Which is actually a running joke deriving from the Torchwood Magazine fanfic contest that said no smut:
Foxy: I can't write fic that's not filthy, so that's me right out. Claire: Write it filthy and then get someone to beta out the porn. What I would do is where you put "cock" I would put "ice cream". Oh they're eating ice creams, that's nice. Sam: "Jack!" Ianto groaned, as Jack licked his ice cream cone. Gwen gently reached for her pie. Claire: See, already it's ok to be published! Foxy: ... what kind of pie? Mandr: Cherry. Sam: Cream pie, eventually.
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Foxy: I can't write fic that's not filthy, so that's me right out.
Claire: Write it filthy and then get someone to beta out the porn. What I would do is where you put "cock" I would put "ice cream". Oh they're eating ice creams, that's nice.
Sam: "Jack!" Ianto groaned, as Jack licked his ice cream cone. Gwen gently reached for her pie.
Claire: See, already it's ok to be published!
Foxy: ... what kind of pie?
Mandr: Cherry.
Sam: Cream pie, eventually.