Oh, god. I am LOST here. So funny my DOG is laughing from the LOOK ON MY FACE.

I can't quote anything because I'll start laughing again, so just imagine I quoted what everyone else quoted.

What I like about this fic is that IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. All the things that just aren't realistic about John Barrowman's life. Like, how the fuck is his husband PRETTIER THAN HE IS? Of course.

SCOTT GILL, ROBOT. NOT SEX DROID. REALLY.