sam_storyteller | Style (Dexter/NCIS)

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Style (Dexter/NCIS)

Title: Style
Rating: PG-13 for gore and violence
Summary: Dexter makes a friend.
Fandoms: Dexter, NCIS
Warnings: Mention of rape; graphic depictions of implicitly-condoned serial murder.

Originally Posted 2.10.09

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I knew the first time we met that he was a kindred spirit. It's something about the eyes, and the way we move.

Local NCIS stole a case from us when we found out he was a Marine, and they kept hitting a dead end so they asked for some hotshot from DC. They got the hotshot they wanted, too: Tony DiNozzo, all swagger and classic films and handsome sharp smiles. I kept my hand in the case because I'm better at spatter than their guys and they knew it, which is why I got to meet Agent DiNozzo, and give him the grin -- the one that says, I know what you are.

We both figured out who it was pretty early on. There was a guy, and a little girl who got raped, and her dead Marine daddy. We were still looking for proof the guy raped the girl and killed her dad when we both realised it was a race.

Not to catch him and convict him. Oh no. Just a race to find him. A private race. Between Dexter and DiNozzo.

He got there first.

Well, I wasn't far behind, actually.

I walked in when he was elbows-deep in the guts of a living man. I liked DiNozzo; he's got flair, so I let him live even though he was poaching on my territory. He got scared, of course, until I picked up a knife and said, which is pretty snappy if I say so myself, "Mind if I cut in?"

After we finished having our fun, we had a few beers (he brought a cooler). "Rule Fifteen: never drink on the job; wait until after. That's what my boss says," he said to me.

"I like his style," I said. "He teach you how to cut like that?"

DiNozzo shook his head. "Nah. I watch a lot of autopsies. And I have this friend, Abbs. She likes crime scene photos, the gorier the better, she's always got something new to show me. She's seen some of my work. Doesn't know it though."

"You keep a kill count? Souvenirs?"

"Can't afford to." He laughed then. "You know what's funny? I've been accused of murder like...three times. And none of them were ever my hit. They've tossed my place, they've put me in cuffs, they've interrogated me for three murders I never committed. One time they thought I was a biter."

"Are you?"

"Ew, and no," he said. I shrugged. Takes all kinds. "I've killed eighteen scumbags who richly deserved it, but I didn't shoot my girlfriend's dad either. Even if he probably deserved it too. So," he added. "You like blood."

"Yeah. You?"

"I like classic film," he said contemplatively. "So, where do you dump around here?"

"I got a boat. Want me to handle it?"

He lit up with a smile. "Would you? I was worried about that."

"Sure, no problem."

"Hey, listen, I really didn't mean to steal your thunder here. You come up to DC sometime, I'll give you a tour, we'll have some fun."

I gave him my business card.

"You really don't keep any souvenirs at all?" I asked, as we parted ways.

"It's all up here," he said, tapping his temple. "Be seeing you, Dex."

"Seeya, DiNozzo."

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But the slaps to the head would get just a little bit harder on certain cases.

By the way, Abby knows.

Of course Abbs knows. Why else would she have such a huge crush on Tony? He's normally not her type... until now.

Poor Tony's at such a disadvantage though. If someone hurt Abby, he'd just love to eviscerate them -- but Gibbs would get there first, and all he'd be able to do was defile the remains.

Well, not really. I think Gibbs would be torturing the guy for a very long time. He would want the person who hurt Abby to hurt a thousand times more. I remember that look on his face when he thought something had happened to her when she was being stalked.

Or the time she was kidnapped, or the 18dozen times they thought someone was in her lab :D Gibbs is so fond of the clean kill, though. Maybe he'd let Tony do the torturing and then make sure he got to do the execution...

Can you write this please? Please? Because it would be awesome. And it might be because I'm a hardcore Gibbs/Abby shipper and I think it's totally true, but also because you write amazingly well.

Back to class now...

Gibbs/Abby represent! Me too :D It's the way whenever he's in her lab he's all, hi there, let me get way into your personal space and rub up against you while you tell me fun sciency things...

Seriously! I get into these long, silly debates with my room mate about this. She is totally against it, but, Hello. Season one he actually smacks her ass. And the personal space thing. Oh, Gibbs/Abby, how I love you.

You writing Gibbs/Abby fic would pretty much make my life right now, Sam. The fact that at this point it would seriously be that easy is kind of sad, but true.

He does quite the assgrab in S5 too, or possibly early S6 -- the episode where she's on rollerskates, he bodychecks her a little to stop her and BAM ASSGRAB :D

I have a whole theory of shipping on NCIS, which includes secondary and tertiary ships. I'm just waiting to articulate them until I've finished S6. They include Tony-->Gibbs, Tony/McGee, McGee/Abby Best Gay Friendship, Ducky/Gibbs Past Tense, and Ziva Makes Bad Choices With Strangers. :D

Speaking of shipping, last night, when Tony was trapped at Gibbs's desk while Gibbs was rummaging in it -- he DID shove his head into Tony's crotch for a minute, I didn't imagine that, right?

Gibbs. Such a tease.

(I do have a half-assed Gibbs/Abby started, but I'm not sure where it's going yet.)

Ack! Clicked wrong button. Probably not good to make the face/gesture combination I just did while pretending to pay attention to social psychology, but whatever.

I actually haven't seen last nights episode yet, but it's on the agenda for today. I'll certainly look for the crotch thing when I watch it later, though.

I have slight issues imagining Gibbs with a guy, but that could because of the epic right that is Gibbs/Abby (in my mind at least). I'm totally with the rest of your theory though.

I wish I could find a way to will your story into knowing where it's headed.

See, I think I've just conflated Gibbs with a very stonefaced version of Jack Harkness -- up for anything, but only with the right person. So he is epically into Abby and they play a lot of dirty games together and she's okay that he sometimes brings Tony around because wow, Tony and Gibbs, right? And poor Tony would just keep pining otherwise. Even though Abby and Gibbs both know that Tony and McGee are pretty much destined to be together.

And Ducky is totally the ex that he eventually became best friends with. :D Which is why whenever anyone's having issues with Gibbs, HAVE YOU NOTICED, they go to Ducky. :D

I guess in that sort of situation, I can see it. You're so right about the thing with Ducky, which might be what sort of sells me on it. Ducky does seem to know the most about him out of everyone on the team, even more than Jenn, who, you know, was canonically with him. The Abby/McGee best gay friend thing is so right. My room mate is all about the two of them, but it really is a gay best friend thing. Think McGee pines for Tony? That could be interesting.

You know you need to write about all of this, Sam.

So much fanfic, so little time.

Canonically Ducky knew Gibbs a lot longer than Jenny did, and I think they've just plain shared more life experiences than anyone else, and the only real way to learn about Gibbs is to be around him because god knows he never TELLS PEOPLE anything.

I'm convinced that Abby and McGee broke up because he realised he was gay and she's the first person he came out to (nobody officially knows, but come on). I don't think McGee pines for Tony, he knows him too well -- I don't think McGee realises that Tony's really into him. TONY doesn't realise it because Tony believes himself to be straight, straight, straight. I suspect Abby will have to point it out to McGee, who will somehow have to induce Tony's gaypiphany.

SO MANY FAAAAANFICS TO WRITE....

This is sounding better and better... I can imagine McGee being nervous about telling Abby, but her being totally cool about it.

Not to bring another fandom into this, but if we had Dr. Horrible's freeze ray we could stop the world, adding more time and thus be able to write all the fan fics ever. Of course, this requires a freeze ray actually existing in real life which is a bit complicated.

The fan fic, Sam, it's eating my brain alive. How is it possible to get any work done now?

My favourite scene that I have not written yet is the one where Abby tries to "help" DiNozzo realise that he's gay, and somehow makes it worse, and McGee fires her. Can't you see him? "Abby, you are so fired!"

Also, Tony's realisation, a few hours after he has the gaypiphany, that "Then...I have a huge crush on Gibbs, don't I." "Yup." "Oh my god, does he know?" "Yup."

....This. It must be had. It's so perfect.

Seriously, I'm speechless at its awesome.

It's hard to argue against the Tony/McGee thing (not that I am trying, because I'm not) when a few episodes ago Tony PRETENDED TO BE A GIRL online to go out with McGee. I really want to see them, now.

I DIED LAUGHING when Tony admitted it was him. Also the infamous wrestling-in-the-therapist's-office scene.

"Special agents McGee and DiNozzo."
"Very special agents."

I love this show, and this fic-that-shall-be.

I can kind of see Ziva and Tony together at some point. The sheer amount of flirtation that goes on there is ridiculous. And he totally gets jealous when she goes off to Israel for a vacation and won't tell him if she's seeing someone there.

I think they just do the sexual tension between Tony and Ziva/Kate, just to have it there. Remember all the tension between him and Kate? I thought they both were going to explode by the end. I kinda think that's why Tony ended up doing the undercover work for Jenny.

I can see Ziva and Tony together, both outside of canon and in canon, but I can't see it being very interesting, is the thing. I think it's because that's the sum total of their relationship: two hot people attracted to each other despite not liking each other. Ziva gets infinitely more interesting with almost anyone else. Especially Gibbs, though if that happened Abby would have to cut a bitch.

Abby would so have to cut a bitch. I just read your post to my roommate and she was agreeing with you up until the last sentence, where there was an eye roll. Ziva with random people could be fun, depending on the random people.

You were so right about the crotch thing with Gibbs in that last episode. He's right up in Tony's business, so to speak.

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*dies*

Watching Deliverance now (apparently netflix decided to not put the last two episodes on watch instantly...). Tony- "That's why I prefer the fur hand cuffs. Not really, Boss. That's for her. I don't wear the cuffs." All I can think is that really, Tony would not be wearing the cuffs in a Gibbs/Tony relationship.

Totally agree on Gibb's attitude.

And Abby totally DOES know... I can see it now...

Ack, I don't have time to steal people's plot bunnies and write fic right now, lol.

Abby totally figured it out the third or fourth time Tony seemed to really enjoy looking at certain crimescene photos with her...:D

(This all explains why they were so frantic to get Tony off the carrier while he was Agent Afloat. Hard to cover up a vigilante killing on a carrier!)

OMG! That so works, and why Abby and Gibbs were so sure he didn't kill the legless chick or the Frog..... Tony is MUCH smoother than those murders.

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