Hmmm. Excellent. Funny thing is, I can totally see Remus as a crime lord. It's always the quiet ones, huh? And Hermione as a bookie was equally excellent. Finally, that girl is making some use of her mathematics skills. Hooray for the working girl!
A sequel please?

P.S. Highly enjoyed the endless succession of Jimmys and the Dursley-whacking too. Sounds like someone's been watching a lot of mafia movies.