I have not finished reading this chapter yet, but I am terribly amused by Sirius's comment about the Weasley twins and turning into a whelk. You see, not fifteen minutes ago did I finish reading through a boy love webcomic that finally culminated in a witty line about whelks. And then I come here to find -- more whelks!
--same someone
(the comic (http://honeysyn.net/))