Also I assumed that mutations like diphallia just happen as part and parcel of being a citizen of Night Vale, especially if you were born there. cf "If you still have working retinas" etc comments from Cecil.

By the way, is the way Cecil pronounces his name standard US pronunciation? I'm used to the UK/Aussie "SESS-il" rather than "SEE-sil". I'm just curious because I don't know any other US Cecils, and I can't think of a way of asking my Canadian coworker that doesn't make me sound incredibly weird.