"So if I grab your ass, is that still harassment?" he asked. The other couple in the elevator looked at him curiously. "Young love," he informed them.
"House," she said through clenched teeth.
"Don't mind them, they don't care. Do you care?" he asked them. The woman shook her head.
"If I were ten years younger I'd do it myself," the man croaked hoarsely. The woman swatted him on the back of the head.
"See? He's practically ordering me," House said. "Hands off, she's mine," he added to the man.
"Lucky bastard."

HA! Even though I know absolutely nothing abou the show, as I have said before, this was an awesome story. Loved every minute of it, Sam! *grin*