Okay, first of all, I am not a Doctor-in-any-incarnation/Jack fan, but, and, so... you are a Very Bad Man.
Second of all, I will quote the line that I'm sure everyone else will quote back at you:
"I haven't had an orgasm in four hundred years!"
And let you know that there was very nearly a lot of tea on my VERY NEW AND EXPENSIVE CINEMA DISPLAY. For which I *would* have gotten a private detective to hunt you down.
(Awesome.)
Finally, I put it to you:
The Doctor tilted his head back to gaze up at him. "Could've fooled me."
"Con man," Jack pointed out.
So... Neal Caffrey *must* have learned the tricks of his trade from someone, right? Not the art part (which he almost certainly learned at someone else's... knee), but how to use everything you've got to get what you want. How to practice facial expressions in the mirror, the infinitesimal changes in body language that will work miracles, and the power of really, really blue eyes framed by dark hair, fair skin, and ultra-white teeth.
I PUT IT TO YOU, SAM -- NEAL CAFFREY, PETER BURKE, JACK HARKNESS, AND THE DOCTOR WALK INTO A BAR....
Con Men
Second of all, I will quote the line that I'm sure everyone else will quote back at you:
"I haven't had an orgasm in four hundred years!"
And let you know that there was very nearly a lot of tea on my VERY NEW AND EXPENSIVE CINEMA DISPLAY. For which I *would* have gotten a private detective to hunt you down.
Finally, I put it to you:
The Doctor tilted his head back to gaze up at him. "Could've fooled me."
"Con man," Jack pointed out.
So... Neal Caffrey *must* have learned the tricks of his trade from someone, right? Not the art part (which he almost certainly learned at someone else's... knee), but how to use everything you've got to get what you want. How to practice facial expressions in the mirror, the infinitesimal changes in body language that will work miracles, and the power of really, really blue eyes framed by dark hair, fair skin, and ultra-white teeth.
I PUT IT TO YOU, SAM -- NEAL CAFFREY, PETER BURKE, JACK HARKNESS, AND THE DOCTOR WALK INTO A BAR....
I leave you with these: