That was extremely entertaining. And very in-character. I love that House is coaching his sperm. And the last line is a killer.

You know, it's interesting---I remember you saying something awhile back about reading the HP books primarily as a way to get fodder for your fic? (I may be misremembering the phrasing.) Is there something about House (and Wimsey, for that matter) that tempts you to play more with the extant canon, rather than re-creating the universe on a large scale?

Not complaining, just curious.