O_O I started this and then had to go to work before I could finish. It was pure torture waiting, I tell you.

Anyways, this is ridiculously excellent. Completely headcanon for me now. I loved the handcuffs, and the art stuff at the end. Noface!Neal needs a hug. (Now I'm thinking of No-face from Spirited Away and wishing I could draw 'cause that would be interesting.)

This fic is making my week infinitely better.