Loved the first one. Quite unusual, and a great side of Ianto we rarely get :)

PS: tresspassing -> trespassing
dilapadated -> dilapidated

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The second one was a fascinating study in cultural differences.

"Winning only matters in war. We play games for the sake of games.
Nghhh. This might be the filthiest thing he's said.

PS: curiousity -> curiosity