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if it was any sappier, it'd be a Maple.
"I've always wondered how magicians do it. I mean, is it like, 'Was it good for you?' 'I don't know...WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR BACK POCKET?!'"
which so would have been amy/christophe's honeymoon night summed up.