Wow. Just, wow. This was unbelievably hot. And really good otherwise, too.

"Forty two!" Remus cried.
"He's not a steak! We can't split him!" Severus protested.

I can totally see Hermione and Ron not being able to stop fighting for two minutes in a row, but before this I really couldn't see her and Snape together. You make everything believable, though. Much love, Sam. Much, much love.