WINIFRED and GEORGINA? And the Dowager Duchess McGonnagal? I'm laughing already... flipped the genders on all the Weasleys, did you? You keep going back and forth between "Georgina" and "Georgiana." "Court-martial," not "court-marshal" (you got it right just one sentence earlier!).

You must write more of this, Sam, it's delightful. :)