Ack! Clicked wrong button. Probably not good to make the face/gesture combination I just did while pretending to pay attention to social psychology, but whatever.

I actually haven't seen last nights episode yet, but it's on the agenda for today. I'll certainly look for the crotch thing when I watch it later, though.

I have slight issues imagining Gibbs with a guy, but that could because of the epic right that is Gibbs/Abby (in my mind at least). I'm totally with the rest of your theory though.

I wish I could find a way to will your story into knowing where it's headed.