sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Longform
Rating: PG-13 (Violence)
Summary: The Fugitive's History: A Search For A Man Out Of Time. (How I Found Bucky Barnes And Barely Lived To Tell About It.)
Notes: This is a sequel to Exclusive, which was written as a piece of longform journalism about the Avengers, pre-CA2 but set in a slightly alternate universe where the Avengers have moved into Stark Tower. Longform is set after CA2, pre-Age Of Ultron, and while it acknowledges the events of CA2, it uses the same general continuity as Exclusive.
Warnings: Mild violence; mentions and portrayal of PTSD. What you'd generally expect from a story with a barely-recovering Bucky at its core.

Also, there's no twist at the end of this one, guys, sorry. I couldn't top the twist at the end of the last story. :D

Also available at AO3.

There is only one professor of superheroism in the United States... )
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Title: Desert Knights
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Steve is sent to Puente Antiguo on a leadership training exercise, Tony isn't feeling too well, and aliens might be invading.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Thanks to Knottahooker on Tumblr for beta-reading!

This is a sequel to "Toy Soldiers", in which Steve Rogers is a modern-day SHIELD agents without the Serum, and a lot of other things have changed as well. Toy Soldiers will be helpful reading before you hit this up!

Also available at AO3.

Steve was packing to return to New York... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Toy Soldiers
Rating: R
Summary: When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn't expect it to lead to a relationship. Or that Tony would find out he's not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.
Warnings: Violence; some brief discussion of suicide in a later chapter (no actual suicide or attempt).
Notes: Inspired by a prompt posted here. It got a little out of hand.

Also available at AO3.

Steve maybe didn't think this all the way through. )
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Title: Latveria Is For Lovers
Rating: PG
Summary: Assassinating a threat to national security isn't how Clint wanted to spend Valentine's Day weekend, so it's just as well that Natasha Romanoff is really hard to kill.
Ships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson; Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff; Clint Barton/Phil Coulson/Natasha Romanoff implied.
Warnings: None.

Originally written for the Marvel Throwdown's Valentine's Day Throwdown. Also available at AO3.

Officially, we'll be there as honeymooners on a tour of Europe. )
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In January of 2015 I did a Bucky Barnes Fic Fest, where I took 40 prompts and wrote mini Bucky fics based on them. Here are the results, in more or less the order they were written.

These fics are also available in an anthology at AO3.

There are three that were set in other universes I've written, so they've been posted elsewhere:

post-and-out: Bucky sitting on Steve's lap with Steve holding his hands while Peggy hurts him.
Title: Thirty Strokes
Rating: PG-13
Summary: They came home a little broken, but Peggy has never shied from the hard ways of fixing them up. (This is attached to the "Devils and Heathens" threesome 'verse, so was archived there as chapter two of three.)
Warnings: Mention of child murder. Kink (whipping with a riding crop).

Find "Thirty Strokes" here.


ophelia-rising: I was hoping for something with Bucky and Izzy in the "Hawkeye and Anklebiter" 'verse. I think a piece of day-to-day life would be fun!
Title: Tea And Superheroes
Rating: G
Summary: Nothing can shake Izzy's faith in the superhero Bucky Barnes. (This is attached to the Izzy Barton universe, so was archived as part of the Izzy Shorts.)

Find "Tea And Superheroes" here.


lilbrarian: Bucky with Izzy Barton and a dog or cat.
Title: Forever Home
Rating: G
Summary: Clint and Coulson probably won't be thrilled about this. (This is attached to the Izzy Barton universe, so was archived as part of the Izzy Shorts.)

Find "Forever Home" here.

Find the rest below!

captainofthewinter: I just want Bucky to go find Rumlow in an elevator, push the stop button and turn to him and say "it's nothing personal" in russian.

Title: Personal
Rating: R (violence, no significant sexual content)
Summary: Rumlow's recovering -- or he was, until he got onto the elevator.
Warnings: Racism and misogyny.
Notes: Thanks to tilthendoftheline and shrewreadings for help with the Russian! This one was not technically part of the Buckyfest, but it fit in so well that I rolled it in.

Months in the burn unit, then in PT... )

Anonymous: Bucky and the bad hair day.

Title: Style Me
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky's having a bad life day.
Warnings: Little bit of PTSD.

Does he know? )

resplendo: Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes, appropriately dressed and in a terrible truck wearing terrible sunglasses, shout/singing LADIES LOVE COUNTRY BOYS.

Title: Country Boys
Rating: PG
Summary: Undercover groceries were never taken so seriously.

This mission is a grocery run. )

onegoodey: Bucky and Thor braiding each other's hair.

Title: Lessons
Rating: G
Summary: It's good to learn new things.

Are you passing the strands over or under? )

rijomu: Since he remembered falling, Bucky no longer likes heights.

Title: Tower
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky lives in a terrible apartment, and Tony can't work out why.
Warnings: some discussion of PTSD.

This place is so trashy, why do you live here? )

miss-ingno: Stark finds the Soldier first, post-Cap 2.

Title: Casablanca Ain't Got Nothing On Us
Rating: G
Summary: Two ballsy loudmouths prepare to raise a little hell.

He'd decided on James after visiting the Smithsonian exhibit... )

veteratorianvillainy: Post-Cap 2 Bucky, with Tony and the arm. Don't care if it's Tony geeking about the arm or he and Tony commiserating about the tech given them by their captors.

Title: No Camo
Rating: G
Summary: The wounds inflicted by one's enemies are a terrible privilege.
Warnings: Some discussion of ableism and PTSD.

So what is it this time? Steve, food, or the future? )

Anonymous: Natasha and Bucky Enjoying a Russian High Tea.

Title: Tea with Sugar
Rating: G
Summary: They come in every week, Natalia and Iakov, and Natalia always pays.

They come in every week, once a week. )

nys1065: a simple prompt: Pining, protective Bucky, oblivious post!serum Steve.

Title: What's A Fella Gotta Do
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky's working out what it was like to be Steve, in more ways than one.

It wasn't that Bucky hadn't been attracted to his friend before Project Rebirth... )

blaydonraces: Bucky & improbable sleeping locations. Old-timey fire escape campouts optional but appreciated!

Title: Escape
Rating: G
Summary: Steve is thinking of getting a place with a fire escape.

Steve and his Ma had lived in an apartment with one luxury: a fire escape. )

innytoes: That Bucky Doll is slightly horrifying and I want you to have it. Also, if I'm on time for prompts, can I get some post Winter Soldier Bucky being a fashion disaster?

Title: Dress To Impress
Rating: G
Summary: Natasha can't leave the boys alone for a minute.

I suppose I should be glad you're all alive. )

charmedor: Anything with steve/tony/bucky.

Title: Types
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tony Stark always has to be the best at everything, including being fucked up about relationships.

Tony rambled in his sleep... )

Anonymous: Bucky meets pizza dog?
I went with comics canon for this, which means Bucky and Clint have known each other for a while.

Title: Inside Of A Dog
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky is dogsitting. In space!

I need a favor... )

Anonymous: Something Bucky likes about his metal arm.

Title: Thinking Positive
Rating: G
Summary: Sam wants Bucky to find just one thing he likes about his arm.

It's better than not an arm. )

Stacey: Bucky loses the ability to speak.

Title: The Sound Of Silence
Rating: PG
Summary: Loki curses Bucky. Bucky's actually kind of enjoying it.

It was Loki, and he was in one of his crueler moods. )

paxfelis: Nobody messes with Bucky's stuffed turtle.

Title: New Pets
Rating: G
Summary: It's not a likely gift, but it's a well-loved one.

Looking back, it was a weird, unlikely intuitive leap. )

decepticonsensual: How about Bucky discovering a new cuisine he wouldn't have had access to in the 40s?

Title: Made Up Words
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky thinks this dish looks like someone already ate it.

He ate what his handlers gave him, or he went hungry. )

madcitypaxie: Bucky watching the Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes movies, first alone but everyone comes in when they see what he's watching. Tony is the last to show up.

Title: Observation
Rating: PG
Summary: Robert Downey Junior looks so familiar, somehow...

Who does that guy remind you of? )

aw-blog-no: Bucky making a friend who isn't another Avenger or part of their crew

Title: Lonely Hearts Club
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky is finding it hard to make friends in the modern era.

It wasn't that the future was particularly worse or better... )

Anonymous: Bucky bonding with children who also have prosthetics.

Title: Armed And Dangerous
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky hates everything, except maybe little kids with prosthetic arms.

It was Sam's idea to go to the hospital... )

tehnakki: Bucky/Sam VeggieTales!

Title: Netflix Also Recommends
Rating: G
Summary: Sam catches Bucky watching Steve's Netflix queue.

What in the name of God are you watching? )

busyfollowingbees: Bucky and Natasha judging the others please?

Title: Russian Judges
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky doesn't participate in gym time the way others do.

It only took a single workout cycle for Natasha to realize where Bucky was... )

Anonymous: Bucky, Sam, & butts!

Title: And I Cannot Lie
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky's interest in butts has skyrocketed lately.

I don't understand the butts thing. )

Anonymous: Steve/Bucky. Bucky is an usher at the theater. Steve appears as part of the show Captain America

Title: Sockin' Nazis
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky Barnes had already done his tour by the time he met Captain America, but the Army can't stop either one of them from getting what they want.

Bucky wasn't, at first, all that impressed with Mr. Captain America. )

Anonymous: Bucky/anyone body swap.

Title: Seizing the Opportunity
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bucky and Tony are body-swapped. The rest was probably Tony's idea first.

This is revenge, isn't it? )

levynite: Bucky, coloring book, tiny girl child who hates pink.

Title: Tomboy
Rating: G
Summary: It was a miscalculation sending anyone to the Avengers for a lesson in gender normativity.

How do you have a niece? I'm pretty sure you have no siblings. )

justalurkr: Something set during Bucky's time as the Howling Commandos' sniper, please?

Title: Devil Take The Hindmost
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky's been good with a rifle since Basic. Now he's...better.

Bucky hadn't set out to be a sniper... )

tomsawyermaneuver: Bucky has issues about touching things with his metal hand.

Title: PSI
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky could kill (has killed) with the arm. These days he almost doesn't know his own strength.

Does it make you uncomfortable? )

mooseman13579: Bucky doesn't have trouble with 'non-lethal', it's 'unharmed' that trips him up.

Title: Negotiations
Rating: PG-13 for violence.
Summary: Bucky really doesn't see why he couldn't just kill the Nazi.

I don't know what you're bustin' my chops for. )

indynerdgirl: Bucky discovering table top games (like Settlers of Catan, Munchkins, Pandemic, ect) & getting the rest of the team into them, so much that they've started keeping track of who wins the most during games nights.
Oh god I don't know any of those games.

Title: Bored Games
Rating: G
Summary: Steve and Bucky are appalled at modern day board games.

The problem with game night... )

Anonymous: Jewish Bucky pls

Title: Day Of Atonement
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky thinks he's got a lot to atone for. Fortunately, there's a holy day for that.
Notes: Thanks to arsenicjade for checking this one over for me!

Good boys from his building didn't play with the Jewish boys one block over. )

syncytio: Bucky and Natasha's first mission together for the Red Room, please.

Title: Long Life
Rating: PG
Summary: The Soldier has decided he likes Natalia.

The Soldier could tell the girl was overawed by him... )

bobbibirdy: Sam attempting to take Bucky flying.

Title: Flying Lessons
Rating: G
Summary: You come down because that makes going back up even better.

Tony Stark's given me a place... )

unbuttonedinawood: Bucky playing pranks on April Fools' Day.

Title: Like Christmas
Rating: PG
Summary: Someone with especially good stealth skills is pranking the Tower.

Steve woke, that morning, to a bedroom floor covered in cups of water. )

Bagera69: Tony/Steve/Bucky, where Steve walks in on Tony and Bucky planning a romantic/sexy birthday for him.
I totally misread the prompt and wrote Bucky in Steve's position!

Title: Put A Ring On It
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky doesn't like what he's hearing, but he'd rather end it cleanly than feel this way for months.

It wasn't easy, being the screwup in a relationship with one other person, let alone two. )

Anonymous: Could you write some snark from recovered!bucky during a fight against the villain of the week?? Possibly bantering with Clint or Tony?

Title: So's Your Old Man
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky joins the Avengers in so many ways.

I realize I'm new to this side of the coin... )

surroundedbybooks: I would love Tony offering to tinker with Bucky's arm, to improve it with added gadgets or functions. Bonus points for team members reacting to this with various degrees of "Awesome!" Or "No, Tony!" More bonus points for Inspector Gadget references!

Title: Go Go Gadget Assassin
Rating: PG
Summary: Tony is trying not to show how desperate he is to tweak Bucky's arm.

Steve had clearly expected the ambush within hours of moving into Stark Tower. )

Fira211: Bucky and Christmas with Steve and hot cocoa and a fire place and just nice quiet (add other avengers at will)?

Title: White Christmas
Rating: G
Summary: Bucky's a little messed up for Christmas.

Steve and Sam torched the Helicarriers in the early spring... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: The Letter
Rating: R
Summary: Bruce is a great scientist, a hell of a letter-writer, and kind of an idiot in certain other respects.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Originally written for the Marvel Throwdown, Bruce/Betty edition.

Also available at AO3.

I'm sending this letter to tell you I'm fine... )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Executive Party
Rating: PG
Summary: Tony's terrible December is suddenly looking up.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Written for [ profile] captn-sara-holmes.

Also available at AO3; originally posted at Tumblr.

He didn't know why the entire capitalist system didn't just up and fuck off for the month... )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Sharp Dressed Man
Rating: R
Warnings: Mild bondage, delayed orgasm
Summary: There are a lot of things you can do with a personalized suit of armor and a naked super soldier.
Notes: Originally the answer to a tumblr thread here.

Also available at AO3.

Tony lands on the pad outside the penthouse when Steve’s just finishing with the shower... )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Every year I do a post of all the bits of fic I couldn't find a place for. Some stand alone pretty well; most are just starts I don't have the interest or energy to finish.

Thse works are also available at AO3.

Snowpiercer: After The End Of The World
Rating: PG
Summary: Curtis has hope, now. Yona has only her survival.
Notes: After seeing Snowpiercer, I desperately wanted to fix it, which I know is kind of directly opposing the spirit of the film. But the end was just...hard. So this was my idea for a fixit, which would eventually have included Curtis walking the train tracks to get back to New York.
Warnings: Brief discussions of cannibalism and rape. Brief nonconsensual drug use.

SPOILERS for the end of Snowpiercer.

For a moment she thought perhaps it was a sign. )

Captain America: The Greatest Generations
Rating: G
Summary: Steve couldn't be there for his children, and he won't abandon any of their children -- even if they're older than him now.
Notes: I wanted to try a different sort of story about Steve and kids, particularly about the possibility of a Serum breeding program. It got slightly out of hand and then ground madly to a halt.
Warnings: Discussion of parental death; brief discussion of all-partners-consensual extramarital affairs.

What happened to my kids? )

Captain America: Rebuilding SHIELD
Rating: PG
Summary: In the aftermath of SHIELD's destruction, Steve has more hard decisions -- and more friends -- than he expected.
Notes: This is a super long and going-nowhere-fast fic I wrote after seeing Winter Soldier three times in three days, and it was almost immediately jossed by Agents of Shield. Always the way.
Warnings: Extensive description of hospital stay and injury-related PTSD.

The police found James Barnes in the alley that used to lead to Steve's apartment... )

Marvel Comics: The Incredible Roadtrippers
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve and Bucky are good role models who make poor life decisions.
Notes: This was a longer take on my "Quentin as the spiritual successor to Captain America" fic I did here.
Warnings: None.

I put some lasagne aside for you. )

Captain America: Twelve Tiny Steves Again
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky can't help looking after Steve. Even eight of him.
Notes: This is a more traditional take on the Twelve Tiny Steves trope, inspired by this post.
Warnings: Brief scene of child abuse.

It's been a year since Bucky came back... )

Avengers: The Offspring
Rating: PG
Summary: When Tony and Rumiko's daughter announces she's marrying Rhodey and Carol's son, Steve might be the only one who can prevent another civil war.
Notes: I don't even remember where this came from, but it was fun writing Tony with a kid, and doubly so Rhodey and Carol.
Warnings: None.
Five days was all I asked. )

Avengers: The Time Gem
Rating: G
Summary: Steve is tiny, Bucky is back, and Sam and Tony both need a drink.
Notes: I love writing uppity tiny Steve. But I realized even more than that, I wanted Classic Bucky Barnes and the modern Avengers.
Warnings: None.

The hows and why aren't really that important. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Steve Rogers Vs. The All-American Feast
Rating: G
Summary: Steve can't resist a challenge, even when the challenge is a five pound pulled-pork sandwich.
Warnings: This story involves several eating competitions and contains some potentially dysfunctional attitudes towards food; people with food-related triggers or issues may wish to skip this one. There is also fairly frequent discussion of puke (no actual puking) so emetophobics should beware.
Beta and pre-reading credit to Amekage, Arch, Series, and Skye.
Note: Credit for the "hotter than him" remark belongs to Miss-Ingno on Tumblr. I liked it so much I added it in.

Also available at AO3.

It started out as a team bonding thing, nothing more. )
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Part One
Part Two

Rating: PG (Gen)
Summary: You'd think Hydra would know more about hot oil.
Prompt: amekage: bucky's hair is a goddamned mess. Did HYDRA not hear of a brush?
copperbadge: Hydra does not deep condition! Discipline only comes from split ends! Now I want Natasha taking charge of Bucky and being like "Jesus, didn't Nazis have hairbrushes? Does Hydra think split ends are manly?" And Bucky's like, broken inside and miserable AND YET he starts loling. And then she's like I THOUGHT HYDRA LIKED HOT OIL.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

They found Bucky on a Thursday... )

Rating: PG (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Steve discovers a secret simulation on the game server.
Prompt: Hailtherandom: according to icalendar, i am supposed to remind you to write midnight theater about jarvis playing the sims and making an avengers family

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

The communal game server at Avengers Tower was an interesting mix... )

Rating: R
Summary: Tony Stark and Betty Ross have been friends since they were nine, and friends with benefits since they were fifteen...
Prompt: Mageflower: Formal request for Betty/Tony filthy lab sex :D

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

I'm Tony. You're Betty Ross. My dad said your dad's a prick. )

Rating: R
Summary: Bucky is overpaid, oversexed, and over here -- but the barman doesn't seem to mind.

magpieandwhale: Fun fact! The indignant English bartender in this scene is the same actor who played tiny Steve.
actualmenacebuckybarnes: Fun fact! After seeing Steve gazing longingly at Peggy, Bucky waited for Steve to leave his side then propositioned the indignant English bartender for a night of angst-ridden lookalike sex.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

You're here with the big bloke, aren't you? )

Rating: PG
Summary: Quinn is kidnapped by Wasp and Hawkeye. Sort of.
Prompt: Historymiss: If you're still doing hydrocone midnight theatre I'd love to see some more Quinn quire !

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

Quinn Quire is a former terrorist, self-proclaimed... )

Rating: G
Summary: The Avengers aren't bothered by the cold. It's the chill.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

It's winter in New York, and starting to make itself known. )

Rating: PG
Summary: Steve might have a fixation on Tony’s minor mutation.
Notes: This is set in the universe of the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes animated cartoon, where Tony has remarkable gold-brown eyes.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

Tony Stark had the strangest eyes Steve had ever seen... )

Rating: PG (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Steve Rogers is SO DONE with global warming.
Prompt: Scifigrl47: Steve/Tony in the rain. Do with that what you will. Maybe kisses. Just saying.

Also available at AO3.

Look, all I'm saying is that I didn't die for my country and spend seventy years unconscious just to put up with 98 percent humidity )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Helping Friends Move
Rating: PG
Summary: Bruce may not have been entirely up front about his motives in asking for Clint's help moving into Stark Tower.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Written by request of Paxfelis on Tumblr, backed up by Scifigrl47 giving me sad eyes.

Also available at AO3.

I thought you gave up all your worldly goods... )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Bottle Opener
Rating: G
Summary: Clint is rebranding.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Natasha found Clint in his apartment... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: The Comic Book Guy
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve Rogers and James Barnes meet for the first time in a Hydra factory during the war.
Notes: This is based on a delightful gifset by philcoulson on Tumblr, which you can find here.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

I had to know if you were a hallucination! )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: Selfie With Granddad: The Series
Rating: PG

Also available at AO3.

Part One: Selfie With Granddad
Summary: After the invasion, Natasha’s granddad shows up.

Sweetheart, I was so worried! )

Part Two: Chutzpah
Summary: Natasha’s granddad moves into Stark Tower.

When a man offers you a rent-free apartment, you don't say no! )

Part Three: Taking In Strays
Summary: The Winter Soldier came in through the wrong window, but he got pierogies out of it.

Cold kills the lice! )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Devils and Heathens
Rating: R
Summary: Peggy Carter didn't go looking for trouble, or Bucky Barnes, or a threesome. Sometimes these things just find you.
Notes: Inspired by this art post, and abetted by the Stream Team. Thanks in particular to superqueerpasta on tumblr for encouragement and chocolate-alchemy on tumblr for commentary.

Also available at AO3.

He's not here. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: The Son Of Man
Rating: PG (language, violence)
Summary: JARVIS did not want to be a real boy. He was quite happy being a building.
Notes: Beta thanks to Hailtherandom and Knottahooker on tumblr!
Warnings: This story contains extensive discussion-of/scenes-regarding body dysmorphia which may be triggering for some individuals.

Also available at AO3.

JARVIS began life in a CPU. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: After Glow (And Glow, And Glow)
Rating: PG-13 (Pepper/Tony/Steve/Sam/Bucky/Thor/Bruce/Natasha/Clint)
Summary: Tony is going to be a grownup about the orgy everyone just had.
Notes: I saw a post whizz by on my tumblr dash about a Happy Tony Stark fest and while I am crap at formal fests, I thought “Happy Tony Stark” and immediately thought “post-orgy naptime” so here, have this. (The master post for the Happy Tony Stark Project is here.)

Also available at AO3.

How did this happen? )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Tony Stark On The Rocks
Rating: PG
Summary: Tony can't figure out why his dates keep bolting. It's okay, though, because Steve's always around to keep him entertained.
Notes: Inspired by a discussion with Knottahooker and Scifigrl47 about how Tony's Life, Man.
Warnings: While it's played for laughs, I feel like I should warn that some of Steve's behavior in this is bordering on the not-okay, in a possessive/controlling sense. I don't think it's particularly offensive but people who have been in controlling relationships or have triggers associated with them may wish to proceed with caution.

Also available at AO3.

I think I've lost my game. )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Soul Bomb
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Suddenly everyone in Manhattan has someone else's voice in their head. Tony got Steve's, for his sins.
Notes: Inspired by a minifest on the prompt of your soulmate's voice being in your head. Other stories in this impromptu fest are here, here, and here.

Also available at AO3.

Tony gives it a shot. -I think we’re telepathically linked,- he tries. )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: For Science
Rating: R
Summary: Tony discovers top-secret footage of Steve Rogers pre- and post-serum. And discovers why it’s top secret. (Voyeurism, blowjobs, and the strangest threesome Tony’s ever been in.)

Also available at AO3.

Is this test strictly necessary? )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Kings Of Industry
Rating: G
Summary: Tony Stark showed up in Steve Rogers’ hospital room with a get-well bouquet and an offer for Sam Wilson -- from King T'Challa of Wakanda.
Notes: Originally posted as two separate fics, "Hell Yeah" and "Kings Of Industry".

Also available at AO3.

So that was you. )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Verified Real Deal
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve gets a tumblr. Tumblr gets a Steve.
Notes: Originally posted as an injoke on Tumblr here.

Also available at AO3.

Yo, Sam's post simply says... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Come Home
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack finds a way to reverse Ianto's death; there is a cost, but the little family was happy, until their son James and his friend Steve went to war...
Notes: Inspired by a post here on tumblr. I’ve fiddled with the timeline of Bucky and Steve’s births a little, and ignored anything that happened after Children of Earth, because fuck Miracle Day that’s why.

Also available at AO3.

When Jack began to walk the earth after Ianto and Steven died, it wasn’t purposeless. )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Reputation
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Steve thinks Iron Man is trading sexual favors to Tony Stark for perks for the Avengers, and he's determined to protect his teammate.
Notes: First suggested by Amelioratrix here.

Also available at AO3.

When Steve offered, he wasn’t expecting laughter... )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Catch
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Steve accidentally kisses Tony during a battle. Tony accidentally has phone sex in a bath. Probably neither of these are really all that accidental.

Also available at AO3.

They've done the catch a thousand times before... )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Comfort Food
Rating: G
Summary: Tony, against his will, introduces Steve and Natasha to Ore-Ida's finest.

Also available at AO3.

Tony was, strangely enough, the one who originally introduced them. )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Brothers In Arms
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky Barnes gets a tune-up, a new pet, and a home.
Beta thanks to: [ profile] hailtherandom, [ profile] knottahooker, [ profile] spiderine, and Anya, all of whom inspired what was cool or fixed what was broken or both.
Notes on inspiration: Inspired by this wonderful piece of art which was linked to me by Meariver. While this wasn't a direct inspiration, about 3/4 of the way through the story Blackestglass linked me to this post about Luxo the miniature light-painting robot, which is well worth sharing as well.
Notes on rank: I don't believe Sam's rank is mentioned or indicated in the film anywhere; I couldn't find information on it at the various wikis, so I made him a Major, high-ranking enough to suit his talents but not so high ranking he would be unrealistically young.

Also available at AO3.

A leather jacket, a motorcycle helmet, and a prosthetic arm. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Three Sentence Alternate Universe Fics
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence; homophobic language; fleeting mention of dubcon
Summary: A series of three sentence fanfics written to prompt, focused on Alternate Universes.

Also available at AO3.

Three Sentence Alternate Universe Fics )
sam_storyteller: (Blue Moon Coffee)
Title: I Only Pretend To Know Everything
Rating: R
Summary: Steve and Natasha find a little comfort in each other (and in Sam Wilson's guest bedroom).
Warnings: Spoilers for CA2.

Also available at AO3.

I lied. )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: Dot To Dot
Rating: G
Summary: Isobel Barton wants to know who's cleaning up after Tony, if Dummy got turned into a real live boy.
Notes: A crossover between my Hawkeye And Anklebiter fanfic, in which Clint is a father, and Scifigrl47's Tales Of The Bots universe, in which Tony's robot Dummy is also DJ, a four-year-old boy with a penchant for chaos.
Warnings: Vague references to Clint's abusive childhood.

Also available at AO3.

When Dummy suddenly became DJ, Clint kept Izzy out of it. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Kiss The Sky
Rating: R
Summary: Steve's not sure where he is, or how he got there, or why there's a tentacle there, but at least he's having fun.
Warnings: Dubious consent; inadvertent/involuntary (but not, I think it's important to differentiate, unwelcome) drug use.
Notes: Originally written for the Dubious Consentacles throwdown on tumblr, a competition designed to increase the number of fics with the Dubious Consentacles tag on AO3 and get the tag canonized. A history of how it came about may be found here. I am pleased to say Kiss The Sky was the contest winner!

Also available at AO3.

There was a distant sound of shattering glass. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Three Step
Rating: R (Steve/Natasha/Bucky)
Summary: "How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of three-way relationship?"
Warnings: Sex while intoxicated; I don't consider it dubcon, your mileage may vary.
Notes: Written in response to this magnificent text from the Avengers. Thanks to [ profile] whothehellishistorymiss for her help with characterising Bucky!

Also available at AO3.

The first time it happened they were drunk... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
These are a series of fanfics written in collaboration with (sometimes in cheerful theft from) [ profile] ironfries. All images link back to her original image posts and are used with permission.

These are all also available at AO3.

Title: Diplomacy
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Most of politics is masturbation.
Warnings: None.
Notes: This is in the "Commander Steve/Director Tony" vein; while they were never in those positions concurrently, it's become a bit of a tumblr trope.

Diplomacy )

Title: Solarium
Rating: R (Steve/Tony, but the rating is mainly for violence)
Summary: If people would just stop making problems for Director Stark, Captain Rogers wouldn’t have to beat them to death.
Warnings: Violence, gore, extreme dysfunctional codependence, murder
Notes: The idea is not mine -- it comes from askjxc on tumblr, who suggested the premise in this comic.

Solarium )

Title: The Redeemer
Rating: PG-13 (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Angels and demons aren't meant to be together, but Steriel and Tonoth have never been ordinary.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Angel/Demon AU. The first part of this fic was actually a later addition inspired by stark-spangled-lovers on tumblr.

The Redeemer )

Title: The Blood's Perimeter
Rating: R (Steve/Tony/Pepper)
Summary: Steve has some unique needs now that he's a super soldier. (Vampire AU)
Warnings: Mild bloodplay.

The Blood's Perimeter )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Mint In Box
Rating: PG (Clint/Coulson)
Summary: Phil no longer owns a Captain America board game, but the trade-off is acceptable.
Beta credit: Thanks to [ profile] spiderine, [ profile] gypsylady, and [ profile] kallaneboi for betas!
Notes: This was actually cowritten, at least to start, by myself and raiining on tumblr, after I posted an image of the Captain America board game that used to be advertised in Avengers comics back in the sixties.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

When he was young, Phil had a Captain America board game. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)

Title: Works No Longer In Progress, 2013
Rating: G through PG-13
Warnings: There's one instance of dubcon due to sex pollen, and some descriptions of injuries.
Notes: Every year I do a post of all the bits of fic I couldn't find a place for. Some stand alone pretty well; most are just starts I don't have the interest or energy to finish.

Part One

Ian Rogers and Anthony Stark )

Darcy Lewis, Agent Of SHIELD )

Clint Barton Joins SHIELD )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)

Title: Works No Longer In Progress, 2013
Rating: G through PG-13
Warnings: There's one instance of dubcon due to sex pollen, and some descriptions of injuries.
Notes: Every year I do a post of all the bits of fic I couldn't find a place for. Some stand alone pretty well; most are just starts I don't have the interest or energy to finish.

Also available at AO3.

Sherlock Holmes )

Doctor Who )

Nero Wolfe )

Suits )

Avengers Shortfic )

Iron Man Identity Porn )

Ultimates Kidfic )

Steve's Unexpected Threesome )

Part Two

sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Part One

Rating: R
Warnings: None
Summary: Loki needs advice, and Captain America is just the man to help.
Notes: This is a weird little appendix to my Coulson's Eleven AU.
Prompt: lisechen: while you are stoned, i feel i should shamelessly take advantage of this unprecedented opportunity, and nudge you gently towards loki/natasha from your marvelous (aha!) Coulson's Eleven AU.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

But it's only sex. I mean it is only sex, yes? )

Rating: PG
Warnings: Character death, sort of.
Summary: Steve Rogers discovers the Grinch, but he already knew Dr. Seuss...
Prompt: Anonymous: You still taking Hydrocodone Theater requests? It occurred to me today that Steve's probably never heard of the Grinch, and that Tony probably references it a lot around Christmas.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

Theodore Geisel’s career began with political cartooning, ad graphics, and humorous illustration in 1927. )

Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Dummy discovers self-expression through sculpture.

prostheticknowledge: MATAERIAL: A 3D Printing system that can create forms without the hindrance of gravity.

copperbadge: Well fuck, someone taught Dummy to sculpt.

knottahooker: STEVE’S FAULT.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

Steve didn’t feel this could accurately be called his fault. )

Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Ian and Anthony's first holiday season on Earth 616 is a little rocky, but the Rogers boys and the Stark boys can survive anything if they stick together.
Prompt: Sam: I took some drugs. I should do a hydrocodone midnight theatre, I’m dozy enough.

Based on an unfinished story about Ian Rogers and Anthony Stark here.

Also available at AO3.

As the autumn wore on, it became evident to the adults that there was some kind of information fatigue setting in. )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
This is a compendium of the "Hydrocodone Midnight Theatre" posts I did while I was recovering from surgery in late November. Essentially I would sit up after my folks went to bed and write fanfic to various prompts while tripping out on my (prescribed!) painkillers.

tehnakki: I love how suggestible you are when stoned! I should have spent today preparing weird fic ideas to take advantage of you in this state.
copperbadge: I’m spending like the next four days on high doses of opiates, so you’ve got time...

You can find all the original posts plus various side discussions under this tag on tumblr.

Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Pepper Potts has a secret past.
Prompt: rielrolling: Pepper is BFFs with one of Neal Caffrey’s aliases because ~art luv~ and they meet and hijinks with Extremis and theft.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

It was about ten minutes to 'We should have left ten minutes ago'... )

Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Bucky has a firm policy: never say no to free food, especially on Thanksgiving.
Notes: Coauthored by Historymiss on Tumblr
Prompt: HistoryMiss: "Thanksgiving headcanon: Bucky totally attends every Thanksgiving dinner he’s invited to, from the group Avengers meal to the one at Becca’s home to the Capfamily one with Rikki and Steve and Sharon and Sam, and ends the day full of like 8 different turkeys and well on the way to drunk but it’s totally worth it."

Also available at AO3.

1. Maria Stark Foundation Charity Brunch )

Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: In which Tony Stark is training John Sheppard for another mouthy scientist, far in his future.
Prompt: anarialm: Look, all I want is the story about how John Sheppard and Tony Stark attended boarding school together. Is that so much to ask?

Also available at AO3. The original draft of the story may be found here.

IEL was not the most prestigious school in the country... )

Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dubious consent due to sex pollen; minor mentions of daddy kink
Summary: Sex gas, Latveria, and a SHIELD orgy.
Prompt: daroos: I was not anticipating how much I would just want an Agents of SHIELD orgy. Throw in whichever Avengers you think might be fun, but fer serious, can all of them just have a mad 70’s sex party on the bus? Sam? Can you make this happen?

Also available at AO3. The original draft of the story may be found here.

Coulson, to his credit, didn’t panic. )

Rating: G
Warnings: None
Summary: Watson chivvies Sherlock Holmes out of his rooms, again.
Prompt: Based on this photograph and RDJ's caption of it. romantic-chamber-of-the-heart: Now I can’t stop picturing this version of Holmes & Watson. Like the Mary Russell books but with John and Mary’s daughter who just gets called “Watson Jr.” all the time.

Also available at AO3. The original draft of this story may be found here.

Read more... )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: The Best Bad Ideas 3/3
Notes: See header in Ch1 for rating/warnings.

Chapter Two

Well, that was exciting. )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: The Best Bad Ideas 2/3
Notes: See header in Ch1 for rating/warnings.

Chapter One

Phil honestly couldn't have said, if asked... )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: The Best Bad Ideas
Rating: R
Summary: When Clint Barton put on the Captain America costume for a mission, he didn't count on Phil Coulson's reaction. Coulson didn't count on Clint crashing his new team to do something about it.
Notes: This was semi-inspired by a throwaway line in I Shall Not Want Honour In Heaven where Fury is considering putting Clint Barton in the Cap costume before Steve is found. It turned into a terrifying romantic comedy with telepaths. I can't explain it. Also, because it's a bit of a mashup, I ignored the "there are no telepaths/kinetics in AoSverse" thing.
Beta Credit, JESUS: [ profile] kallaneboi and [ profile] gypsylady gave it a look-over.
Warnings: While I wouldn't actually warn for consent issues on this one, the whole thing is a little heightened by how concerned with consent/coercion Coulson is, so tread cautiously. Also warning for kidnapping. It's a very strange story.

Also available at AO3.

I have an idea. )
sam_storyteller: (Blue Moon Coffee)
Title: Turkey Soldier
Rating: PG
Summary: Bucky has a firm policy: never say no to free food, especially on Thanksgiving.
Notes: This is a Coauthorship with the delightful HistoryMiss. It began as HistoryMiss's headcanon: "Thanksgiving headcanon: Bucky totally attends every Thanksgiving dinner he’s invited to, from the group Avengers meal to the one at Becca’s home to the Capfamily one with Rikki and Steve and Sharon and Sam, and ends the day full of like 8 different turkeys and well on the way to drunk but it’s totally worth it." Copperbadge, recovering from surgery, wrote up some bits of it during a painkiller-induced writing binge, and Historymiss added other bits of it.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Turkey Soldier )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: If I Don't Wake Up Dead
Rating: R
Summary: Clint Barton -- subby, ex-carnie white trash, spy -- isn't the kind of guy Captain America goes for. Nobody informed Captain America of this.
Notes: Written as a very belated birthday gift for Arsenic. I hope you like it, bb!
Beta Credit, JESUS: [ profile] 51stcenturyfox and [ profile] kallaneboi did beta-reading and squeeing for me. :D
Warnings: Descriptions of extreme injury; mentions of child abuse; discussion of control and self-esteem issues; mention of potential eating disorders. Strong themes of domination and submission. Description of semi-traumatic sub-drop.

Also available at AO3.

The beating is bad. )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: Dummy's First Christmas
Rating: G
Summary: Weird and comfortable aren't mutually exclusive; Steve Rogers is going to do exactly what he wants this Christmas.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Inspired by the Tales Of The Bots 'verse by Scifigrl47, specifically Bedtime Stories And Nightmares, and posted with her (admittedly homicidal) approval. I don't often write holiday stories and I almost never write in other fans' universes, but DJ-Dummy is too good to resist. Also thanks to [ profile] kallaneboi for betas!

Also available at AO3.

When Tony walks into the living room of the penthouse, there are three things present which weren't when he left it earlier... )
sam_storyteller: (Blue Moon Coffee)
Title: Angry Genius White Noise
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Summary: One of Pepper’s favorite activities after a long day is putting on sci-fi movies and watching Tony dissect their bad science. He’ll happily spend two hours curled up against her and ranting about the flawed central plan in Armageddon and how REALLY, HE HOPES AN ASTEROID HEADS FOR EARTH, HE’LL SHOW HOLLYWOOD HOW TO REALISTICALLY AVOID AN EXTINCTION-LEVEL EVENT, DAMMIT. Pepper finds it oddly relaxing, like angry genius white noise. Add in Bruce, and she could sell tickets.
Notes: Based on a glorious art post by MaskedFangirl.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

Pepper likes to sit between them on the couch... )


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On Storytelling:

Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.
-- Henry Jenkins

Life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language.
-- Tom Stoppard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-- G. Bernard Shaw

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
-- J. Michael Strazynski

Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable. Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery, which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.
-- House M.D.

Humans? They're long gone. Vanished. Extinct. They only exist in stories.
-- Ferngully

Anton Chekov, who was a doctor, said, "Medicine is my wife; writing is my mistress."

Se non e vero, e ben trovato. (Even if it’s not true, it’s a good story.)
-- Italian Proverb

The recipe for becoming a good novelist is easy to give, but to carry it out presupposes qualities one is accustomed to overlook. One has only to make a hundred or so sketches for novels, none longer than two pages but of such distinctness that every word in them is necessary. One should write down anecdotes every day until one has learnt how to give them the most pregnant and effective form; one should be tireless in collecting and describing human types and characters; one should above all relate things to others and listen to others relate, keeping one's eyes and ears open for the effect produced on those present, one should travel like a landscape painter or costume designer. One should, finally, reflect on the motives of human actions, disdain no signpost for instruction about them and be a collector of these things by day and night. One should continue in this many-sided exercise for some ten years; what is then created in the workshop will be fit to go out into the world.
-- Nietzsche

The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much. Thieving is God's message to him. Let him try and be a good thief.
-- Samuel Butler

What is written without effort is generally read without pleasure.
-- Samuel Johnson

Same story, different versions, and all are true.
-- POTC: Dead Man's Chest

I am a humble artist
moulding my earthly clod,
adding my labour to nature's,
simply assisting God.
-- Piet Hein

Every archaeologist knows in his heart why he digs. He digs, in pity and humility, that the dead may live again, that what is past may not be forever lost, that something may be salvaged from the wrack of the ages.
-- From "The Testimony of the Spade"

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
-- Francis Bacon

It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing.
-- Seneca epistles 88 45

When asked how she acquired her knowledge of science, Octavia Butler replied, "I read."

Imagination is more important than information.
-- Albert Einstein

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