[sticky entry] Sticky: MASTER FIC LIST

Feb. 1st, 2011 12:00 pm
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Slash Fic
Title: Arms And The Man
Rating: R (Tony/Steve)
Fandom: Theoretically, Avengers; realistically, Iron Man and Captain America movieverses.
Warnings: Brief mentions of PTSD, some not entirely consensual smooching.
Summary: His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.
Notes: I don't really read the comics regularly. This is pure movieverse. Hope that's not too jarring...
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox lulzed and fixed my Forties, and [livejournal.com profile] juniper200 fixed my commas, or at least tried to. The remaining broken ones are my stubborn intractability given grammatical form.

There was this woman. )
Gen Fic
Title: Come Go With Me
Rating: PG (Gen)
Fandom: Suits
Summary: Harvey started out in the mail room, but Jessica's always been good at spotting potential.
Warnings: None.
Beta Credit: [personal profile] arsenicjade made it spiffy! And put up with my waffling about how to end it.
Notes: Title from the Staple Singers song If You're Ready. Also I'd like it noted for the record that the bit about the DA's office was written before 1.11 aired...

Now in Russian!

It really wasn't any of Jessica's business... )
Gen Fic
Title: Quarantine
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Fandom: Suits (some minor Mike/Harvey)
Summary: After a client pukes on Mike and dies, Pearson Hardman is put under quarantine. The Associates go feral, the Paralegals build a fort, and Mike ends up in Harvey's office watching Inherit The Wind -- at least until Harvey notices something is wrong...
Notes: Written for the kinkmeme. I'm gonna need a Suits icon if this keeps up....

Can I hide in here? )
Slash Fic
Title: Or Down You Fall
Rating: R
Fandom: Suits; Mike/Harvey
Warnings: Drug use, consensual sex while intoxicated.
Summary: Drug testing at Pearson Hardman does not have its desired preventative effect. (Sex, drugs, and a little bit of Soul.)
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] arsenicjade made it even happier!

Three months to the day after Mike's last drug test, Louis tests him again. )
Crossover Fic
Title: God's And Satan's Brood
Fandoms: Suits/American Psycho crossover
Rating: R
Summary: Sean and Patrick Bateman just want Harvey to be part of the family.
Notes: This was actually a fill for a kinkmeme prompt, which is most unlike me. You can find the original prompt and fill here.
Warnings: Mention of drug abuse and rape; attempted incest; profanity and graphic violent imagery.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] spiderine is awesomesauce.

In the morning, Harvey gets out from under his thousand-threadcount Egyptian cotton sheets... )
Alternate Universe
Title: The Hired Man
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Peter Burke, ex-FBI agent, met Neal Caffrey, thief, during a bar fight. Peter was in need of a job, and Neal was in need of a bodyguard. Everything was going fine until this art-restorer named Elizabeth hired them to steal a statue...
Notes: Do I need to actually say this is an AU? This is an AU. It's based off a short AU I wrote in a post ironically titled 5 AUs Sam Didn't Write.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox and [personal profile] girlpearl fixed what was broken!
Warnings: None.

On the way to St Louis he hired a bodyguard. There were good reasons to do so....there was also a certain prestige to traveling with a hired man.
-- Titanic Thompson, The Man Who Bet On Everything

They met during a bar fight. )
White Collar
Title: The Art Of The Ask
Rating: G
Ships: Peter/Elizabeth background
Summary: Fundraising Neal Caffrey style might be exhausting, but it's never going to be boring.
Notes: This story is a happy story with an optional depressing ending. The optional depressing ending will have a header, so you can skip it if you want to. I like people to be voluntary in their misery!
Beta Credit, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox and [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 helped me make this readable. [livejournal.com profile] juniper200 contributed some of the funnier dialogue :D

Back when he was still working for the Bureau, Neal used to say that there was a museum for everything in New York... )
White Collar
Title: Five White Collar AUs Sam Didn't Write
Rating: Nothing over PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: These are five AUs that could have been long fics, but aren't. One crossover, two alternate histories, and two alternate realities.
Notes: Hell with it, I don't even know how to deal with this show right now, but I had this stuff written...

IF SOMEONE WANTED TO EXPAND ON ANY OF THESE

THAT WOULD BE FINE BY ME

Five AUs )
Slash Fic
Title: Life Noir
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R (Nick Halden/Vincent Adler; Nick Halden/Kate Moreau background)
Warnings: I wouldn't call it dubcon but the sex gets a little unexpectedly rough.
Summary: Noir is popularly defined as a genre "in which no one is innocent".
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 made this awesomer than it was!

Part I: Nick

Part II: Vincent )
Slash Fic
Title: Life Noir
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R (Nick Halden/Vincent Adler; Nick Halden/Kate Moreau background)
Warnings: I wouldn't call it dubcon but the sex gets a little unexpectedly rough.
Summary: Noir is popularly defined as a genre "in which no one is innocent".
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 made this awesomer than it was!

Part I: Nick )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: While what happens at the end of this chapter isn't a panic attack, it's enough of an altered state that I want to warn for it.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh

Master Post
Chapter Nineteen

Sunday morning, Elizabeth came downstairs to find Peter and Neal in a heated debate about pastry. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Scene play gone briefly wrong; panic attacks.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh

Master Post
Chapter Eighteen

Neal slept late on Sunday, and woke to find Mozzie and June playing cards... )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Brief graphic violence.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh

Master Post
Chapter Seventeen

Peter woke the next morning from crazy dreams... )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh

Master Post
Chapter Sixteen

Neal Caffrey, American, 1980 - , The Forged Frame. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

Master Post
Chapter Fifteen

Neal didn't spend quite as pleasant an evening as Peter. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Brief discussion of suicide -- suicidal ideation, mostly.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh

Master Post
Chapter Fourteen

They found Mozzie almost before they knew he was lost. )
White Collar
Title: Eternal Springtime
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Neal's spent thirty years dreaming about snowball fights.
Notes: Have you noticed it's always spring on White Collar?
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh, [livejournal.com profile] spiderine, [personal profile] girlpearl, and [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 made this better than once it was!

Does it seem like winter's been really mild this year? )
White Collar
Title: Horse Thieves And Mathematicians
Rating: PG-13 (violence, profanity)
Warnings: Some gore.
Summary: Peter was sixteen when he met Reese Hughes for the first time. It may have made an impression.

Jesus Christ. Big Pete, look at you. )
White Collar
Title: Horse Thieves And Mathematicians
Rating: PG-13 (violence, profanity)
Warnings: Some gore.
Summary: Peter was sixteen when he met Reese Hughes for the first time. It may have made an impression.
Notes: The stuff about the FBI loophole is made up. We call it "artistic license".
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, and [personal profile] 51stcenturyfox beta'd the heck out of this thing.

Excuse me. We're looking for Big Pete? )
Blue Moon Coffee
These are quotes taken from the beta-reading of Rematch, which like its prequel Paper Chase was beta'd in Google Docs by six people at once. The commas! They suffer!

I can't edit my own damn story because every time I try to save it, one of you is already saving it and it cuts me off. )
Crossover Fic
Title: Rematch
Rating: PG-13 (violence and language)
Warnings: Relatively graphic violence

Chapter One

You didn't think you could play a game without me? )
Crossover Fic
Title: Rematch
Rating: PG-13 (violence and language)
Warnings: Relatively graphic violence
Summary: Neal and Sherlock's rematch in London was the high point of the International Law Enforcement Conference -- until Neal's tracker went dark.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] juniper200, [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [livejournal.com profile] spiderine, [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh. Oh god, the commas. If you'd like to see what it's like to be beta'd by this horde, check out The Beta Quotes File for Rematch.
Notes: Sequel to Paper Chase.

Now in Russian!

Two consultants were credited with catching the serial killer known as the Red Painter. )

Radio Play

Mar. 19th, 2011 11:45 am
White Collar
Title: Radio Play
Rating: So very R (Peter/El/Neal)
Warnings: Exhibitionism/voyeurism; light consensual bondage.
Summary: Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] spiderine, [livejournal.com profile] juniper200, and [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox

Peter can remember the first time Neal went off his tracker for a case. )
White Collar
Title: Keep Calm And Carry Crowbars
Rating: PG
Summary: Someone stole billions of dollars in art from Vincent Adler. Neal didn't do it, but he's about to find out who did.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] darthrami inspired and gave the first edit, and [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, and [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 polished it up.
Notes: AU. BIG, SCREAMING AU. I in no way think this is anywhere approaching what's going to happen in canon. Inspired by a thread with [livejournal.com profile] darthrami here, but that'll spoil it if you read it first...

There would be problems. )
White Collar
Title: Safety Meeting
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Jones and Diana talk shop, promotions, politics, and the sex lives of their colleagues during the weekly Friday Night Safety Meeting.
Notes: You can't blame Jean for this, or even Dove. The blame for this rests squarely on the shoulders of [livejournal.com profile] spiderine, who asked for Jones-Diana BFF fic. Safety Meetings are the one thing I'm truly nostalgic about when I think about grad school.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 and [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox flogged me with parallel construction!

Jones, Diana, Christie, and the Baby Fibbies. )
White Collar
Title: In The Meantime
Rated: G
Warnings: None.
Summary: There's only one thing scarier than Peter Burke...
Notes: While I am perfectly happy with Peter and Elizabeth as a cheerfully child-free couple, it was recently pointed out to me that Neal and Mozzie with Burke Junior would be nothing less than hilarious.

Ee-o-Eleven... )

Update. )
White Collar
Title: Neal Caffrey Versus The BBC
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.
Notes: This came about as a result of what was actually an Ocean's Eleven reference but could so easily have been a Blake's Seven reference, if Neal Caffrey were a closet fan of classic Beeb scifi.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] spiderine, [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh, [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, and [personal profile] girlpearl (who is responsible for inspiring the manip. BLAME HER.)

Also now there is illustration! See Jenna's sketch of the cosplayers here.
And a podfic! Recorded by [livejournal.com profile] circlette and available for download here.

Bow ties are cool, Peter. )
White Collar
Title: I Know A Guy Who Knows A Guy
Rating: R (Neal/Mozzie)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Mozzie has a thing for safehouses and arrogant young con men. Neal has a thing for Mozzie.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 kicks ass and takes names.

Excuse me, sir, are you his partner? )
White Collar
The Seven Man Con - Story Notes

Chapter One
Chapter Two

Neal: Before you get your badge back, there's a seven-man con that I've been meaning to --
Peter: No. The Burke's Seven is hereby disbanded.

As soon as the words were out of Neal's mouth, I started thinking about it. )
White Collar
Title: The Seven Man Con 2/2
Rating: PG-13 (Canon ships only; a bit of Neal -> Other People, but nothing concrete.)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal still dreams of the big cons -- but now they have a familiar cast of characters.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 beta'd this. SHE BETA'D IT HARD.

Chapter One

Next time we pull a hundred and twenty million dollar theft, Diana, I promise you can be the one to go to Florence. )
White Collar
Title: The Seven Man Con 1/2
Rating: PG-13 (Canon ships only; a bit of Neal -> Other People, but nothing concrete.)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal still dreams of the big cons -- but now they have a familiar cast of characters.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 beta'd this. SHE BETA'D IT HARD.

Ocean's Eleven is a fun movie but Danny Ocean, in Neal Caffrey's professional opinion, was a hack job. Neal could do it with nine. )
Alternate Universe
Title: Oh, What A Show
Rating: PG (Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine/Ragnell)
Summary: Circus Camelot has a building it doesn't own, a trick rider who just ran off to do panto, and a serious sponsor problem. Fortunately, it also has Merlin Emrys, master illusionist, and Arthur Pendragon, prince of tumblers.

Chapter One

Chapter Two )
Alternate Universe
Title: Oh, What A Show
Rating: PG (Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine/Ragnell)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Circus Camelot has a building it doesn't own, a trick rider who just ran off to do panto, and a serious sponsor problem. Fortunately, it also has Merlin Emrys, master illusionist, and Arthur Pendragon, prince of tumblers.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [personal profile] girlpearl gave me this disorder, but at least she helped me clean up afterwards. [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 was her usual lovely grammar-and-style pickin' self.
Notes: I don't even know, you guys. I just don't know.

Chapter One )

Symmetry

Jan. 17th, 2011 03:31 pm
Torchwood
Title: Symmetry
Rating: PG
Warning: Discussion of canon minor-character deaths.
Summary: Ianto buys Tosh a drink. It's just symmetry.
Notes: For my <1000 project. Clocks in around 1200 words.

Tosh! Tosh, hey, wait a minute. )
White Collar
Title: Make It Pop
Rating: PG-13 (Tim/Matt)
Warnings: None
Fandom: White Collar RPF.
Summary: "Tim's going to do it" is going to get Matt Bomer in trouble some day.
Notes: Will make much more sense after watching this video of Matt and Tim at Comic-Con, dancing to Tik Tok. Also that may redeem the song Tik Tok for you. Written for my <1000 challenge. Actually about 1400 words.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 did her best to make me not suck, and [personal profile] girlpearl corrected my spelling of Ke$ha. :D

Comic-Con was insane. )
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Harry Of The Caves
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Merlin doesn't trust this new tournament knight at all. He probably has good reason.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: It's like [personal profile] girlpearl and [livejournal.com profile] misswinterhill are telepathically linked.
Notes: Part of my "Under 1000" challenge. This clocks at around 1400, actually, but it's the spirit of the thing; I'm not going to go butchering a perfectly good story just to cram it into a thousand words. The goal is to get in a good writing headspace by setting a rule, not to apply the rule ruthlessly to what is already produced.

Harry Of The Caves )
Gen Fic
Title: Ben Sherman And The Lion
Rating: PG-13 (for The Swears)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Ben and Cooper get a home invasion call that turns out to be a little more than Ben bargained for.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [personal profile] girlpearl has been after me to write this forever. [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox and [livejournal.com profile] gypsylady got in on the action too.
Notes: This is part of my "Under 1000" challenge to myself; it clocks in at around 900 words.

Ben Sherman And The Lion )

Lost Loves

Dec. 24th, 2010 11:36 pm
White Collar
Title: Lost Loves
Rating: PG
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] juniper200 gave me the idea. [livejournal.com profile] amand_r is to blame for several other elements. This is a crossover but to explain the other fandoms would seriously ruin everything.
Summary: Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

Now a podfic by [livejournal.com profile] cantapodpatrol!

The video footage was inconclusive. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

Chapter Thirteen

Neal was almost dressed the next morning, just fitting his cufflinks in, when Mozzie called. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

Chapter Twelve

The next morning, Peter put on the shirt that made his skin look warm and the tie that made his shirt look tacky, asking Neal which knot to tie. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

Chapter Eleven

Elizabeth came back from her last trip at two in the afternoon, and didn't expect either Peter or Neal to be at the airport waiting for her. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

Chapter Ten

The day they caught their perp and Sara went home from witness protection, Neal in tow and dutifully carrying her file boxes, they both almost died. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

Chapter Nine

Neal had a desk at the FBI, like any real agent, with a computer and a phone and some file folders. )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

Chapter Eight

The request, when it came, startled Peter; he'd been expecting something, but this wasn't it. )
White Collar
A brief note -- this is the eighth chapter of this fic, but the first chapter that deals with the events of S2, so it is the first "new" chapter to be posted. The last seven chapters were posted in a unit over the course of a week, as Chapters 8 - 14 will be. Sorry if this is a trifle confusing. The first seven chapters may be found here.

Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None. (Spoilers through all aired episodes.)
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh, [livejournal.com profile] spiderine, [personal profile] girlpearl, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [livejournal.com profile] neifile7

Originally Posted 11.15.10

Chapter Seven

Justice took almost four weeks to conclude their investigation of the explosion... )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17 for language, sexual content.
Summary: There's a place in Neal Caffrey's head where he doesn't have to lie to himself or be three steps ahead of the other guy, but so far only Peter has found it -- and Peter won't give him what he really wants. Elizabeth, meanwhile, is slowly adjusting to the idea of abetting felons...

Note: This is the end of "Season One" of Exquisite, which ends with season one of the show. There is a sequel in the works, which I'm working on as the show progresses through S2; hence the slightly anticlimactic ending to this season, which I wanted to get posted before it was jossed all to hell. Hope you've enjoyed my little retelling so far. :)

Chapter Six

When Neal walked into the office on Monday, it was with a strut and a swagger... )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17 for language, sexual content.
Summary: There's a place in Neal Caffrey's head where he doesn't have to lie to himself or be three steps ahead of the other guy, but so far only Peter has found it -- and Peter won't give him what he really wants. Elizabeth, meanwhile, is slowly adjusting to the idea of abetting felons...

Chapter Five

Peter came up with him when they got to June's place... )
White Collar
Title: Exquisite
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17 for language, sexual content.
Summary: There's a place in Neal Caffrey's head where he doesn't have to lie to himself or be three steps ahead of the other guy, but so far only Peter has found it -- and Peter won't give him what he really wants. Elizabeth, meanwhile, is slowly adjusting to the idea of abetting felons...

Chapter Four

Peter didn't like Kimberly Rice. )

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On Storytelling:

Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.
-- Henry Jenkins

Life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language.
-- Tom Stoppard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-- G. Bernard Shaw

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
-- J. Michael Strazynski

Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable. Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery, which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.
-- House M.D.

Humans? They're long gone. Vanished. Extinct. They only exist in stories.
-- Ferngully

Anton Chekov, who was a doctor, said, "Medicine is my wife; writing is my mistress."

Se non e vero, e ben trovato. (Even if it’s not true, it’s a good story.)
-- Italian Proverb

The recipe for becoming a good novelist is easy to give, but to carry it out presupposes qualities one is accustomed to overlook. One has only to make a hundred or so sketches for novels, none longer than two pages but of such distinctness that every word in them is necessary. One should write down anecdotes every day until one has learnt how to give them the most pregnant and effective form; one should be tireless in collecting and describing human types and characters; one should above all relate things to others and listen to others relate, keeping one's eyes and ears open for the effect produced on those present, one should travel like a landscape painter or costume designer. One should, finally, reflect on the motives of human actions, disdain no signpost for instruction about them and be a collector of these things by day and night. One should continue in this many-sided exercise for some ten years; what is then created in the workshop will be fit to go out into the world.
-- Nietzsche

The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much. Thieving is God's message to him. Let him try and be a good thief.
-- Samuel Butler

What is written without effort is generally read without pleasure.
-- Samuel Johnson

Same story, different versions, and all are true.
-- POTC: Dead Man's Chest

I am a humble artist
moulding my earthly clod,
adding my labour to nature's,
simply assisting God.
-- Piet Hein

Every archaeologist knows in his heart why he digs. He digs, in pity and humility, that the dead may live again, that what is past may not be forever lost, that something may be salvaged from the wrack of the ages.
-- From "The Testimony of the Spade"

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
-- Francis Bacon

It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing.
-- Seneca epistles 88 45

When asked how she acquired her knowledge of science, Octavia Butler replied, "I read."

Imagination is more important than information.
-- Albert Einstein

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