Oh my, Sam. :D Funny! And a bit disturbing, because, well. Your brain. Good you're not using it for anything more sinister. xD
Also, I like your Owen even more than british Owen, thank you very much for changing his cheesy recruitment story:)

Here we go. Take one, singing I Would Do Anything For You by the late, great Fats Waller.
Awwww:D (now I only wish they could meet him:D Pretty please?;D)