*laughs* I love this fic. And it works, too. Very awesome. This bit had me rolling on the floor laughing:
"Angua is a man of the Watch. She doesn't have any sex while she's on duty," Carrot said.
Oh, Carrot ... So innocent, and yet ... To court Susan Sto Helit, he can't be. You should write a Carrot/Susan fic, if you haven't already. That'd be cool.