I've never read RPS before; this is my first. I want to say I'd been avoiding it because of the potential embarassment should any of the Real People involved ever stumble on it, but then I realized that I'm no better whenever I spin out one of my own personal fantasies about this or that Real Person (though I've never written anything down).

This story was...


was...


....I'll be in my bunk. ;)


Give me a shout when that handbasket arrives, please? I've got a pre-paid seat right up front.