I'm still not quite sure about my comment's off-sounding, since you seem like a nice person, and nice people should not be trusted. They confuse us, Questionable-English People with their niceness. But oh well.
Really? You, the All Mighty Sam were a clumsy beginner? It's easier to imagine that you were born All Mighty. You probably even cried poetically as a baby. But it really is okay, I'm fine with my clumsy beginnerness, honestly. Being VIFFW must be a hard work anyway. You receive bizarre comments from people who shouldn't speculate about your poetic childhood (but do so anyway). It must be exhausting. So here ends this particular bizarre comment, with my best clumsy wishes.