: Longform
Rating: PG-13 (Violence)
Summary: The Fugitive's History: A Search For A Man Out Of Time. (How I Found Bucky Barnes And Barely Lived To Tell About It.)
Notes: This is a sequel to Exclusive, which was written as a piece of longform journalism about the Avengers, pre-CA2 but set in a slightly alternate universe where the Avengers have moved into Stark Tower. Longform is set after CA2, pre-Age Of Ultron, and while it acknowledges the events of CA2, it uses the same general continuity as Exclusive.
Warnings: Mild violence; mentions and portrayal of PTSD. What you'd generally expect from a story with a barely-recovering Bucky at its core.

Also, there's no twist at the end of this one, guys, sorry. I couldn't top the twist at the end of the last story. :D

Also available at AO3.



( There is only one professor of superheroism in the United States... )

Title: Toy Soldiers
Rating: R
Summary: When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn't expect it to lead to a relationship. Or that Tony would find out he's not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.
Warnings: Violence; some brief discussion of suicide in a later chapter (no actual suicide or attempt).
Notes: Inspired by a prompt posted here. It got a little out of hand.

Also available at AO3.

( Steve maybe didn't think this all the way through. )

In January of 2015 I did a Bucky Barnes Fic Fest, where I took 40 prompts and wrote mini Bucky fics based on them. Here are the results, in more or less the order they were written.

These fics are also available in an anthology at AO3.

There are three that were set in other universes I've written, so they've been posted elsewhere:

post-and-out: Bucky sitting on Steve's lap with Steve holding his hands while Peggy hurts him.
Title: Thirty Strokes
Rating: PG-13
Summary: They came home a little broken, but Peggy has never shied from the hard ways of fixing them up. (This is attached to the "Devils and Heathens" threesome 'verse, so was archived there as chapter two of three.)
Warnings: Mention of child murder. Kink (whipping with a riding crop).

Find "Thirty Strokes" here.

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ophelia-rising: I was hoping for something with Bucky and Izzy in the "Hawkeye and Anklebiter" 'verse. I think a piece of day-to-day life would be fun!
Title: Tea And Superheroes
Rating: G
Summary: Nothing can shake Izzy's faith in the superhero Bucky Barnes. (This is attached to the Izzy Barton universe, so was archived as part of the Izzy Shorts.)

Find "Tea And Superheroes" here.

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lilbrarian: Bucky with Izzy Barton and a dog or cat.
Title: Forever Home
Rating: G
Summary: Clint and Coulson probably won't be thrilled about this. (This is attached to the Izzy Barton universe, so was archived as part of the Izzy Shorts.)

Find "Forever Home" here.

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Find the rest below!

captainofthewinter: I just want Bucky to go find Rumlow in an elevator, push the stop button and turn to him and say "it's nothing personal" in russian.

Title: Personal
Rating: R (violence, no significant sexual content)
Summary: Rumlow's recovering -- or he was, until he got onto the elevator.
Warnings: Racism and misogyny.
Notes: Thanks to tilthendoftheline and shrewreadings for help with the Russian! This one was not technically part of the Buckyfest, but it fit in so well that I rolled it in.

( Months in the burn unit, then in PT... )

Anonymous: Bucky and the bad hair day.

Title: Style Me
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky's having a bad life day.
Warnings: Little bit of PTSD.

( Does he know? )

resplendo: Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes, appropriately dressed and in a terrible truck wearing terrible sunglasses, shout/singing LADIES LOVE COUNTRY BOYS.

Title: Country Boys
Rating: PG
Summary: Undercover groceries were never taken so seriously.

( This mission is a grocery run. )

onegoodey: Bucky and Thor braiding each other's hair.

Title: Lessons
Rating: G
Summary: It's good to learn new things.

( Are you passing the strands over or under? )

rijomu: Since he remembered falling, Bucky no longer likes heights.

Title: Tower
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky lives in a terrible apartment, and Tony can't work out why.
Warnings: some discussion of PTSD.

( This place is so trashy, why do you live here? )

miss-ingno: Stark finds the Soldier first, post-Cap 2.

Title: Casablanca Ain't Got Nothing On Us
Rating: G
Summary: Two ballsy loudmouths prepare to raise a little hell.

( He'd decided on James after visiting the Smithsonian exhibit... )

veteratorianvillainy: Post-Cap 2 Bucky, with Tony and the arm. Don't care if it's Tony geeking about the arm or he and Tony commiserating about the tech given them by their captors.

Title: No Camo
Rating: G
Summary: The wounds inflicted by one's enemies are a terrible privilege.
Warnings: Some discussion of ableism and PTSD.

( So what is it this time? Steve, food, or the future? )

Anonymous: Natasha and Bucky Enjoying a Russian High Tea.

Title: Tea with Sugar
Rating: G
Summary: They come in every week, Natalia and Iakov, and Natalia always pays.

( They come in every week, once a week. )

nys1065: a simple prompt: Pining, protective Bucky, oblivious post!serum Steve.

Title: What's A Fella Gotta Do
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky's working out what it was like to be Steve, in more ways than one.

( It wasn't that Bucky hadn't been attracted to his friend before Project Rebirth... )

blaydonraces: Bucky & improbable sleeping locations. Old-timey fire escape campouts optional but appreciated!

Title: Escape
Rating: G
Summary: Steve is thinking of getting a place with a fire escape.

( Steve and his Ma had lived in an apartment with one luxury: a fire escape. )

innytoes: That Bucky Doll is slightly horrifying and I want you to have it. Also, if I'm on time for prompts, can I get some post Winter Soldier Bucky being a fashion disaster?

Title: Dress To Impress
Rating: G
Summary: Natasha can't leave the boys alone for a minute.

( I suppose I should be glad you're all alive. )

charmedor: Anything with steve/tony/bucky.

Title: Types
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tony Stark always has to be the best at everything, including being fucked up about relationships.

( Tony rambled in his sleep... )

Anonymous: Bucky meets pizza dog?
I went with comics canon for this, which means Bucky and Clint have known each other for a while.

Title: Inside Of A Dog
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky is dogsitting. In space!

( I need a favor... )

Anonymous: Something Bucky likes about his metal arm.

Title: Thinking Positive
Rating: G
Summary: Sam wants Bucky to find just one thing he likes about his arm.

( It's better than not an arm. )

Stacey: Bucky loses the ability to speak.

Title: The Sound Of Silence
Rating: PG
Summary: Loki curses Bucky. Bucky's actually kind of enjoying it.

( It was Loki, and he was in one of his crueler moods. )

paxfelis: Nobody messes with Bucky's stuffed turtle.

Title: New Pets
Rating: G
Summary: It's not a likely gift, but it's a well-loved one.

( Looking back, it was a weird, unlikely intuitive leap. )

decepticonsensual: How about Bucky discovering a new cuisine he wouldn't have had access to in the 40s?

Title: Made Up Words
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky thinks this dish looks like someone already ate it.

( He ate what his handlers gave him, or he went hungry. )

madcitypaxie: Bucky watching the Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes movies, first alone but everyone comes in when they see what he's watching. Tony is the last to show up.

Title: Observation
Rating: PG
Summary: Robert Downey Junior looks so familiar, somehow...

( Who does that guy remind you of? )

aw-blog-no: Bucky making a friend who isn't another Avenger or part of their crew

Title: Lonely Hearts Club
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky is finding it hard to make friends in the modern era.

( It wasn't that the future was particularly worse or better... )

Anonymous: Bucky bonding with children who also have prosthetics.

Title: Armed And Dangerous
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky hates everything, except maybe little kids with prosthetic arms.

( It was Sam's idea to go to the hospital... )

tehnakki: Bucky/Sam VeggieTales!

Title: Netflix Also Recommends
Rating: G
Summary: Sam catches Bucky watching Steve's Netflix queue.

( What in the name of God are you watching? )

busyfollowingbees: Bucky and Natasha judging the others please?

Title: Russian Judges
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky doesn't participate in gym time the way others do.

( It only took a single workout cycle for Natasha to realize where Bucky was... )

Anonymous: Bucky, Sam, & butts!

Title: And I Cannot Lie
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky's interest in butts has skyrocketed lately.

( I don't understand the butts thing. )

Anonymous: Steve/Bucky. Bucky is an usher at the theater. Steve appears as part of the show Captain America

Title: Sockin' Nazis
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky Barnes had already done his tour by the time he met Captain America, but the Army can't stop either one of them from getting what they want.

( Bucky wasn't, at first, all that impressed with Mr. Captain America. )

Anonymous: Bucky/anyone body swap.

Title: Seizing the Opportunity
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bucky and Tony are body-swapped. The rest was probably Tony's idea first.

( This is revenge, isn't it? )

levynite: Bucky, coloring book, tiny girl child who hates pink.

Title: Tomboy
Rating: G
Summary: It was a miscalculation sending anyone to the Avengers for a lesson in gender normativity.

( How do you have a niece? I'm pretty sure you have no siblings. )

justalurkr: Something set during Bucky's time as the Howling Commandos' sniper, please?

Title: Devil Take The Hindmost
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky's been good with a rifle since Basic. Now he's...better.

( Bucky hadn't set out to be a sniper... )

tomsawyermaneuver: Bucky has issues about touching things with his metal hand.

Title: PSI
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky could kill (has killed) with the arm. These days he almost doesn't know his own strength.

( Does it make you uncomfortable? )

mooseman13579: Bucky doesn't have trouble with 'non-lethal', it's 'unharmed' that trips him up.

Title: Negotiations
Rating: PG-13 for violence.
Summary: Bucky really doesn't see why he couldn't just kill the Nazi.

( I don't know what you're bustin' my chops for. )

indynerdgirl: Bucky discovering table top games (like Settlers of Catan, Munchkins, Pandemic, ect) & getting the rest of the team into them, so much that they've started keeping track of who wins the most during games nights.
Oh god I don't know any of those games.

Title: Bored Games
Rating: G
Summary: Steve and Bucky are appalled at modern day board games.

( The problem with game night... )

Anonymous: Jewish Bucky pls

Title: Day Of Atonement
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky thinks he's got a lot to atone for. Fortunately, there's a holy day for that.
Notes: Thanks to arsenicjade for checking this one over for me!

( Good boys from his building didn't play with the Jewish boys one block over. )

syncytio: Bucky and Natasha's first mission together for the Red Room, please.

Title: Long Life
Rating: PG
Summary: The Soldier has decided he likes Natalia.

( The Soldier could tell the girl was overawed by him... )

bobbibirdy: Sam attempting to take Bucky flying.

Title: Flying Lessons
Rating: G
Summary: You come down because that makes going back up even better.

( Tony Stark's given me a place... )

unbuttonedinawood: Bucky playing pranks on April Fools' Day.

Title: Like Christmas
Rating: PG
Summary: Someone with especially good stealth skills is pranking the Tower.

( Steve woke, that morning, to a bedroom floor covered in cups of water. )

Bagera69: Tony/Steve/Bucky, where Steve walks in on Tony and Bucky planning a romantic/sexy birthday for him.
I totally misread the prompt and wrote Bucky in Steve's position!

Title: Put A Ring On It
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky doesn't like what he's hearing, but he'd rather end it cleanly than feel this way for months.

( It wasn't easy, being the screwup in a relationship with one other person, let alone two. )

Anonymous: Could you write some snark from recovered!bucky during a fight against the villain of the week?? Possibly bantering with Clint or Tony?

Title: So's Your Old Man
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky joins the Avengers in so many ways.

( I realize I'm new to this side of the coin... )

surroundedbybooks: I would love Tony offering to tinker with Bucky's arm, to improve it with added gadgets or functions. Bonus points for team members reacting to this with various degrees of "Awesome!" Or "No, Tony!" More bonus points for Inspector Gadget references!

Title: Go Go Gadget Assassin
Rating: PG
Summary: Tony is trying not to show how desperate he is to tweak Bucky's arm.

( Steve had clearly expected the ambush within hours of moving into Stark Tower. )

Fira211: Bucky and Christmas with Steve and hot cocoa and a fire place and just nice quiet (add other avengers at will)?

Title: White Christmas
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky's a little messed up for Christmas.

( Steve and Sam torched the Helicarriers in the early spring... )

Title: Executive Party
Rating: PG
Summary: Tony's terrible December is suddenly looking up.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Written for captn-sara-holmes.

Also available at AO3; originally posted at Tumblr.

( He didn't know why the entire capitalist system didn't just up and fuck off for the month... )

Every year I do a post of all the bits of fic I couldn't find a place for. Some stand alone pretty well; most are just starts I don't have the interest or energy to finish.

Thse works are also available at AO3.

Snowpiercer: After The End Of The World
Rating: PG
Summary: Curtis has hope, now. Yona has only her survival.
Notes: After seeing Snowpiercer, I desperately wanted to fix it, which I know is kind of directly opposing the spirit of the film. But the end was just...hard. So this was my idea for a fixit, which would eventually have included Curtis walking the train tracks to get back to New York.
Warnings: Brief discussions of cannibalism and rape. Brief nonconsensual drug use.

SPOILERS for the end of Snowpiercer.

( For a moment she thought perhaps it was a sign. )

Captain America: The Greatest Generations
Rating: G
Summary: Steve couldn't be there for his children, and he won't abandon any of their children -- even if they're older than him now.
Notes: I wanted to try a different sort of story about Steve and kids, particularly about the possibility of a Serum breeding program. It got slightly out of hand and then ground madly to a halt.
Warnings: Discussion of parental death; brief discussion of all-partners-consensual extramarital affairs.

( What happened to my kids? )

Captain America: Rebuilding SHIELD
Rating: PG
Summary: In the aftermath of SHIELD's destruction, Steve has more hard decisions -- and more friends -- than he expected.
Notes: This is a super long and going-nowhere-fast fic I wrote after seeing Winter Soldier three times in three days, and it was almost immediately jossed by Agents of Shield. Always the way.
Warnings: Extensive description of hospital stay and injury-related PTSD.

( The police found James Barnes in the alley that used to lead to Steve's apartment... )

Marvel Comics: The Incredible Roadtrippers
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve and Bucky are good role models who make poor life decisions.
Notes: This was a longer take on my "Quentin as the spiritual successor to Captain America" fic I did here.
Warnings: None.

( I put some lasagne aside for you. )

Captain America: Twelve Tiny Steves Again
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky can't help looking after Steve. Even eight of him.
Notes: This is a more traditional take on the Twelve Tiny Steves trope, inspired by this post.
Warnings: Brief scene of child abuse.

( It's been a year since Bucky came back... )

Avengers: The Offspring
Rating: PG
Summary: When Tony and Rumiko's daughter announces she's marrying Rhodey and Carol's son, Steve might be the only one who can prevent another civil war.
Notes: I don't even remember where this came from, but it was fun writing Tony with a kid, and doubly so Rhodey and Carol.
Warnings: None.
( Five days was all I asked. )

Avengers: The Time Gem
Rating: G
Summary: Steve is tiny, Bucky is back, and Sam and Tony both need a drink.
Notes: I love writing uppity tiny Steve. But I realized even more than that, I wanted Classic Bucky Barnes and the modern Avengers.
Warnings: None.

( The hows and why aren't really that important. )

Part One
Part Two

NINE: HAIR APPARENT
Rating: PG (Gen)
Summary: You'd think Hydra would know more about hot oil.
Prompt: amekage: bucky's hair is a goddamned mess. Did HYDRA not hear of a brush?
copperbadge: Hydra does not deep condition! Discipline only comes from split ends! Now I want Natasha taking charge of Bucky and being like "Jesus, didn't Nazis have hairbrushes? Does Hydra think split ends are manly?" And Bucky's like, broken inside and miserable AND YET he starts loling. And then she's like I THOUGHT HYDRA LIKED HOT OIL.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( They found Bucky on a Thursday... )

TEN: THEMS
Rating: PG (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Steve discovers a secret simulation on the game server.
Prompt: Hailtherandom: according to icalendar, i am supposed to remind you to write midnight theater about jarvis playing the sims and making an avengers family

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( The communal game server at Avengers Tower was an interesting mix... )

ELEVEN: WRECKING THE LAB
Rating: R
Summary: Tony Stark and Betty Ross have been friends since they were nine, and friends with benefits since they were fifteen...
Prompt: Mageflower: Formal request for Betty/Tony filthy lab sex :D

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( I'm Tony. You're Betty Ross. My dad said your dad's a prick. )

TWELVE: YANKEE BUCK
Rating: R
Summary: Bucky is overpaid, oversexed, and over here -- but the barman doesn't seem to mind.
Prompt:

magpieandwhale: Fun fact! The indignant English bartender in this scene is the same actor who played tiny Steve.
actualmenacebuckybarnes: Fun fact! After seeing Steve gazing longingly at Peggy, Bucky waited for Steve to leave his side then propositioned the indignant English bartender for a night of angst-ridden lookalike sex.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( You're here with the big bloke, aren't you? )

THIRTEEN: POOR LITTLE RICH HERO GIRL CLUB
Rating: PG
Summary: Quinn is kidnapped by Wasp and Hawkeye. Sort of.
Prompt: Historymiss: If you're still doing hydrocone midnight theatre I'd love to see some more Quinn quire !

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( Quinn Quire is a former terrorist, self-proclaimed... )

FOURTEEN: NESTING
Rating: G
Summary: The Avengers aren't bothered by the cold. It's the chill.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( It's winter in New York, and starting to make itself known. )

FIFTEEN: BRIGHT EYES
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve might have a fixation on Tony’s minor mutation.
Notes: This is set in the universe of the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes animated cartoon, where Tony has remarkable gold-brown eyes.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( Tony Stark had the strangest eyes Steve had ever seen... )

SIXTEEN: MAKE IT RAIN
Rating: PG (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Steve Rogers is SO DONE with global warming.
Prompt: Scifigrl47: Steve/Tony in the rain. Do with that what you will. Maybe kisses. Just saying.

Also available at AO3.

( Look, all I'm saying is that I didn't die for my country and spend seventy years unconscious just to put up with 98 percent humidity )

Title: Bottle Opener
Rating: G
Summary: Clint is rebranding.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

( Natasha found Clint in his apartment... )

Title: Selfie With Granddad: The Series
Rating: PG

Also available at AO3.

Part One: Selfie With Granddad
Summary: After the invasion, Natasha’s granddad shows up.

( Sweetheart, I was so worried! )

Part Two: Chutzpah
Summary: Natasha’s granddad moves into Stark Tower.

( When a man offers you a rent-free apartment, you don't say no! )

Part Three: Taking In Strays
Summary: The Winter Soldier came in through the wrong window, but he got pierogies out of it.

( Cold kills the lice! )

Title: The Son Of Man
Rating: PG (language, violence)
Summary: JARVIS did not want to be a real boy. He was quite happy being a building.
Notes: Beta thanks to Hailtherandom and Knottahooker on tumblr!
Warnings: This story contains extensive discussion-of/scenes-regarding body dysmorphia which may be triggering for some individuals.

Also available at AO3.

( JARVIS began life in a CPU. )

Title: Tony Stark On The Rocks
Rating: PG
Summary: Tony can't figure out why his dates keep bolting. It's okay, though, because Steve's always around to keep him entertained.
Notes: Inspired by a discussion with Knottahooker and Scifigrl47 about how Tony's Life, Man.
Warnings: While it's played for laughs, I feel like I should warn that some of Steve's behavior in this is bordering on the not-okay, in a possessive/controlling sense. I don't think it's particularly offensive but people who have been in controlling relationships or have triggers associated with them may wish to proceed with caution.

Also available at AO3.

( I think I've lost my game. )

Title: For Science
Rating: R
Summary: Tony discovers top-secret footage of Steve Rogers pre- and post-serum. And discovers why it’s top secret. (Voyeurism, blowjobs, and the strangest threesome Tony’s ever been in.)

Also available at AO3.

( Is this test strictly necessary? )

Title: Verified Real Deal
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve gets a tumblr. Tumblr gets a Steve.
Notes: Originally posted as an injoke on Tumblr here.

Also available at AO3.

( Yo, Sam's post simply says... )

Title: Reputation
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Steve thinks Iron Man is trading sexual favors to Tony Stark for perks for the Avengers, and he's determined to protect his teammate.
Notes: First suggested by Amelioratrix here.

Also available at AO3.

( When Steve offered, he wasn’t expecting laughter... )

Title: Comfort Food
Rating: G
Summary: Tony, against his will, introduces Steve and Natasha to Ore-Ida's finest.

Also available at AO3.

( Tony was, strangely enough, the one who originally introduced them. )

Title: Brothers In Arms
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky Barnes gets a tune-up, a new pet, and a home.
Beta thanks to: hailtherandom, knottahooker, spiderine, and Anya, all of whom inspired what was cool or fixed what was broken or both.
Notes on inspiration: Inspired by this wonderful piece of art which was linked to me by Meariver. While this wasn't a direct inspiration, about 3/4 of the way through the story Blackestglass linked me to this post about Luxo the miniature light-painting robot, which is well worth sharing as well.
Notes on rank: I don't believe Sam's rank is mentioned or indicated in the film anywhere; I couldn't find information on it at the various wikis, so I made him a Major, high-ranking enough to suit his talents but not so high ranking he would be unrealistically young.

Also available at AO3.

( A leather jacket, a motorcycle helmet, and a prosthetic arm. )

Title: I Only Pretend To Know Everything
Rating: R
Summary: Steve and Natasha find a little comfort in each other (and in Sam Wilson's guest bedroom).
Warnings: Spoilers for CA2.

Also available at AO3.

( I lied. )

Title: Kiss The Sky
Rating: R
Summary: Steve's not sure where he is, or how he got there, or why there's a tentacle there, but at least he's having fun.
Warnings: Dubious consent; inadvertent/involuntary (but not, I think it's important to differentiate, unwelcome) drug use.
Notes: Originally written for the Dubious Consentacles throwdown on tumblr, a competition designed to increase the number of fics with the Dubious Consentacles tag on AO3 and get the tag canonized. A history of how it came about may be found here. I am pleased to say Kiss The Sky was the contest winner!

Also available at AO3.

( There was a distant sound of shattering glass. )

These are a series of fanfics written in collaboration with (sometimes in cheerful theft from) ironfries. All images link back to her original image posts and are used with permission.

These are all also available at AO3.

Title: Diplomacy
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Most of politics is masturbation.
Warnings: None.
Notes: This is in the "Commander Steve/Director Tony" vein; while they were never in those positions concurrently, it's become a bit of a tumblr trope.

( Diplomacy )

Title: Solarium
Rating: R (Steve/Tony, but the rating is mainly for violence)
Summary: If people would just stop making problems for Director Stark, Captain Rogers wouldn’t have to beat them to death.
Warnings: Violence, gore, extreme dysfunctional codependence, murder
Notes: The idea is not mine -- it comes from askjxc on tumblr, who suggested the premise in this comic.

( Solarium )

Title: The Redeemer
Rating: PG-13 (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Angels and demons aren't meant to be together, but Steriel and Tonoth have never been ordinary.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Angel/Demon AU. The first part of this fic was actually a later addition inspired by stark-spangled-lovers on tumblr.

( The Redeemer )

Title: The Blood's Perimeter
Rating: R (Steve/Tony/Pepper)
Summary: Steve has some unique needs now that he's a super soldier. (Vampire AU)
Warnings: Mild bloodplay.

( The Blood's Perimeter )

Title: Works No Longer In Progress, 2013
Rating: G through PG-13
Warnings: There's one instance of dubcon due to sex pollen, and some descriptions of injuries.
Notes: Every year I do a post of all the bits of fic I couldn't find a place for. Some stand alone pretty well; most are just starts I don't have the interest or energy to finish.

Part One

( Ian Rogers and Anthony Stark )

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( Darcy Lewis, Agent Of SHIELD )

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( Clint Barton Joins SHIELD )

Part One

SEX SIX: ROMANTIC POETS AND NATIONAL ICONS
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: Loki needs advice, and Captain America is just the man to help.
Notes: This is a weird little appendix to my Coulson's Eleven AU.
Prompt: lisechen: while you are stoned, i feel i should shamelessly take advantage of this unprecedented opportunity, and nudge you gently towards loki/natasha from your marvelous (aha!) Coulson's Eleven AU.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( But it's only sex. I mean it is only sex, yes? )

SEVEN: THE STARS UPON THARS
Rating: PG
Warnings: Character death, sort of.
Summary: Steve Rogers discovers the Grinch, but he already knew Dr. Seuss...
Prompt: Anonymous: You still taking Hydrocodone Theater requests? It occurred to me today that Steve's probably never heard of the Grinch, and that Tony probably references it a lot around Christmas.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( Theodore Geisel’s career began with political cartooning, ad graphics, and humorous illustration in 1927. )

EIGHT: PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A ROBOT
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Dummy discovers self-expression through sculpture.
Prompt:

prostheticknowledge: MATAERIAL: A 3D Printing system that can create forms without the hindrance of gravity.

copperbadge: Well fuck, someone taught Dummy to sculpt.

knottahooker: STEVE’S FAULT.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

( Steve didn’t feel this could accurately be called his fault. )

APPENDIX: GOOD DECISIONS
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Ian and Anthony's first holiday season on Earth 616 is a little rocky, but the Rogers boys and the Stark boys can survive anything if they stick together.
Prompt: Sam: I took some drugs. I should do a hydrocodone midnight theatre, I’m dozy enough.
Knotta: IAN AND ANTHONY AT CHRISTMAS
Sam: GDI KNOTTA

Based on an unfinished story about Ian Rogers and Anthony Stark here.

Also available at AO3.

( As the autumn wore on, it became evident to the adults that there was some kind of information fatigue setting in. )

Title: The Best Bad Ideas 3/3
Notes: See header in Ch1 for rating/warnings.

Chapter Two

( Well, that was exciting. )

Title: The Best Bad Ideas
Rating: R
Summary: When Clint Barton put on the Captain America costume for a mission, he didn't count on Phil Coulson's reaction. Coulson didn't count on Clint crashing his new team to do something about it.
Notes: This was semi-inspired by a throwaway line in I Shall Not Want Honour In Heaven where Fury is considering putting Clint Barton in the Cap costume before Steve is found. It turned into a terrifying romantic comedy with telepaths. I can't explain it. Also, because it's a bit of a mashup, I ignored the "there are no telepaths/kinetics in AoSverse" thing.
Beta Credit, JESUS: kallaneboi and gypsylady gave it a look-over.
Warnings: While I wouldn't actually warn for consent issues on this one, the whole thing is a little heightened by how concerned with consent/coercion Coulson is, so tread cautiously. Also warning for kidnapping. It's a very strange story.

Also available at AO3.

( I have an idea. )

Title: Dummy's First Christmas
Rating: G
Summary: Weird and comfortable aren't mutually exclusive; Steve Rogers is going to do exactly what he wants this Christmas.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Inspired by the Tales Of The Bots 'verse by Scifigrl47, specifically Bedtime Stories And Nightmares, and posted with her (admittedly homicidal) approval. I don't often write holiday stories and I almost never write in other fans' universes, but DJ-Dummy is too good to resist. Also thanks to kallaneboi for betas!

Also available at AO3.

( When Tony walks into the living room of the penthouse, there are three things present which weren't when he left it earlier... )