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Feb. 1st, 2011 12:00 pm
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sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
Rating: R
Artist: Lienwyn
Author: Copperbadge
Summary: The year is 1930, Prohibition and the Depression are both in full swing, and Chicago Police Detective Steve Rogers has his hands full. There's a dead body on the banks of Lake Michigan, the entire city's legal system is corrupt, and the king gangster of the North Side, Tony Stark, has taken more than a passing interest in him.

Chapter One | Chapter Two

What are you going to do? )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
Rating: R
Artist: Lienwyn
Author: Copperbadge
Summary: The year is 1930, Prohibition and the Depression are both in full swing, and Chicago Police Detective Steve Rogers has his hands full. There's a dead body on the banks of Lake Michigan, the entire city's legal system is corrupt, and the king gangster of the North Side, Tony Stark, has taken more than a passing interest in him.

Chapter One

Sunday morning found Tony in a pew at Holy Name... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
Rating: R
Artist: Lienwyn
Author: Copperbadge
Summary: The year is 1930, Prohibition and the Depression are both in full swing, and Chicago Police Detective Steve Rogers has his hands full. There's a dead body on the banks of Lake Michigan, the entire city's legal system is corrupt, and the king gangster of the North Side, Tony Stark, has taken more than a passing interest in him.
Warnings: Some mild era-specific *ism; internalized homophobia.
Beta thanks to: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [livejournal.com profile] maeritrae, and [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi!

Also available at AO3.

This was written for the 2013 Cap-Iron Man Reverse Big Bang, inspired by Lienwyn's lovely art. All her art is embedded in the story, but if you'd like a look at just the art you can find it here on tumblr or here on dA. Please go let her know how awesome it is!

Five o'clock in the afternoon was a quiet time for the Iron... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Feed The Body, Nourish The Soul
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: Steve Rogers just wanted to sell good, nourishing, cheap food from his food truck. Now the crazy fusion chefs from TOBRU are calling him a hipster, the avant garde restaurant "Shield" across the street has declared war on chains, and...well, then there's Thor, who thinks Steve's habit of licking food is weird.
Warnings: None.
Notes: This was inspired by a post on tumblr, so I can't take credit for the idea. I'm not a chef, I've just read a lot of books about food, so my apologies for any inaccuracies. Also I wanted to say, at the outset, that I have nothing against the Food Network, chain restaurants, or seasoned fries. I actually love seasoned fries.

Also available at AO3.

TOBRU and War On Hunger are usually located next to each other... )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Five Times Bucky Got Permission
Rating: PG-13 (Bucky/Natasha, Bucky/Steve)
Warnings: None.
Summary: People keep trying to tell Bucky something, and he's getting very confused.
Notes: Written for the "Bucky" Marvel Throwdown.

Also available at AO3.

Little Dernier, their demolitions expect, didn't speak much English... )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: The Most Amazing Things (Some Terrible Lie)
Rating: R
Summary: Tony's decision not to reveal his identity as Iron Man to the world was shrewd and calculated. Too bad it's about to backfire on him like a Jericho missile.
Warnings: None.

Chapter One | Chapter Two |Chapter Three

Brenda called that evening with the news that she could get Steve on the Daily Show as soon as he wanted.  )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: The Most Amazing Things (Some Terrible Lie)
Rating: R
Summary: Tony's decision not to reveal his identity as Iron Man to the world was shrewd and calculated. Too bad it's about to backfire on him like a Jericho missile.
Warnings: None.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three

He had a vague dream of being in pain, struggling out of unconsciousness, and of someone feeding him something followed by cold water. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: The Most Amazing Things (Some Terrible Lie)
Rating: R
Summary: Tony's decision not to reveal his identity as Iron Man to the world was shrewd and calculated. Too bad it's about to backfire on him like a Jericho missile. (Steve/Tony)
Warnings: None.
Notes: This story is primarily based in the movieverse, but makes use of the situation in 616 where Tony's identity as Iron Man was initially a secret from the world and his teammates, and Iron Man was known primarily as Tony's bodyguard. Also, the title is from "Some Nights" by the band "Fun."; I'm aware that the phrase is "terrible nights" but it sounds like "Lie" so screw reality, the title was too good not to use.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, and [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 fixed my errors. Any remaining ones are due to my stubborn intransigence, not their brilliant editorial skills.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three

Also available at AO3.

Standing behind the podium at the press conference, the day after he killed Obadiah, Tony weighed things carefully. )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Free to Good Home
Rating: PG
Summary: "Kid, you're an Avenger now, you do what you want."
Warnings: None.
Notes: Originally written in response to an image post about Hawkeye's inability to use a mug, this is set mainly in the comicsverse rather than the MCU.

Also available at AO3.

WHY HASN'T SOMEONE DEFACED ME? )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Christkindlefuckup
Rating: PG (swears, violence)
Summary: Clint and Natasha ruin Christmas.
Notes: This was inspired by the lovely Elidust's "Undercover Mission #2", in which a theory is put forth as to why Clint and Natasha remember Budapest very differently. Posted with permission.
Warnings: None.

Also available at AO3.

The wooden soldier was tiny, only about four inches tall... )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)

Title: See You In Homeroom
Rating: PG
Summary: Rhodey wants heat-seeking bullets, Steve wants to go for a run, Natasha wants french toast, and Tony just wants to be prom queen.
Warnings: None.
Notes: This was written as the "silly" entry for the Tony Throwdown.

Also available at AO3.

 

Tony was barely awake, still focused on reaching The Place Where The Coffee Was... )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: The Tongues of Men and Angels
Rating: PG
Summary: Extremis has a few unexpected benefits.
Warnings: None.
Notes: This was written as the "feels" entry for the Tony Throwdown on Tumblr.

Also available at AO3.

When it was over, when Extremis had run its course in Tony's body... )

Robot Trip

Jan. 13th, 2013 01:06 pm
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Robot Trip or, Armed And Dangerous
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Summary: Tony is driving from Malibu to Manhattan with a robot in the back seat and Captain America riding escort at Pepper's behest. What could possibly go wrong?
Notes: Once upon a time, FedEx lost a satellite that Nakki was trying to ship. Once found, she sent some students to retrieve it in an epic technological road trip. I decided the only thing better than road trip with satellite would be road trip with robot, and here we are. Unrelatedly, this story does not take into account certain IM3 spoilers, or the fact that Lavo is apparently not open for lunch.

Also available at AO3.

Remind me, again, why you're doing this? )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: The Epic of T. Stark Lokason, Adventurer
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Summary: An account of a lord of Midgard, Sir Anthony Stark Howardson, the crimson iron knight, consort to Prince Loki Odinson of Asgard and Jotunheim, including a narrative of the birth, childhood, and rise to manhood of his son, Prince Thor Stark Lokason of the Isle of Manhattan, also called Trickster.
Notes: This is a sequel to Extremely Hot And Currently Female, in which Tony fell in love with Loki and met his own time-travelling son.

Also available at AO3.

The invitation was delivered by a hawk as large as a man... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Works No Longer In Progress, 2012
Rating: G through R
Fandoms: Avengers, Sherlock, Suits, White Collar, Merlin
Warnings: See descriptions for warnings. There's only one or two that even need them.
Notes: Every year (well, okay, once last year, and now again) I do a post of all the bits of fic I couldn't find a place for. Some stand alone pretty well; most are just starts I don't have the interest or energy to finish.

Also available at AO3.

Avengers )

Powers )

Suits )

Sherlock )

White Collar/Merlin )
sam_storyteller: (Ouran High School Host Club)
Title: Transfer Students
Fandoms: Avengers, X-Men, Batman
Rating: PG
Summary: Five times the Avengers pawned kids off on the Jean Grey School.
Notes: Written with assistance from LadyYueh, ElsaJeni, and Plu.
Warnings: None.

Also available on AO3!

[livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins has done a podfic of this fic!

1. Not That Kind Of Mutant. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: American Patrol
Fandom: Avengers (MCU), Captain America (MCU)
Rating: R (Peggy/Steve, Bucky/Steve, Tony/Steve)
Summary: Steve has had three great loves in his life. None of them are what you might call normal.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [personal profile] 51stcenturyfox and [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi were all up in this shit.
Notes: This came about when I happened across an AO3 post marked with the ships above and thought "HEY THIS LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE AWESOME!" and then I saw it was captioned "a fanmix for Steve Rogers" and realized "Well, fuck. Now I have to write it myself."
Moar Notes: They make lubricant specifically designed for sex now. Do not use Vaseline as a lubricant if you're using a condom.

Title from American Patrol, written by F. W. Meacham and popularized by Glenn Miller.

Also available on AO3!

SSR Allied Headquarters was an underground bunker in the heart of London... )
sam_storyteller: (Blue Moon Coffee)
Title: After The End
Fandom: Avengers MCU
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some discussion of post-disaster trauma, a little blood
Summary: “You looking for someone?” “A friend. My friend Bruce. I came here to find him.”
Notes: For Mage, who has a lot of feelings about Bruce and Betty.

Also available at AO3.

When the invasion started, Betty was in Bethesda. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Trustworthy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rhodey and Antonia, through the years.
Notes: This is a "timestamp" or side-story written for [livejournal.com profile] mremre, who did me a solid and requested an Ironsides story with Tony and Rhodey. It got to be a bit of a babyfic, but I'm surprisingly okay with that. Ironsides is set in an alternate universe where Howard Stark married Peggy Carter and Tony was born female.

Also here at AO3.

James Rhodes is Tony's oldest friend. )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Iron Men
Rating: R
Summary: When a second Tony Stark slips through from an alternate universe, Steve suddenly finds his hands very full.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [personal profile] 51stcenturyfox, [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi, and [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 beta'd my porn! (And the rest of it, too.) This fic was greatly encouraged by Radiophile.
Warnings: Unsafe drinking practices (Ult!Tony), discussion of character death (Peter Parker is dead in the Ultimates universe).
Notes: In the short-run comic "Spider-men", Peter Parker from the normal Marvel universe (usually designated as "616") slips through a portal into the "Ultimate" universe, which is a darker, more adult version of the 616 universe. There he meets their Spider-man, Miles Morales, as well as the Ultimate Universe's Tony Stark. Tony is visibly dying to go back through to 616 with Peter, but Fury won't let him.



And that's where we pick up...

Also at AO3

Iron Men )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: The Photograph
Rating: PG
Summary: Steve had body-modesty trained out of him in boot camp, and apparently his attitude is infectious.
Notes: First posted on Tumblr as a speed-writing exercise.
Warnings: None.

Also at AO3.

There's a picture of the Avengers... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Better To Reign In Hell 4/4
Summary: Loki has been lied to.
See Chapter 1 Header for Warnings and Notes

Chapter Three

I expected you to be on the walls with your men. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Better To Reign In Hell 3/4
Summary: Loki has been lied to.
See Chapter 1 Header for Warnings and Notes

Chapter Two

I've had two hours sleep and I'm considering shooting caffeine intravenously. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Better To Reign In Hell 2/4
Summary: Loki has been lied to.
See Chapter 1 Header for Warnings and Notes

Chapter One

Or shall I call you Captain of the Guard? )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Better To Reign In Hell
Rating: PG-13 for swears and violence
Summary: Loki has known since childhood that he was Jotun. He's been told all his life that he was a fosterling sent to Asgard to cement the bonds between their realms. He's been led to believe one day he would ascend the throne of Jotunheim. Loki has been lied to.
Warnings: Violence, mainly. Instances of familial dysfunction (rejection, disownment).
Notes: I'm not one for apologia when it comes to Loki. In the canon he's a mass-murdering dick, and in this story he is certainly not always a nice person. But I do love playing with how different circumstances change people.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 and [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi fixed many things.

Here on AO3.

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n.
--Lucifer, Paradise Lost, Milton

When we are kings together, we should go hunting in Jotunheim. )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Black AmEx
Rating: PG (Gen)
Summary: Bruce isn't sure he wants to use a credit card Tony gave him. Steve isn't sure he even knows how.
Notes: Mageflower kept posting images of Mark Ruffalo, which made me realize that appearance-wise he oscillates between "indigent" and "fashion model" with absolutely no inbetween. I thought that was a pretty good inspiration for a fic.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi and [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox checked mah work.

Also posted to AO3.

Black AmEx )
sam_storyteller: (Torchwood)
Title: Handler
Rating: PG
Summary: There are some staff changes going on at SHIELD.
Warnings: None.

Also here on AO3 and here in Russian!

[livejournal.com profile] reena_jenkins has done a podfic of this fic!

You need a new handler. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Victory Bonds
Rating: PG (for profanity)
Summary: The year is 1947, and Daily Planet front-pagers Clark Kent and "Louis" Lane are about to get the story of their careers, courtesy of the fledgling Justice League: the enigmatic Superman, the spy-turned-vigilante codenamed Bat, intelligence agent and newly minted Green Lantern Alan Scott, and Ambassador Diana, Princess of Themyscira.
Warnings: See Chapter One.

Chapter Five

Central City was located a few hours southwest of Chicago, on the Illinois-Missouri border... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Victory Bonds
Rating: PG (for profanity)
Summary: The year is 1947, and Daily Planet front-pagers Clark Kent and "Louis" Lane are about to get the story of their careers, courtesy of the fledgling Justice League: the enigmatic Superman, the spy-turned-vigilante codenamed Bat, intelligence agent and newly minted Green Lantern Alan Scott, and Ambassador Diana, Princess of Themyscira.
Warnings: See Chapter One.

Chapter Four

When I got to the newsroom, Lois was already there. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Victory Bonds
Rating: PG (for profanity)
Summary: The year is 1947, and Daily Planet front-pagers Clark Kent and "Louis" Lane are about to get the story of their careers, courtesy of the fledgling Justice League: the enigmatic Superman, the spy-turned-vigilante codenamed Bat, intelligence agent and newly minted Green Lantern Alan Scott, and Ambassador Diana, Princess of Themyscira.
Warnings: See Chapter One.

Chapter Three

When the building exploded behind us, the shockwave lifted me off my feet and threw me through the window... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Victory Bonds
Rating: PG (for profanity)
Summary: The year is 1947, and Daily Planet front-pagers Clark Kent and "Louis" Lane are about to get the story of their careers, courtesy of the fledgling Justice League: the enigmatic Superman, the spy-turned-vigilante codenamed Bat, intelligence agent and newly minted Green Lantern Alan Scott, and Ambassador Diana, Princess of Themyscira.
Warnings: See Chapter One.

Chapter Two

I think we should go to dinner. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Victory Bonds
Rating: PG (for profanity)
Summary: The year is 1947, and Daily Planet front-pagers Clark Kent and "Louis" Lane are about to get the story of their careers, courtesy of the fledgling Justice League: the enigmatic Superman, the spy-turned-vigilante codenamed Bat, intelligence agent and newly minted Green Lantern Alan Scott, and Ambassador Diana, Princess of Themyscira.
Warnings: See Chapter One.

Chapter One

I think it's time to stop competing. )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Victory Bonds
Rating: PG (for profanity)
Summary: The year is 1947, and Daily Planet front-pagers Clark Kent and "Louis" Lane are about to get the story of their careers, courtesy of the fledgling Justice League: the enigmatic Superman, the spy-turned-vigilante codenamed Bat, intelligence agent and newly minted Green Lantern Alan Scott, and Ambassador Diana, Princess of Themyscira.
Warnings: This story is set in postwar America, where DC characters have been recast as soldiers, Rosies, Nazis, Holocaust survivors, and spies. There are mentions of PTSD, discussion of Nazi death camps, insignia, and ideology, references to the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and brief incidences of anti-Semitism, racism, and sexism. I've tried to faithfully portray the era without getting gratuitous about it.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [personal profile] spiderine, and Claire made it more awesome!

Also available At A03.

The bomb changed me. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Secret Identities
Rating: PG-13 (primarily for mention of drug use)
Summary: Everyone has a part of themselves that others don't always get to see.
Notes: I ignored Phil Coulson's arc in the Avengers. You're welcome. Actually this was basically written around the Coulson scene, which I nicked from [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi's headcanon.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] spiderine, [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi, [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [livejournal.com profile] gypsylady, [livejournal.com profile] misswinterhill, [livejournal.com profile] juniper200, [livejournal.com profile] doolabug, and [personal profile] girlpearl. I may have gone a bit overboard with betas.

Also posted at AO3.

Pepper's Me Time )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: Ironsides
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Antonia Carter Stark takes no shit and no prisoners.
Warnings: Brief mention of torture; brief discussion of intimate partner violence and rape.
Notes: Genderswap! Of the in-this-universe-Tony's-always-been-female kind. Well, in some ways, it's canon...
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox and [livejournal.com profile] kallaneboi made it betta!

Also at AO3 here.

Now a podfic by [personal profile] intransitive!

Peggy Carter mourned Steve Rogers, of course she did... )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Film Studies, or, Four Films About Captain America and One By Him
Rating: PG-13 for discussions of sex and pornography
Fandom: Avengers
Summary: Steve Rogers is no stranger to the silver screen.
Warnings: Steve is less than sex-positive at times. Well, he’s from the forties.
Notes: Inspired by a) a conversation I had with Jean about how people should give Cap tons of shit for the movies he made during the “rise to fame” segment of Captain America, and b) the idea that Cap did PSAs, which I got from [personal profile] laughingacademy in comments to another fic.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] bluejeans07, [personal profile] 51stcenturyfox, [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, and [personal profile] girlpearl fixed all the things that were wrong with this. Or, well, most of them. Some things you just can't fix.

Also available at AO3.

So I have to ask, did they show you the Captain America movie yet? )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Moving The Furniture
Fandom: Avengers (movieverse)
Rating: R (Steve/Natasha)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Steve thinks about sex a lot, and he'd like to have some, if he could just stop being an idiot around the people he'd like to have it with.
Notes: I'm pretty sure this story makes it seem like I'm obsessed with Steve Rogers' virginity, but honestly, this one is all [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox's fault.

Foxy also got me an AO3 account, so that I can post this as a gift for her there. I'm not sure what my status vis-a-vis posting to AO3 is going to be in a permanent sense, but rest assured, all fanfic will also be posted here. Anyway, you can find this here at AO3.

It's not that Steve can't talk to women. )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Epilogue
Rating: PG-13 (for swears!)
Summary: After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).
Warnings: Spoilers for the movie; also, this is a fixit.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] misswinterhill inspired and beta'd; [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox and [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 made it even more awesome.
Notes: As Foxy said, "Fuck plots! This is a movie tag!"

Now a brilliant Podfic!

Also available at AO3

Epilogue. )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: A Partial Dictionary Of The 21st Century By Captain Steve Rogers, US Army
Fandom: Avengers. Movieverse-ish. Very ish.
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.
Notes: Someone mentioned they could read "Steve explores the 21st Century" all day long, and I could write it all day long, so...
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 corrected my grammar and my historical inaccuracies, because she's awesome like that.

The "music" section and particularly the song in it caught the ears of a lot of people. You can listen to several exceptionally good covers of Star Spangled Man by Meg Boudoun: [livejournal.com profile] sanura's version here, Olivier's version here, and Lenna's version here.

This fic is also available at AO3.
Steve's uniform used to be leather... )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Fake Empires
Rating: PG-13 (Clark/Bruce)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
Notes: This was written as payment for losing a bet with [livejournal.com profile] bluejeans07. I can't divulge the nature of the bet, but I really just need to stop betting with that woman.
Moar Notes: I don't know the DCverse terribly well -- I haven't read 52, but I've read a portion of the Batman | Superman series. I wanted to do an identity-porn story without having to mess with too much canon, so this is mainly set in an imaginary universe early on in Batman and Superman's association.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, [livejournal.com profile] misswinterhill, and Claire all BATPICKED this for me. Hahaha.

Also available at AO3.

I never did like wearing a tuxedo. Not enough color for me. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Extremely Hot And Currently Female
Rating: R (Tony/Loki)
Fandom: Avengers; kind of a comicsverse/movieverse mashup (aren't they all)
Summary: Tony knows he shouldn't sleep with Loki, it's just sometimes he's drunk and she's female and he forgets why.
Warnings: Everything is clearly consensual, but there is intoxicated sex, unsafe sex, and semi-public sex. WELL IT'S LOKI YOU GUYS COME ON.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7, Claire, and [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox made it better; [livejournal.com profile] amand_r let me throw initial drafts at her and LOLed.
Notes: I don't speak Tumblr so I don't know how to tell them I did this but the whole story is based on a tumblr post here where the author said "Headcanon: Loki randomly shows up naked and sometimes female whenever he feels like it, and whenever Tony is too drunk to remember why sleeping with the enemy is heavily frowned upon. Tony whines about it in the mornings, but Steve is never sympathetic. They agree that Thor should never be told about it."

Now a podfic by the lovely Greedy_Dancer!

Also available at AO3.

The first one's a freebie. )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Trickster
Rating: G. Weirdly enough.
Fandom: Avengers movieverse
Summary: It occurs to Loki that the man who keeps the hounds has even less to fear than the hounds themselves.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox, Claire, and [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 demanded clarity and fixed my grammar!

Also available at AO3.

Would you like to see a trick? )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Homefront
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Fandom: Avengers (heavy on the Captain America/Iron Man movieverses)
Summary: Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.
Warnings: Extensive discussion of grief, PTSD, some talk of suicidal impulses. Unwise drinking practices and some mention of alcoholism.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox fixed what was broken!

Also at AO3.

It's not that Tony is pissed Clint and Thor got Steve drunk. )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Arms And The Man
Rating: R (Tony/Steve)
Fandom: Theoretically, Avengers; realistically, Iron Man and Captain America movieverses.
Warnings: Brief mentions of PTSD. I've also been asked to add a warning for consent issues, both dubcon and noncon. Neither goes past unwanted kissing in my opinion, but feelings seem to vary on that. If you have triggers or issues associated with consent, please be aware this may not be the story for you.
Summary: His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.
Notes: I don't really read the comics regularly. This is pure movieverse. Hope that's not too jarring...
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox lulzed and fixed my Forties, and [livejournal.com profile] juniper200 fixed my commas, or at least tried to. The remaining broken ones are my stubborn intractability given grammatical form.

Also at AO3.

There was this woman. )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Come Go With Me
Rating: PG (Gen)
Fandom: Suits
Summary: Harvey started out in the mail room, but Jessica's always been good at spotting potential.
Warnings: Implied child abuse.
Beta Credit: [personal profile] arsenicjade made it spiffy! And put up with my waffling about how to end it.
Notes: Title from the Staple Singers song If You're Ready. Also I'd like it noted for the record that the bit about the DA's office was written before 1.11 aired...

Now in Russian!

Also available at AO3.

It really wasn't any of Jessica's business... )
sam_storyteller: (Gen Fic)
Title: Quarantine
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Fandom: Suits (some minor Mike/Harvey)
Summary: After a client pukes on Mike and dies, Pearson Hardman is put under quarantine. The Associates go feral, the Paralegals build a fort, and Mike ends up in Harvey's office watching Inherit The Wind -- at least until Harvey notices something is wrong...
Notes: Written for the kinkmeme. I'm gonna need a Suits icon if this keeps up....

Now available at AO3.

Can I hide in here? )
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Or Down You Fall
Rating: R
Fandom: Suits; Mike/Harvey
Warnings: Drug use, consensual sex while intoxicated.
Summary: Drug testing at Pearson Hardman does not have its desired preventative effect. (Sex, drugs, and a little bit of Soul.)
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] arsenicjade made it even happier!

Now available at AO3.

Three months to the day after Mike's last drug test, Louis tests him again. )
sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: God's And Satan's Brood
Fandoms: Suits/American Psycho crossover
Rating: R
Summary: Sean and Patrick Bateman just want Harvey to be part of the family.
Notes: This was actually a fill for a kinkmeme prompt, which is most unlike me. You can find the original prompt and fill here.
Warnings: Mention of drug abuse and rape; attempted incest; profanity and graphic violent imagery.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] spiderine is awesomesauce.

Now available at AO3.

In the morning, Harvey gets out from under his thousand-threadcount Egyptian cotton sheets... )
sam_storyteller: (Alternate Universe)
Title: The Hired Man
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Peter Burke, ex-FBI agent, met Neal Caffrey, thief, during a bar fight. Peter was in need of a job, and Neal was in need of a bodyguard. Everything was going fine until this art-restorer named Elizabeth hired them to steal a statue...
Notes: Do I need to actually say this is an AU? This is an AU. It's based off a short AU I wrote in a post ironically titled 5 AUs Sam Didn't Write.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox and [personal profile] girlpearl fixed what was broken!
Warnings: None.

Also available on AO3!

On the way to St Louis he hired a bodyguard. There were good reasons to do so....there was also a certain prestige to traveling with a hired man.
-- Titanic Thompson, The Man Who Bet On Everything

They met during a bar fight. )

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On Storytelling:

Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.
-- Henry Jenkins

Life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language.
-- Tom Stoppard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-- G. Bernard Shaw

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
-- J. Michael Strazynski

Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable. Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery, which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.
-- House M.D.

Humans? They're long gone. Vanished. Extinct. They only exist in stories.
-- Ferngully

Anton Chekov, who was a doctor, said, "Medicine is my wife; writing is my mistress."

Se non e vero, e ben trovato. (Even if it’s not true, it’s a good story.)
-- Italian Proverb

The recipe for becoming a good novelist is easy to give, but to carry it out presupposes qualities one is accustomed to overlook. One has only to make a hundred or so sketches for novels, none longer than two pages but of such distinctness that every word in them is necessary. One should write down anecdotes every day until one has learnt how to give them the most pregnant and effective form; one should be tireless in collecting and describing human types and characters; one should above all relate things to others and listen to others relate, keeping one's eyes and ears open for the effect produced on those present, one should travel like a landscape painter or costume designer. One should, finally, reflect on the motives of human actions, disdain no signpost for instruction about them and be a collector of these things by day and night. One should continue in this many-sided exercise for some ten years; what is then created in the workshop will be fit to go out into the world.
-- Nietzsche

The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much. Thieving is God's message to him. Let him try and be a good thief.
-- Samuel Butler

What is written without effort is generally read without pleasure.
-- Samuel Johnson

Same story, different versions, and all are true.
-- POTC: Dead Man's Chest

I am a humble artist
moulding my earthly clod,
adding my labour to nature's,
simply assisting God.
-- Piet Hein

Every archaeologist knows in his heart why he digs. He digs, in pity and humility, that the dead may live again, that what is past may not be forever lost, that something may be salvaged from the wrack of the ages.
-- From "The Testimony of the Spade"

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
-- Francis Bacon

It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing.
-- Seneca epistles 88 45

When asked how she acquired her knowledge of science, Octavia Butler replied, "I read."

Imagination is more important than information.
-- Albert Einstein

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