"Well, they should, because it was awesome." Tony's brain caught up with him around then, and he turned. "You've never had a hand job?"
"I was protecting the free world from the Nazi regime," Steve reminded him.
"Do you want one? Because apparently I'm giving them out like candy and it sounds like you've earned it."
"No, thank you, I'm fine," Steve said firmly.
and
"MY FRIENDS!" Thor's voice boomed from the hallway. "WHO WOULD LIKE SOME STOLEN EGGS?"
"POACHED, THOR," Clint yelled back.
"INDEED!"
and
"Captain," Loki said. She was holding Tony's phone out across the table. "There's a woman named after a condiment on the other end of the line who wishes a word."
The whole thing is awesome, thank you for writing it.
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"Well, they should, because it was awesome." Tony's brain caught up with him around then, and he turned. "You've never had a hand job?"
"I was protecting the free world from the Nazi regime," Steve reminded him.
"Do you want one? Because apparently I'm giving them out like candy and it sounds like you've earned it."
"No, thank you, I'm fine," Steve said firmly.
and
"MY FRIENDS!" Thor's voice boomed from the hallway. "WHO WOULD LIKE SOME STOLEN EGGS?"
"POACHED, THOR," Clint yelled back.
"INDEED!"
and
"Captain," Loki said. She was holding Tony's phone out across the table. "There's a woman named after a condiment on the other end of the line who wishes a word."
The whole thing is awesome, thank you for writing it.