"So," he said when Ianto was done, "On a scale of one to shoot-me-in-the-head, how angry are you?"

Oh, Jack. Your in vino veritas is not like anyone else's. Love how Ianto rolls with it each time, even when he only understands what he's been told much later.

However long you've been kicking this one around, it hasn't gotten stale. Keeps as well as Jack's finest scotch. Although now I'd really like to know what wine they were drinking with that spag bol. :) (Noodles ARE deceptive.)