Hi, I was pointed to this story by happi_feet, and it's just too hilarious for words. It made my crappy day a whole lot better!

"Hmmm," she said. "Your tired smells like firewhiskey."

and

"On a personal note," McGonagall continued, lowering her voice, "It's good to see you boys in such high spirits. Though perhaps a little too high, in some cases."

*loves your McGonagall to death*