My favourite scene that I have not written yet is the one where Abby tries to "help" DiNozzo realise that he's gay, and somehow makes it worse, and McGee fires her. Can't you see him? "Abby, you are so fired!"

Also, Tony's realisation, a few hours after he has the gaypiphany, that "Then...I have a huge crush on Gibbs, don't I." "Yup." "Oh my god, does he know?" "Yup."