I may be drunk, but I think I love you. (psh, two g&t's get me like this now? I'm such a lightweight).

Seriously though, this, like all of your stuff that I've read, is insightful and funny and just plain fun. I have enjoyed it immensely, so I wish to offer thanks in the traditional lj format of a comment. Yeah, that's the gin talking again. I get convoluted when I'm drunk.