"He was admitted with a dramatic pause?"

XD Hee. And:

Also several of his milder fantasies about Chase and Cameron and the one about being able to remotely mute Foreman any time he liked.

HAHA omg so true. XDD

And the line about shredding paperwork ... I could quote practically all of it at you, but you wrote the thing, so I'll stop here. Suffice to say ... pretty damn good, for a one-off on a bad day!