sam_storyteller: (Crossover Fic)
Title: Selfie With Granddad: The Series
Rating: PG

Also available at AO3.

Part One: Selfie With Granddad
Summary: After the invasion, Natasha’s granddad shows up.

Sweetheart, I was so worried! )

Part Two: Chutzpah
Summary: Natasha’s granddad moves into Stark Tower.

When a man offers you a rent-free apartment, you don't say no! )

Part Three: Taking In Strays
Summary: The Winter Soldier came in through the wrong window, but he got pierogies out of it.

Cold kills the lice! )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: 13 Ways Of Looking At Misha Collins
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Summary: 78. IMAGE. Get a previously published Sci-Fi author to write an original story (140 words max) about Misha, the Queen of England and an Elopus.
Notes: During this year's GISHWHES competition, I was asked by several groups to fill prompt 78 on the list. Here are the results, plus my letters to the readers of the prompts.

Also available at AO3.

Misha, the Queen of England and an Elopus )
sam_storyteller: (White Collar)
Title: Make It Pop
Rating: PG-13 (Tim/Matt)
Warnings: None
Fandom: White Collar RPF.
Summary: "Tim's going to do it" is going to get Matt Bomer in trouble some day.
Notes: Will make much more sense after watching this video of Matt and Tim at Comic-Con, dancing to Tik Tok. Also that may redeem the song Tik Tok for you. Written for my <1000 challenge. Actually about 1400 words.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 did her best to make me not suck, and [personal profile] girlpearl corrected my spelling of Ke$ha. :D

Also available at AO3.

Comic-Con was insane. )

Art Lesson

Jul. 18th, 2005 02:10 pm
sam_storyteller: (Slash Fic)
Title: Art Lesson
Summary: They're both artists, in their own way. (JB/SG)
Rating: PG-13. No sex, but definite sexual themes.
Notes: I really need to make that "I have RPF Shame" icon.
Beta Credit, Jesus: Foxy, Spider, Nick, Mandr, Gypsy, Dove, Anya, C, Jenny. IT TAKES A VILLAGE OK?

First Posted 7.18.2010

Also available at AO3.

Scott is an architect. Architects are like artists with maths. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: John Versus The Volcano
Rating: R
Summary: Scott's stuck on the far side of the Atlantic, John's miserable in Los Angeles, and the sex has never been better.
Beta Credit, Jesus: C, Foxy, Gypsy, and Anya beta'd spelling and style; Mandr and Nick picked for accuracy, because he's obsessed and she's a good listener. Nick is also to blame for this. [livejournal.com profile] cruentum! *fistshake*
Notes: RPF creeps me out. And yet I write it! I am a man of contradictions. I should have an icon for when I write something and wish to express my shame that I have written it.
Warnings: None.

First Posted 4.19.2010

Now in Russian!

Also available at AO3.

"We are ash free; Scott, however, is stuck in London and may miss celebrating with us in LA."
-- Carole Barrowman

Scott came off the thirtieth call to the airline somewhat frustrated. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: On The Run From The Lunar Mafia
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Summary: Gareth David-Lloyd's quiet evening is interrupted by time travel. And robots.
Notes: This is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing I have ever written. I was actually going to make it a semi-serious piece, and then...this came out. I don't even know, you guys.
BLAME: [livejournal.com profile] hija_paloma is to blame for this, as illustrated here. [livejournal.com profile] 51stcenturyfox beta'd this hard. [livejournal.com profile] cruentum convinced me to post it. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 8.9.09

Also available at AO3.

On The Run From The Lunar Mafia )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Four People David Tennant Didn't Have Sex With And One He Did. (Sort Of.)
Rating: Call it PG-13.
Summary: If he could just get people to seduce him on a regular basis instead of the other way round, things would go much easier.
Notes: I didn't even have this in mind, but as I was searching for a particular thread in Close Your Eyes And Think Of England I stumbled across this thread instead, which led to this fic. I suppose you could think of it as a sort-of sequel.
Warnings: None.

This RPS business is a slippery slope, isn't it?

Originally Posted 5.20.08

Also available at AO3.

Four People David Tennant Didn't Have Sex With And One He Did. Sort Of. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
I feel guilty and awful every time I write about real people, and yet I do it anyway.

Well, guilt is overrated.

Title: Close Your Eyes And Think Of England
Rating: PG at most, for talk of pornography
Summary: "Oh, are we talking about slash again?" (various actors from Doctor Who/Torchwood/Harry Potter)
Warnings: None.

Now a podfic by [personal profile] letsgofriday!

Originally posted 5.6.08

Also available at AO3.

It wasn't anything weird. )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: The Boxing Day Doctor Who Marathon
Pairing: David Tennant/John Barrowman SHUT UP.
Rating: R for sex NO REALLY SHUT UP.
Notes: JEAN'S FAULT HER FAULT HER FAULT HER FAULT I have so much shame. All I can do is picture one of them finding this and the horrified expression on their face. JEAN'S FAULT, MR. BARROWMAN, I'M SO SORRY.
Notes, expanded: After some research and some fact-finding by the readers, I came back to this and rewrote it to more accurately reflect things like filming location and timing. If you've read this before and now it seems different, that's why. I haven't posted the old version anywhere but I do have a copy, if you prefer inaccuracy. :D
Summary: John Barrowman has a mid-life crisis. David Tennant has an unhealthy obsession. Both of them have Boxing Day off.
Warnings: Infidelity.

Also available at AO3.

The Boxing Day Doctor Who Marathon )
sam_storyteller: (Doctor Who)
Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language)
Summary: Torchwood is prepared to confront the man who was Professor Arthur Yana, now revealed to be a Time Lord bent on dominating Earth as his first step towards the stars. They have never needed the Doctor's help more than they do now, but the Doctor is in hiding as a human, with only Ross and Rose to protect him from a race of ruthless hunters. Behind the scenes, Edgar and Ellis receive a very surprising visitor, and Edgar makes a decision about his relationship with his head writer.

Chapter Seven )
sam_storyteller: (Doctor Who)
Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language)
Summary: With the Torchwood and Doctor Who seasons drawing to a close, we find Torchwood crossing dimensions and picking up stray physicists, while the Doctor, Rose, and Ross battle fire monsters in ancient Pompeii. Tosh has some new information to consider after meeting an alternate-universe Owen, and Professor Arthur Yana may be more than he appears...

Chapter Six )
sam_storyteller: (Doctor Who)
Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language)
Summary: Gareth David-Lloyd joins the Doctor Who cast as Ross Jenkins, helping the Doctor rescue displaced hospitals and meeting William Shakespeare while Torchwood battles alien "werewolves" and confronts victims of the Rift. Meanwhile, Edgar van Scyoc shows off his new tattoo -- and Edgar and Ellis must make some hard decisions when their relationship is threatened by the press.

Chapter Five )
sam_storyteller: (Doctor Who)
Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language)
Summary: Torchwood and Doctor Who team up for a three-week crossover series with Dalek invasions, long-lost family, space battles, and plenty of Doctor Who mythology. Meanwhile, Edgar and Ellis attempt to maintain some semblance of a personal life.

Chapter Four )
sam_storyteller: (Doctor Who)
Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language)
Summary: Doctor who, gaining in its reputation as the Scariest Show on Television, brings stories of the first manned lunar landing and creatures who live in the darkness to the television, while Torchwood adapts to a team member without a body and Jack begins to face up to his past with the arrival of Captain John Hart. A Christmas Crossover brings the two shows together, and Edgar and Ellis face up to a few truths of their own.
Author's Notes: The book Ellis Graveworthy reads from is called Recycling Shakespeare, by Charles Marowitz. It was written yea these many years ago, and it is my secret belief that the internet term "wank" originated with someone who had read his works.

Chapter Three )
sam_storyteller: (Doctor Who)
Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language)
Summary: As Torchwood's Owen Harper weakens and Tosh and Tommy improve relations with USPAT, the Doctor comes up against one of his oldest enemies. In the meantime, Ellis gives dramatic readings, Edgar gives interviews, and Mia takes every opportunity to make gentle fun. And a new cast member joins the Torchwood crew, a blues-playing Welshman who is very far from home.

Chapter Two )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who (Sequel to Second City Torchwood)
Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language)
Warnings: None.
Summary: The American sci-fi drama Torchwood has been renewed for a second season. Its spinoff show, Doctor Who, is much anticipated by fans and critics alike. Managing the actors and getting scripts out on time is nothing new for executive producer Edgar van Scyoc and head writer Ellis Graveworthy, but their own relationship is evolving as well. Follow along as Torchwood defends Chicago from alien gamblers, mad scientists, tentacle monsters, and other menaces, while the Doctor visits the end of the world, a new New York, and eras of time long-past on Earth.
Credit: Sketches by Mia Lee were done by [livejournal.com profile] bluejeans07. Most of the manips were done by me, though often the images for the manips were taken from google. Special thanks to everyone who helped with casting for Torchwood. Also thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hija_paloma, who let me bounce ideas off her and made interesting observations about my manips.

Also available at AO3.

Chapter One )
sam_storyteller: (Torchwood)
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Shoulders:


Poetry by Carl Sandburg, naturally.

Hey look! [livejournal.com profile] laurab1 made me some awesome manips!

Second City Torchwood: Notes and References )
sam_storyteller: (Torchwood)
Title: Second City Torchwood, Part III: Episodes 1x15 - 1x20
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: In the final sweeping episodes of the season Jack and Tosh are flung backwards in time only to encounter the Doctor, while the rest of the team works frantically to save them -- and then to save themselves from the Rift, thrown wide and producing monsters out of their worst nightmares. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, the Torchwood creative team still has many obstacles to overcome.

Under the smoke, dust all over his mouth, laughing with
white teeth,
Under the terrible burden of destiny laughing as a young
man laughs


Second City Torchwood, Part III: 1x15 - 1x20 )
sam_storyteller: (Torchwood)
Title: Second City Torchwood, Part II: Episodes 1x08 - 1x14
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: As its creators do battle with their critics, Torchwood continues to flourish. Together the Torchwood team will encounter the terrifying Lonely God known as the Doctor, find and lose travelers from the past, and encounter aliens both benign and malevolent.

Fierce as a dog with tongue lapping for action, cunning
as a savage pitted against the wilderness...


Second City Torchwood, Part II: 1x08 - 1x14 )
sam_storyteller: (Torchwood)
Title: Second City Torchwood, Part I: Episodes 1x01 - 1x07
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: When Mayor Daley's special investigation unit, Torchwood, steals Chicago PD Officer Gwen Cooper's crime scene, she decides to find out everything she can about them. But she may get more than she bargained for when Captain Harkness -- who isn't even American! -- sends his errand boy Ian to scare her off.
Author's Notes: This universe is predicated on the idea that neither the original Torchwood nor Doctor Who exist in this universe; it is speculation about how Torchwood would be handled by an American network, albeit an American network with a reasonably intelligent producer at the helm.
Warnings: None.
Credit: A lot of the credit for this belongs to [livejournal.com profile] technosage, who cooked up the original concept with me. I totally stole your twins idea. :D [livejournal.com profile] hija_paloma and [livejournal.com profile] juniper200 and [livejournal.com profile] bluejeans07 all helped me bat ideas around as well. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aunty_marion for post-production beta.

Also available at AO3.

Come and show me another city with lifted head singing
so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning.


Second City Torchwood, Part I: 1x01 - 1x07 )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Title: Blessing (AD/SF, SF->HL, AD/SL)
Fandom: QI
Notes: I'M GOING TO HELL.
Summary: Alan Davies has a very complicated set of professional working relationships.
Warnings: None.

Originally Posted 01.07.08

Alan and Stephen have a lark sometimes... )
sam_storyteller: (Default)
Summary: Dre knows Marshall needs to get his head on straight, but all that rage has gotta go somewhere.
Warnings: High level of profanity, including racial and sexual slurs.

One Two Three Rest )

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On Storytelling:

Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.
-- Henry Jenkins

Life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it. The missing plays of Sophocles will turn up piece by piece, or be written again in another language.
-- Tom Stoppard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
-- G. Bernard Shaw

A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.
-- J. Michael Strazynski

Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable. Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery, which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.
-- House M.D.

Humans? They're long gone. Vanished. Extinct. They only exist in stories.
-- Ferngully

Anton Chekov, who was a doctor, said, "Medicine is my wife; writing is my mistress."

Se non e vero, e ben trovato. (Even if it’s not true, it’s a good story.)
-- Italian Proverb

The recipe for becoming a good novelist is easy to give, but to carry it out presupposes qualities one is accustomed to overlook. One has only to make a hundred or so sketches for novels, none longer than two pages but of such distinctness that every word in them is necessary. One should write down anecdotes every day until one has learnt how to give them the most pregnant and effective form; one should be tireless in collecting and describing human types and characters; one should above all relate things to others and listen to others relate, keeping one's eyes and ears open for the effect produced on those present, one should travel like a landscape painter or costume designer. One should, finally, reflect on the motives of human actions, disdain no signpost for instruction about them and be a collector of these things by day and night. One should continue in this many-sided exercise for some ten years; what is then created in the workshop will be fit to go out into the world.
-- Nietzsche

The thief. Once committed beyond a certain point he should not worry himself too much. Thieving is God's message to him. Let him try and be a good thief.
-- Samuel Butler

What is written without effort is generally read without pleasure.
-- Samuel Johnson

Same story, different versions, and all are true.
-- POTC: Dead Man's Chest

I am a humble artist
moulding my earthly clod,
adding my labour to nature's,
simply assisting God.
-- Piet Hein

Every archaeologist knows in his heart why he digs. He digs, in pity and humility, that the dead may live again, that what is past may not be forever lost, that something may be salvaged from the wrack of the ages.
-- From "The Testimony of the Spade"

Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.
-- Francis Bacon

It is better, of course, to know useless things than to know nothing.
-- Seneca epistles 88 45

When asked how she acquired her knowledge of science, Octavia Butler replied, "I read."

Imagination is more important than information.
-- Albert Einstein

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