Jul. 6th, 2005
Nothing Constant, Ch. 8
Jul. 6th, 2005 12:54 amNote: While the concept of the Dream Books and their contents are mine, the dream-book image used in this chapter is from La Sorciére by Jules Michelet (printed in Paris in 1911), and was engraved by Martin van Maele. The image is not work safe.
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4
Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7
( Nothing Constant, Chapter Eight )
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4
Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7
( Nothing Constant, Chapter Eight )
Note: While the concept of the Dream Books and their contents are mine, the image used in this chapter is from La Sorciére by Jules Michelet (printed in Paris in 1911), and was engraved by Martin van Maele. The image is not work safe.
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4
Chapter 5 - Chapter 6
( Nothing Constant, Chapter 7 )
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4
Chapter 5 - Chapter 6
( Nothing Constant, Chapter 7 )
Nothing Constant, Ch. 3
Jul. 6th, 2005 12:59 amTitle: Nothing Constant, Ch. 3
Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually
Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers)
Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip.
Note: Some people may have noticed that these chapters are far shorter than my normal chapter-length; because I'm doing this mainly for my own amusement, I basically write until I come to a likely stopping place and then post. So it's not your imagination :D
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2
( An extremely effective calling card. )
Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually
Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers)
Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip.
Note: Some people may have noticed that these chapters are far shorter than my normal chapter-length; because I'm doing this mainly for my own amusement, I basically write until I come to a likely stopping place and then post. So it's not your imagination :D
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2
( An extremely effective calling card. )
Nothing Constant, Ch. 2
Jul. 6th, 2005 01:00 amTitle: Nothing Constant, ch. 2
Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually
Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers)
Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip.
Chapter 1
( 'You can't be half a divvy.' 'Technically, you can.' )
Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually
Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers)
Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip.
Chapter 1
( 'You can't be half a divvy.' 'Technically, you can.' )
Nothing Constant, Ch. 1
Jul. 6th, 2005 01:01 amFic in progress; this'll be updated sporadically in segments, probably.
Title: Nothing Constant, part 1
Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually
Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers)
Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip.
Warnings: None.
PLEASE NOTE: This story is incomplete, and I have no intentions to finish it at this time.
( Lovejoy, Meet Constantine. )
Title: Nothing Constant, part 1
Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually
Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers)
Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip.
Warnings: None.
PLEASE NOTE: This story is incomplete, and I have no intentions to finish it at this time.
( Lovejoy, Meet Constantine. )
GOOD OMENS: Commandments; PG-13, C/A
Jul. 6th, 2005 01:02 amSummary: It wasn't as though Upstairs actually frowned on actual sex.
Warnings: None.
Author's Note: please enjoy this short Good Omens fic in the grand tradition of Going Nowhere and Doing Nothing on a Saturday Morning. It would have been longer but I ran out of words and have not been to the store to buy more yet.
( Commandments )
Warnings: None.
Author's Note: please enjoy this short Good Omens fic in the grand tradition of Going Nowhere and Doing Nothing on a Saturday Morning. It would have been longer but I ran out of words and have not been to the store to buy more yet.
( Commandments )
GOOD OMENS: Goodbody; R, C/A
Jul. 6th, 2005 01:05 amSummary: Aziraphael's new body is causing some problems.
Warnings: Light bondage.
Author's Note: Yes, I'm aware that the whole "bodies" thing in the Good Omens universe more than likely doesn't work this way, but it DID say that sometimes they have to go get new ones. And also I'm aware Buddhists aren't the only ones who are all over the reincarnation groove, but I sacrificed veracity for alliteration. :D
Also available at AO3.
( Goodbody )
Warnings: Light bondage.
Author's Note: Yes, I'm aware that the whole "bodies" thing in the Good Omens universe more than likely doesn't work this way, but it DID say that sometimes they have to go get new ones. And also I'm aware Buddhists aren't the only ones who are all over the reincarnation groove, but I sacrificed veracity for alliteration. :D
Also available at AO3.
( Goodbody )
GOOD OMENS: Some Strange Race; C/A
Jul. 6th, 2005 01:06 amSummary: Aziraphael and Crowley are a new breed of angel.
Warnings: None.
Rating: R
Notes: This was previously two separate stories, Some Strange Race and The Seconds Slim. It was rewritten in 2013 to form one single story.
Original posting date unknown.
Now available at AO3.
( Some Strange Race )
Warnings: None.
Rating: R
Notes: This was previously two separate stories, Some Strange Race and The Seconds Slim. It was rewritten in 2013 to form one single story.
Original posting date unknown.
Now available at AO3.
( Some Strange Race )
Summary: The true story of how Bernard Black acquired his bookshop.
Warnings: None.
Now a podfic by
blueyeti! And available in Russian.
Also available at AO3.
( That's Why They Call It A Gift )
Warnings: None.
Now a podfic by
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Also available at AO3.
( That's Why They Call It A Gift )
GOOD OMENS: Short Fic
Jul. 6th, 2005 12:01 pmThese are unrated but generally fall in the PG to PG-13 area.
Warnings: None
( 2.13.04 ) ( GO/Queer Eye: Four Horsemen ) ( Iulius ) ( Shaving ) ( Tetris ) ( Cake ) ( Next Year In... ) ( Aziraphael Fell )
Warnings: None
( 2.13.04 ) ( GO/Queer Eye: Four Horsemen ) ( Iulius ) ( Shaving ) ( Tetris ) ( Cake ) ( Next Year In... ) ( Aziraphael Fell )
Required Reading; PG
Jul. 6th, 2005 01:00 pmTitle: Required Reading
Fandom: Good Omens
Summary: Aziraphael has a book recommendation for young demonologists everywhere.
Notes: Inspired by
hija_paloma. Sorry there isn't any sex in it, Dove.
Warnings: None.
Also available at AO3.
( Required Reading )
Fandom: Good Omens
Summary: Aziraphael has a book recommendation for young demonologists everywhere.
Notes: Inspired by
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Warnings: None.
Also available at AO3.
( Required Reading )
Act of Redemption
Jul. 6th, 2005 01:01 pmTitle: Act of Redemption
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: G.
Summary: After the world failed to end, Crowley got depressed.
Warnings: None.
Also available at AO3.
( Act of Redemption )
Author's Endnotes: I feel that this is probably gratuitous, but one never knows. I poke fun at Crowley's depression, but I mean no offence to those who are diagnosed or struggling with clinical depression. I am myself. Thankfully I tend to have a sense of humour about it.
And I know it's spelled "-phale". I am a willful youngster and do not care.
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: G.
Summary: After the world failed to end, Crowley got depressed.
Warnings: None.
Also available at AO3.
( Act of Redemption )
Author's Endnotes: I feel that this is probably gratuitous, but one never knows. I poke fun at Crowley's depression, but I mean no offence to those who are diagnosed or struggling with clinical depression. I am myself. Thankfully I tend to have a sense of humour about it.
And I know it's spelled "-phale". I am a willful youngster and do not care.
Corrupted File. PG-13, Good Omens.
Jul. 6th, 2005 01:09 pmThis was coauthored by myself and
villainny some time ago.
Summary: Aziraphael knew better than to go drinking with Crowley.
Warnings: None
( Corrupted File )
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Summary: Aziraphael knew better than to go drinking with Crowley.
Warnings: None
( Corrupted File )