Sam! It is so not like you to write such unrelenting smut!

*pretends to tut*

I have custard in my fridge that I don't know that I'll be able to eat, now.

Was that just Eleven foreshadowing Ianto's death? This is Eleven going back to pre-COE? DDD:

I have to say, the thing that made me laugh the hardest was the Endnote.